Bryan in Tulsa
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Travis Meyers with channel 6, KOTV, Tulsa has been with 6 since Cy Tuma gave the number🖕sign, late night in 1965‼️ A 7 seven-year-old B in T asked Grandma Audoo what the middle finger meant and she said, between dips of snuff, you are number 1‼️‼️ Thus an iconic saying for number 1 was created by my Grandma Audoo at 3006 S. Joplin, Tulsa! True shat‼️
Mrs. B in T just bought a lightning detecter for my butt!!
Seriously, you may buy them at Home Depot in the bug zappers area‼️ True shat‼️
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Bobblehead Sports:
A DAY WITH ANA‼️
Ana’s Piano Recital was magnificent! I am so proud of her!! Such a talented young lady, in 2 hours she will score two goals for her soccer team!! Then at 3:00 she will score 16 points, 8 boards, and 7 fouls at her basketball tournament, and lastly, Ana will have a sleepover with her 4 girlie girl cousins‼️ All in a day with Ana!!
B in T notes:
🏈🍻Top Booziest College Football Fan Bases:
🍺BPG- beers per game
1 Nebraska 4.6 BPG- corn makes beer? so BOOM‼️
2 Minnesota 4.4 BPG-nutin else to do
3 Wisconsin 4.3 BPG drinking is considered on art in Madison
4 LSU 4.2 BPGs- the beer flows much easier cuz the college folk have no teeth, ha!
5 Va Tech 4.09 BPG hearing Metallica boom over the speakers makes me want to drink 🍻 in Tulsa!
6 USC 4.2 BPG head coach wears skinny jeans, drinking makes his yuppiness tolerable!
7 Kansas 4.1 BPG who cares
8 Illinois 4.1 BPG The college is located in Champagne, Illinois, so drinking beer is automatic!
9 Iowa State 3.9 BPG Corn makes beer🌽
10 Alabama 3.8 BPG
11 Texas 3.7 BPG big money University thus big drinking
12 Tulsa 3.6 BPG drink beer or consume Jami’s special brownies is a must at slumping TU football
13 Texas A&M 3.54 BPGs Jami and her relatives drink half the product! B in T the other half!!
14 Oklahoma - 3.3 BPGs - Sooner lousy play have increased the drinking consumption drastically!
15 Texas Tech - 3.25 BPGs With Lubbock’e boring flatland and Cactus, drinking is a way of life!
🏈Akron football’s multi-year Academic Progress Rate has dropped below 914📉✏️!
The Zips are now ineligible for bowl games due to academic reasons!! This will help raise Tulsa’s chances of a bowl in 2025 ‼️
Zippy the Kangaroo‼️
🏈Likely ESPN Gameday Locations:
Week 0 | Dublin, Ireland | Kansas State Wildcats | Iowa State Cyclones |
Week 1 | Columbus, OH | Texas Longhorns | Ohio State Buckeyes |
Week 2 | Norman, OK | Michigan Wolverines | Oklahoma Sooners |
Week 3 | Knoxville, TN | Georgia Bulldogs | Tennessee Volunteers |
Week 4 | Bloomington, IN | Illinois Fighting Illini | Indiana Hoosiers |
Week 5 | University Park, PA | Oregon Ducks | Penn State Nittany Lions |
Week 6 | Notre Dame, IN | Boise State Broncos | Notre Dame Fighting Irish |
Week 7 | Baton Rouge, LA | South Carolina Gamecocks | LSU Tigers |
Week 8 | Clemson, SC | SMU Mustangs | Clemson Tigers |
Week 9 | Columbia, SC | Alabama Crimson Tide | South Carolina Gamecocks |
Week 10 | Columbus, OH | Penn State Nittany Lions | Ohio State Buckeyes |
Week 11 | Tuscaloosa, AL | LSU Tigers | Alabama Crimson Tide |
Week 12 | Athens, GA | Texas Longhorns | Georgia Bulldogs |
Week 13 | Gainesville, FL | Tennessee Volunteers | Florida Gators |
Week 14 | Columbia, SC | Clemson Tigers | South Carolina Gamecocks |
Conference Championship | Atlanta, GA (SEC Championship) | Texas Longhorns | Georgia Bulldogs |
College Football Playoff First Round | Eugene, OR (No. 7 vs. No. 10) | No. 7 Oregon Ducks | No. 10 South Carolina Gamecocks |
College Football Playoff First Round | Notre Dame, IN (No. 8 vs. No. 9) | No. 9 Tennessee Volunteers | No. 8 Notre Dame Fighting Irish |
College Football Playoff Quarterfinal | Arlington, TX (Cotton Bowl) | No. 5 Ohio State Buckeyes | No. 4 Iowa State Cyclones |
College Football Playoff Semifinal | Glendale, AZ (Fiesta, Bowl) | No. 5 Ohio State Buckeyes | No. 1 Penn State Nittany Lions |
College Football Playoff Semifinal | Atlanta, GA (Peach Bowl) | No. 3 Texas Longhorns | No. 2 Clemson Tigers |
🏈The Buccaneers have one of the heaviest defensive lines we have ever seen…
Desmond Watson: 464 pounds
Vita Vea: 350 pounds
814 pounds = Two players = SCARY
B in T MLB:
Cardinals
My Birds have started to Fly High again!! Speaking of flying high, it is time for my daily brownie!! Go Birds‼️
Cubs
The Cubs are feeling the heat from the Birds of Red but it is just starting to rev up!! The Redbirds are getting fat off the Cubs!!
Royals
The Royals should not rely on their pitching staff!! Time to let their hitters hit!!
Dodgers
The Dodgers need to stay steady with Ohtani and whoever plays with him (Bad News Bears 1980, or the B in T and Jami wiffle ball team in 1986)! With Ohtani u can win with anyone! Haha!
Astros
The Astros are still mulling around .500 in third place. Lance McCullers is still getting death threats from Stro fans who are off their meds and need a brownie STAT‼️‼️ Come on, the NFL Texan’s exhibition season is only 80 days away‼️
Have a great sports weekend!
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