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*******BOCCE UPDATE*******
USA Bocce Ball Meets the Tulsa Center for Physically Limited!!
In one week 7 of our brave crazies at the Center for Individuals with Disabilities will be heading to Overland Park to be the first 7 officially USA Bocce Ball Certified folks from Oklahoma!! The official USA Projected rankings going into the tournament: Open Division Seeding: Sherri Ball Striker Watson-seeded 4 out of 26 registered participants!!
Keith, Killer Blue Balls- 6 seed
John-no puffing in the room- 9 seed
Pam V - ballbuster -10 seed
Charlene - the projected female rookie of the year -12 seed
Bryan - only there for the food and fellowship - 24 seed out of 26 registered, only rated higher than two folks that did not pass the drug test!
Wheelchair Division ratings:
Sean- only experienced USA baller! 3 seed!
Steve- projected Rookie of the Year USA Bocce 2022! 5 seed
These souls are braving a 4-hour road trip in a packed Center van with Bryan, ESPN Bocce cameras, staff mood swings, with Sherri and Pam Vest bickering over which bed Sherri needs to sleep in due to her nightly gastric problems!! Keep these athletes in your prayers 🙏🙏🙏!
BOBBLEHEAD SPORTS:
Is Gus a Better Golf Cart Driver than Papa B in T?
Gus was concentrating after a bad hole and as his caddie, I explained that the maximum you can get is 8 on a hole! We erased the 13 and gained 5 strokes!! He was happy! Papa was happy!! I told him that for every par or below he would receive a Hotwheels car!! After he birdies the 1st hole he did not get another par until the 8th hole where there was some controversy whether he received a 3 or a 4, eventually he admitted and changed his score to a 4!! Lessons learned by Gus! I wonder if Papa B in T gave him that second Hot Wheel car? I will never reveal because of the player/caddie confidentiality agreement!! I know what your thinking.....google it!!
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One week later Gus got fifth place in his first individual U.S. Kids Junior Golf Tournament!!!!
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B in T Notes:
B in T 2022 NCAA Football Final 64 Dancers:
1-seeds: Alabama, Ohio State, Georgia, Texas A&M
2-seeds: Clemson, Michigan, Notre Dame, Oklahoma
3-seeds: Utah, Wisconsin, Cincinnati, Oklahoma State
4-seeds: Iowa, Penn State, North Carolina State, Arkansas
5-seeds: Baylor, Miami, Michigan State, USC
6-seeds: Wake Forest, Kentucky, Tennessee, Utah
7-seeds: Houston, Ole Miss, Oregon, South Carolina
8-seeds: Pittsburgh, BYU, Mississippi State, Florida State
9-seeds: LSU, UCLA, Minnesota, Texas
10-seeds: Purdue, Arizona State, UCF, Louisville
11-seeds: Auburn, SMU, Nebraska, North Carolina
12-seeds: Fresno State, Kansas State, Maryland, TCU
13-seeds: Boise State, Iowa State, San Diego State, Tulsa
14-seeds: Texas Tech, Western Kentucky, Marshall, Oregon State
15-seeds: Missouri, Washington, Bixby, Memphis
16-seeds: Jenks, Syracuse, Toledo, Liberty
First four out: West Virginia, Coastal Carolina, Virginia Tech, Owasso
Matt Wells to Join the Sooners!
Ex-Texas Tech head coach Matt Wells will join Oklahoma’s staff in an off-field role!! The Sallisaw, Okla. native was previously head coach at Utah State (2013-18) and Texas Tech (2019-21). Former TU assistant and finalist for Tulsa job in 2013!!
Kenny Picket - top QB in the NFL Draft - Small Hands Issues
Kenny Picket from Pittsburg is the top QB in this year's draft has a record small 8inch hands but has used stretching exercises and acupuncture from China to grow his hands 1\2 inch!!
B in T New AFC West Prediction:
- 1 Raiders - Gained - DeVante Adams - top received in the NeeeFinL!!!!! Hard yes!!
- 2 Chargers - Gained Khalil Mack at one DE and Joey Bosa at other DE - extremely hard yes!
- 3 Denver - Gained QB Russell Wilson - extremely hard yes!
- 4 Chiefs - LOSS - Tyreek Hill second-best receiver in NFL gone!!!
B in T Tidbits:
- At the corner of 61st and Memorial, there is a Scooters and a Hooters, for a second I thought I was in Heaven!!
- Tulsa Girls basketball ended up 17-11, losing to Wyoming in double overtime in the second round of the WNIT!! Congrats to the Hurricane girls for the best season in 8 years!! Great job, next year looks great with Poindexter (top freshman in the AAC) and Mayberry leading the way!! New Coach Nelph is a keeper!!
- OU Girls basketball is back in a big way! The Sooner girls met their match with Notre Dame but a great season for the girls!
- Tulsa’s and Booker T Washington’s own Tyler Lockett, who was runner up to last year's NFL man of the year is working out with Colin Kapernick in Seattle!
- Eric Konkol was hired by Tulsa on the 21st of March, by the end of the day on the 22nd he had already emailed every high school boys basketball coach in the state (and contacted some by phone). That's totally awesome!!
MLB:
Cardinals - Arenado is hitting bullets everywhere, while Goldschmidt is hitting marshmallows - Pujols is hitting like he did the first time around with the Redbirds!
Cubs - the names Happ and Contreras in the 3 and 4 slots in your lineup do not put fear in ya!
Rangers - after opening day starter, Jon Gray, went on the DL after 30 pitches, the 3-7 Rangers seem destined to suckville! Ever since Texas dumped the Tulsa Drillers, the Rangers have been atrocious!! Yep!!
Astros - a good start for the Astros, using Analytics rather than theft!!
Royals - Pitcher, Zach Greinke and Catcher, Salvador Perez, could be good WWE folks!!
Have a great sports 🏀 week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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