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The KC Blue Valley Boccia Regionals were amazing!Things happened in Overland Park that may or may not ever be told by the lips of the Tulsa Twister attending this weekend's events!
The following could or could not have happened in Overland Park:
BC Lee and his 1998 Econoline Wheelchair may or may not have gone bazerko and smashed two of our top Twister fans into the wall at lunch Sunday! No injuries except for Lee’s big toe sprain! He and his toe will be healthy for Nationals‼️
Melissa, Victoria, Tempest
and Sherri (seen below) may or may not have had an all night girls party Friday‼️ NO BOYS ALLOWED! Lots of sugar, marshmallow roasting, and ghost stories! The young ladies were forced to cease the party after trying to build fire 🔥 for the marshmallows, in their hotel room! True story!
Wonder Woman Sherri at KC
The King of Ramp, Steven, may or may not have told Foghorn Leghorn “Whatever Bryan” — 252 times, one weekend in Overland Park‼️
Judy Judy looked awesome and won her first tournament game!
New Twister member Sue, an Army Veteran, is a great teammate!! She did request to stay at a different hotel next year‼️Ha!
A Twister member may or may not have self-crashed in his own wheelchair on the bus!!
Folks say he will milk his concussion for years!! Poor Margie……ha!
Margie, Gabe and Leslie all resigned Monday after the trip, stating they cannot take another boccia tounament‼️
Just kidding, they love their Boccia Center Twisters!! Without the help and dedication of these three there would be no Boccia trips‼️ THANK YOU‼️
Oh, I must mention the butt controversy in KC!
B in T aka Foghorn Leghorn was penalized three times for thrusting his buttocks in the air from his wheelchair ‼️ These calls were made by Cathy whom is the lead ref of the whole tournament! So B in T was very quiet, but coach Margie had a question. So timeout was called and the question of whether or not both buttcheeks are required to be in the air or not! After getting the Boccia rulebook ‘if one cheek is down it is considered a legal throw!’ Vital information to know!
That's B in T in the middle and there is no way he committed a butt foul‼️
Great weekend for Twister Boccia!
Lee and Lionel Weather Forecast
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The REAL seasons of TULSA‼️
Winter 🏂
Spring (into ➡️🌷
Winter II⛄️
Spring Football🪻
Tornado Season🌪
Summer🌞
Burn Season 🔥
Mend Potholes Season 💩
High School Football Season🏈💵
College Football Season🏈💵💵
Pro Football Season🏈💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵
Still Summer🌞
Fall Season Finally🍂
Only 14 Actual days of Fall🍁
Christmas will be skipped this year due to economy being in da shitter‼️🚽
New Years— start season all over‼️
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Bobblehead Sports:
Granddaughter Elliott heading to preschool Monday, is seen here talking to her agent regarding her next Little Orphan Annie audition‼️
B in T notes:
🏈Tulsa University recent signee is 5’10” 295lb NG, OLB, and Defensive Tackle, Tim Hardiman transferred from Arkansas State!
Where in the effen heck IS HIS NECK? Love it! Go TU!
Other short dudes to make it big‼️
Zach Thomas was 5’11’’.
(7× Pro Bowl, 5× First-Team All-Pro, Hall of Famer)
London Fletcher was 5'10".
(4x Pro Bowl, 2x Second-Team All-Pro)
Sam Mills was 5'9".
(5x Pro Bowl, 1x All-Pro, Hall of Famer.)
Elite players come in all shapes and sizes‼️
🏀Tracy McGrady is in T Town!
T-Mac will be around Tulsa for a while! His son Laymen committed to ORU‼️
⚾️There are many legends surrounding Babe Ruth and his mighty bat, his larger-than-life persona that commanded every ballpark and every camera. But this tale is about the Great Bambino striking out and the pitcher who fooled him🥲‼️ Too Late for April Fools……but APRIL FOOLS‼️‼️This is a story about a girl named Jackie‼️
On March 28, 1931 Chatanooga Lookouts owner Joe Engle signed Jackie Mitchell to pitch for his Double-A squad against the Yankees in an exhibition game! Jean Patrick, author of "The Girl Who Struck Out Babe Ruth," says it was common back in the day for teams like New York to stop in Minor League towns on the train ride home from Spring Training in Florida. “But what was different of course was that Jackie was playing,"‼️ The game was originally scheduled for April 1. The April Fools' Day date may have been enough to raise questions, but people were even more suspicious that this was a publicity stunt due to the fact that it was Engle!! He was the P.T. Barnum or a Bill Veeck of the bush leagues. He was known for sometimes extravagant promotions," and remember
Max Patkin
The San Diego Chicken
Myron Noodleman
B in T MLB:
Cardinals
The Redbird Minor League system is getting stronger as the Major League team continues to melt like the wicked witch of the East in the Wizard of Oz‼️ A guy named Josh Kross catcher, one year from Cincinnati University, is batting .329 with 8 dingers, 30 Ribeyes in Palm Beach A ball‼️ He will be moved up to Springfield (AA) shortly, then to the majors and then the 2025 World Series‼️All this will happen when Marmol is fired‼️
Cubs
The Cubs will be back in the cellar soon! Like the rain in Oklahoma and my sprinkler system, it will eventually come back on when it is not needed!
Hahahahaha, Cubs suck, Bob, Cubs suck!
Royals
The KC pitching staff is 4th best in the majors and the pitching staff is 4th worst in the majors! Let's see which coach, pitching or hitting, lasts the longest!! Royals will fire their ouching coach first! Haha!
Dodgers
Dodger games start at 7:05 the fans arrive at 745 right after happy hour at Highland Park Brewery which has become a popular pregaming spot for Dodger fans. Located across from Los Angeles State Historic Park, the Tasting Room features a rotating list of guest taps along with HP's own award-winning beers! Get schnockered at home and Highland Park and avoid the 25-dollar, 16-ounce Pacifico at Dodgerland!
Astros
Mighty Mouse Altuve is batting .258 with 4 hrs and 14 RBIs and has been urged by his batting coach to use a 27 ounce bat to increase his ptoduction‼️
Have a great sports weekend!
Bryan in Tulsa
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