April Showers bring May Mowings‼️

Bryan in Tulsa

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Here we go to Overland Park, Kansas for the second USA Bocce regionals of 2025‼️ 

TULSA TWISTER BOCCE INJURY REPORT:

*Foghorn Leghorn B in T - wart on Bocce throwing thumb, Probable

*Whop ya on the head, Sherri - she once punched a 13-foot alligator cause she didn't like the way he looked at her, true shat, Google it‼️ 

Hangnail, Probable

*BC Lee - lost 3 teeth at the Mississippi River Touney in St Louis when he was slammed by a swinging restroom stall door!! Coach Margie resuscitated him and all was great!

Teeth fixed with an all-night Denture Specialist in Stlouis Probable

*Coach Margie- after resuscitating BC Lee earlier she complained of dizziness‼️

Probable

*Judy, Judy, Judy- recently had an accident with her mega wheelchair and an oversized cement mixer‼️The wheelchair won!!

Questionable for KC Tourney

*Melissa the Bed Killer- Melissa was stuck inside a bed at a tourney last year and is still suffering from BPTSD‼️

(Bed Post Dramatic Stress Disorder)

Probable for KC Tourney

Margie, Leslie, and Frailey are Team Twister Coaches, drivers and Bocce Ball retrievers‼️ All three Bocce coaches must be off for one week, rest and recuperation, Lee BC doctor ordered‼️ 

Probable

Pretty Victoria — BC Lee and I get the same comments, why did our wives marry us?

Probable

Jay and Rod — two beloved frat bros that have nothing better to do on a weekend in May in KC than support the Tulsa Twister Bocce Team!!

🔵⚪️🔴 Thanks for your support!!

Definite — Probable

See ya in Overland Park‼️

Lee and Lionel Weather Forecast

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Also, if Papi is just plain STONED just ignore the Weather Stone‼️

Lots of rain in T Town Tuesday and Wednesday!!  DONT DRIVE INTO HIGH WATER THESE DAYS ESPECIALLY‼️ 

Weekend for KC and Tulsa looks good!!

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Bobblehead Sports:

Nap time for Papi at St Louis Boccia Tourney!!  So quiet and so very tranquil!!  Perfect for afternoon nappy poo‼️ Shhh! Don’t tell Coach Margie‼️Cameras are everywhere on these trips!!  Dang!

B in T notes:

🏈Top 5 Most Hated Fan Bases:

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1. Alabama - The Bama fans make them a horrible team/college. What team would make fun of a national disaster (Hurricane Katrina)?
2. Ohio State - Most entitled fanbase ever! In the last 50 years, they have two titles (one of which came from a phantom pass interference call when the game was over). Yet they act like they rack up titles like Alabama!
3. Florida Gators - The treatment you get at The Swamp is hard to describe, somewhere between a mad house and a sewer. The arrogance, stupidity, and drunken behavior has no equal!  Love it!
4. USC Trojans - Lincoln Riley, enuff said!!  Then u have, 

       the USC fans which are        

       described as stupid, mean,      

        mouthy, cocky jerks, big 

        tough destroying tough 

        mediocre teams' hopes of  

        championships with dirty 

        lying, bad sportsmanship

        and as crying baby bully 

        punks! That's the good stuff.

1. Oklahoma Sooners - Opponents don't like seeing the same team winning. And after running roughshod over the Big Eight for 50 years and continuing their wild stampede through the Big 12, rivals have long been tired of the Sooners' historic supremacy!!  Finally of late the Sooners are losing in SEC Football and Basketball!!  The girls sports at OU are ❤️ loved and the men’s sports are trash!!

⚾️In St Louis a crowd of 21,206 purchased tickets for a Monday game at Busch Stadium a couple of weeks ago!

That is, by a significant margin, the smallest full-capacity crowd in ballpark history! From watching my Zenith console TV there were no more than 13k fans at Busch!  Each drinking a 25-dollar Busch Light served in a 16 oz paper cup, geesh!! Just give me a Tulsa Driller game where u can get wasted on 2$ beer and hotdog night‼️

Driving home with a Designated driver‼️

⚾️Carbon monoxide poisoning was the cause of death of the teenage son of former Yankees outfielder Brett Gardner, authorities in Costa Rica said. Guys, if you have a gas powered stove check it regularly. Turn it on. If there’s orange in the flame (it should be blue) it’s an indicator of carbon monoxide 

circulating‼️

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B in T MLB:

Cardinals

Day 32 of Card fans held HOSTAGE!

When Yohel Pozo finally got his wish at what he joyfully called “a second debut” in the big leagues, there was never a question that his wife, Paola, and their two kids would hurriedly travel along with him to Pittsburgh! After all, the Pozo family has remained together through good times and bad as Yohel has chased his baseball dreams!! Even now, they follow the catcher around on every road trip, regardless of where he is playing. They were together again on a frigid Monday night for Pozo's second shot at the big leagues, just as they were together back in 2020 when they shockingly found themselves homeless and living out of the family car.

Monday certainly presented happier times, as the family flew most of the morning from Memphis, Tenn., and didn’t arrive in Pittsburgh until an hour before the team bus departed for PNC Park! Despite the Cardinals losing 8 - 4 to the Pirates, Pozo ripped a homer in his St. Louis debut, and he threw out a runner trying to steal second while playing in front of roughly 15 family members based in Harrisburg, Pa‼️

Cubs

The Cubs 16-0 thrashing of the Dodgers combined with win on Sunday night ESPN has make the Cubbies the new pet for national media guys to doodle over!  

Royals

The Royals savior for the Double-A Naturals, Jac Caglione, is now batting close to the Mendoza line but is still hitting mammoth home runs ala Dave Kingman!  Time will tell!!  He goes 4 fo 4 and raises his average to .288, its early in the Royal minors! This big boy is lethal!

Dodgers

The Cubs done poked the Dodger bear!! The Dodgers have called up 3 players that have suspiciously never ever been steroid-tested‼️ Their promotion is currently in Minor League red tape…… interesting!

Astros

The Stros lost 2 of 3 to the Redbirds last week and since the debacle the team has won 7 of 10 and are headed to the playoffs again!!  All thanks to Manage Marmol who ain't fired yet!  Geesh!

Have a great sports weekend!

Bryan in Tulsa

 

by B in T - FakedOutSports, synSoonerPolitics.org

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Baseball season is over for Cardinal fans!

Bryan in Tulsa

Lee and Lionel Weather Forecast

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Last week we had, flooding, small tornados, ponding, cats and dogs sleeping together, and 6 inches of rain in Tulsa‼️‼️

According to my forecasters and   storm chasers we may have more to come this week‼️

This week — 60% Wednesday, 60% Thursday and 30% Friday!

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Bobblehead Sports:

If u look verrry close at the neck of The Blue Whale u will see Charlie and Papi attempting to dive off and swim to safety‼️Charlie swore that The Blue Whale’s blow whole was right where we were standing!! We jumped in!! True story‼️

B in T notes:

🏀Luck the Fakers‼️ Hehehe!

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🏈Police Escorts for college football coaches and players! 

Above ⬆️ retired ex-CIA operatives escorting Penn State players to their game!

WHY? Geeeesh, I should get an escort every time I go to the Tulsa Center to play Boccia Ball or a tournament?!?! We can’t get our Boccia coach Margie her own personal State Trouper Escourt to our regional tournament in St Louis‼️

Football teams, particularly in college, often receive police escorts for security and logistical reasons, including facilitating safe travel through crowded areas and ensuring smooth transitions during and after games, especially when fans may be present!

• Security and Safety:Police escorts can help ensure the safe transportation of teams and coaches, especially in situations where there might be large crowds or potential for disruptive behavior. Nooooo way‼️ haha! In college football, where fans sometimes rush the field after games, police escorts can help coaches and players safely navigate the field and exit the stadium! The presence of law enforcement can also deter potential threats or incidents with their Texas Ranger hats alone‼️
  
• Tradition and Status:In Some college football conferences, particularly the SEC, police escorts have become a tradition, with coaches often being flanked by troopers as they enter and exit the field. While the NFL doesn't have this tradition, they still have security and law enforcement present at stadiums and focus on preventing field rushes, rather than escorting coaches!!

In the future please try to hire State troopers taller than the coach they are protecting‼️

🏈Beer Snake‼️

The “Beer Snake” is a fan-led tradition that began during the 2020 XFL season and was revived as the the D.C. Defenders kicked off the 2023 season. The tradition continues in the UFL‼️

The Beer Snake can best be described as a winding stack of empty plastic beverage cups in a snake-like formation spanning several stadium rows.

The longest reported Beer Snake stacked 1,240 cups – long enough to reach the top of Audi Field. Beer Snake construction is only permitted in Sections 136 and 137, located behind the north endzone.

The area commonly known as “The Beer Snake Section” is officially known as the Supporters Section!

Positions in the Supporters Sections are safe standing only, not assigned, and first come first served‼️

⚾️Cubs Beer Snake

The Wrigley Beer Snake is the most prestigious beer snake and was started by Harry Carry by himself‼️ While downin' 20 beers of Bud Light by the seventh inning in a 1969 game against the Mets, he attached 5,678 beer cups to his 20 and this became the first Beer Snake ever‼️ True shat bro!  Google it‼️

Cubs still lost the game but a tradition was started in Wrigley‼️

B in T MLB:

Cardinals    Record 9-14 suck it Redbirds!

I am convinced that if the Cardinals actually fired Marmol and brought someone in like YADI we’d go on a run of 20 wins straight‼️

I’m so convinced……..fire him NOW‼️

just do it 

Cubs    Record  14-10 suck it Cubs

The Cubs aren’t going to complain about going .500 on a tough trip. While they let a potential win or two get away from them on the six-game trip against the Dodgers and San Diego Padres, the Cubs head home to Wrigley Field trying to build momentum through the rest of a challenging April slate!! Next up: their final regular-season games against the Arizona Diamondbacks and Dodgers!!

Royals     Record  9-14 same as Cards - Suck it

As one of my 18 readers told me a few days ago Bobby Witt Jr. should bat in all 9 positions in the batting order!!  Then we would be awesome bros!

Dodgers       Record 16-7 ho hum………

The Corn Dodgers superstar Mookie Betts gave the team a scare when he stepped on a rake, flipped it up and broke his nose!!  Betts then went in confusion, concussion protocol for 2 days!!

Astros   11-11  suck it .500

The Stros are climbing back up the Central division as the rookie sensation Cam Smith keeps hitting dingers!!  An odd combo 3B / RF, he hit 2 homers against the Padres last Friday!!  He is batting over .300 since the second week with 4 homers and 10 RBIs!!  

Have a great sports weekend!

Bryan in Tulsa

by B in T - FakedOutSports, syndicated in SoonerPolitics.org

B, in T

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Bob’s Bail Bonds and Car Wash (Chicago, IL) Big Brother Bill’s Psychic Palm Reading and Bed & Breakfast (Tulsa, OK) MR Bait, Fishing Tackle and Homemade Fudge Shop (Boulder, CO) Weh’s Wiener Wagon and Dry Cleaners, Lawrence, Kansas T-Brew’s Cockroach Farm and Pizza Palace, Tulsa, OK Dr. Richard Stephens DDS Roy Thomason Retired Sigma Chi TU