Bryan in Tulsa
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WELCOME CUSHING!!! -TO THE WEEKLY SPORTS FAMILY IN TULSA!! Thanks to the Cushing Citizen Newspaper friends!!!
Shhhh rumor has it that Mr. and Mrs. B in T were spotted at the Tulsa Driller game last week with granddaughter Charlotte in a sugar coma!! Those cowboy boots were Mimi B in T’s!!
Bobblehead Sports:
Leased Mrs. B in T’s Spare Room for the PGA!
B in T with Pygmie family in 2007 at PGA
Mr. and Mrs. B in T have leased a room to a family for the PGA Tournament!! The Moonzappa pigmies family from The Congo are staying one week at the room formerly known as the Grandkid's playroom with padded walls for adults!! The family villagers are huge Tiger Woods fans and have traveled outside of The Congo for their first time ever!! The family of four is well known for their shrunken heads business which has earned them millions!! They have signed a contract to not shrink heads while in the United States!! Mrs. B in T will be cooking a vegan menu for the family while they are in T town!! They have requested a signed red Tiger Nike Polo shirt and Tiger balls!! Tiger balls are highly popular in The Congo!!
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B in T Notes:
B in T’s Pride is Overflowing!
My son, Lance who works for Southern Hills and is the backbone behind the scenes, has been assigned to stay with the PGA Championship Trophy until it is given to the winner!! For 13 days he must sleep, eat, drive, and work 12-hour days and not let the Trophy out of his sight!!
New Lululemon Shoe for Athletic Women:
The hit new shoe to wear at lunch at Utica Square called ‘Blissful’!! This shoe cost 90 bucks per shoe and 180 for 2 shoes!! What a deal!! Super for kids soccer games or even dress-up fundraisers!! The ‘Blissful’ shoe can be worn anywhere and at any time but remember it MUST be dry cleaned!!
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B in T was forced by daughters to put something in this sports stuff that has more femalish interests so footwear came to mind!!
No more Horror Movies for B in T:
After a late Friday night horror movie, Henry, my dog, and I tiptoed to bed and hid under the sheets! We peered over the covers and noticed the nightlight for Henry, my dog, and Papa was off!! So I rushed out, hit the nightlight button, and dove back into the sheets as a memory of the demonic movie I just tried to forget appeared!! So, I dozed immediately upon reentry to the bed!! At 3:03 in the morning, I felt some rumbling and heard noise under our King bed!! Our bedroom door was open and our small mountain lion /house cat ran out of the bedroom!! Problem solved! Right? Wrong possession breath!
So in a few minutes, the bed shuffling noise was BACK!! I was terrified! Henry, my dog, was terrified!! Finally, Mrs. B in T was snoring! I bravely walked to the other side of the bed (armed with my 1970 Wilson 1500 golf wood) and discovered the T-100 floor cleaner with red and green lights, staring at me!! I removed and shut off the floor cleaning robot from H E L L!! Now back to sleep for Henry and Papa, and continued snoring for Mrs. B in T!!
OU Spring Game:
OU’s Bowman Shines as Punt Returner!
Billy Bowman is ready to make an impact on special teams. Says he feels most confident with football in his hands!! “This year we'll be able to be more free, returning kicks and stuff like that!! Last year we weren't allowed to return kicks unless we needed it, said Sophomore Bowman!! Well, the Sooners need it, Mr. Bowman!!
B in T Tidbits:
Indiana Cheer Leader Gets NIL Deal:
- Cassidy Cerney and holder Nathan Paris, the Indiana cheerleaders that saved the day by retrieving a stuck basketball during an NCAA basketball game, have made it big time by signing a t-shirt deal with Breaking T!!
- 75k plus for the OU spring football game!! We have our new coach Venables with an assist to former coach from Muleshoe, Texas to thank for that! Around 10k in attendance for the USC spring game with Skinny jeans Coach Lincoln Riley!
- To My Hog Who are Faithful to B in T, I Will Send Your Hog Snout Coronavirus Mask to You Soon!!
- Memphis Tiger basketball program is up shat creek without a paddle!! As I said a months ago, the Tigers would be under NCAA investigation under Penny soon!! Hope they give Memphis much harsher penalties than Oklahoma State, which was not deserved to begin with!!
- Isiah Jacobs from Maryland via transfer portal has picked up an offer from Tulsa!! Brother of the Raiders Josh Jacobs could be a stud at TU!! “Blessed to receive my first offer from MY CITY, Tulsa first to believe in me!” Keep that in mind when the power 5 offers appear, Jacob!!
- Metro Christian’s QB Kirk Francis has visited Memphis, North Texas, and Iowa State! The kid is happening and at 6’2” 190lbs, has a great arm and QB presence!! OSU Coach Gundy has his Orange Dodge Ram Dually Truck’s mapquest set to the Metro Coaches' offices!!
- Ohhhhhhhh........those were the days, men were men and Tulsa went to NCAA Tournaments and WON games!! Eric Coley (#11)once took a basketball, jumped and took a nat off the top of the backboard, and THEN dunked the basketball and the frickin nat!! True story!!
MLB
Cardinals 8-6 - Over half the Cards lineup is batting below the Mendoza line or .200 for those who do not understand old fart baseball jargon!! Fredbird has a slightly higher batting average than cards catcher Yadier Molina!
Cubs - 8-8 - Cardinal traitor Jayson Heyward is batting 8th for the Cubbies and that is too high!! Will Hayward is roaming right field in his 40s?? AA Cub studs are wondering when Jayson is retiring!
Rangers - Radio broadcasters Matt Hicks and Eric Nadel are loved by my Mrs. B in T, cuz when I can't sleep she puts the radio headphones on 97.1 for the Rangers game, and those two mellow, calming voices put him right to sleep!! 7 - 12 start
Astros - warming up around .500 but watch out!
Royals - heading toward .500 with their sights on building a strong farm system!! Don't plan a parade yet Royal fans!!
Have a great sports week!!
Bryan in Tulsa
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