Bryan in Tulsa!
Gusty and Don Woods- the best ever!! Gather around the Zenith TV/Panasonic Radio Combo and get the Tonadic conditions from Don!! Today's Thursday Forecast Tulsa:
I give a lot of shat to our local weathermen but I must say they do know how to dress - Channel 6 Travis Meyers and Alan Crone
have a conservative Dillards or Frougs look aka 2010ish, and channel 2’s younger weather team has a Brooks Brothers on crack look!! Fox 23 locals have the top weatherman dresser in mid-America, Michael Grogan, who gets his suits custom made from Itally!! Double-breasted no doubt!!
Getting stuff right 35% of the time can be taxing, but these smartly dressed men are 99.9% balls on accurate when it comes to Tornados and saving lives in Oklahoma!! Monday night a huge tornado in Barnsdale and south Bartleville with only 1 death, THANK YOU
weatherpeople, for saving lives in Oklahoma!!
Otherwise wet weather in Tulsa!☔️
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My youngest daughter and family is trying their hand at gardening and after 1 day everything looks AMAZING!! Notice the symmetry with the impatience flowers 🌸 and the ground cover on the back row!! Go Maddie Go, 👀Dad B in T is watching your gardening, AND DONT FORGET TO WATER!!
The Boccia term ‘we came we saw and we kicked their Boccia balls’ was prominent at the Lucy Berry Regionals!! Our Tulsa Twister team was the most focused and at the same time the most social of all the teams, from Tulsa, St.Louis to Minnesota!! Congrats to Lee for bringing home the Bronze!! See ya in the Nationals buddy!!
Topeka will be our next regional and then to nationals in Cedar Rapids, Iowa!! Thanks for your support of our Tulsa Twister Boccia ballers!!
Also, I found two deviants at the Regionals!! My LCA brothers from TU are both under the Federal Witness Protection Program and thought watching me at a Boccia match was the most inconspicuous thing they could do!! Great to see them!!
Rod B in T. Jay
B in T Rants:
Texas High School Football, where hundrerd million dollars of school sports bonds get passed weekly!!
Top 5 High School Stadium Costs in Texas, and also in America!! Total $- 329 Million in cost just for 5 Mega Stadiums in Texas, where high school football is king! And
𝟏. 𝐂𝐲-𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐅𝐂𝐔 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐮𝐦
Cypress, Texas
• Cost: $80 million
• Opened: 2006
• Capacity: 11,000
𝟐. 𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐜𝐲 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐮𝐦
Katy, Texas
• Cost: $70.3 million
• Opened: 2017
• Capacity: 12,000
𝟑. 𝐌𝐜𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐈𝐒𝐃 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐮𝐦
McKinney, Texas
• Cost: $70 million
• Opened: 2018
• Capacity: 12,000
𝟒. 𝐄𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐮𝐦 (𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧)
Allen, Texas
• Cost: $60 million
• Opened: 2012
• Capacity: 18,000
𝟓. 𝐖𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐮𝐦
Shenandoah, Texas
• Cost: $49 million
• Opened: 2008
• Capacity: 10,000
Three most important Sundays of the year:
1. Easter Sunday
2. Masters Sunday
3. Super Bowl Sunday
Ten Most Hated Players in College Football History
1 Caleb Williams (USC)
Left OU to do nothin at SoCal!!
2 Johnny Manziel (Texas A&M)
3 Baker Mayfield (Oklahoma)
Stabbed the AstroTurf with the American flag!
4 Shedeur Sanders (Colorado)
He's cool, but his dad not so!
5 Jameis Winston (Florida State)- never steal crabs!
6 Deion Sanders (Florida State)
Gums flappin,but he not backin!
7 Marcus Vick (Virginia Tech) Great player, ankle breaker but unfortunately a Dog Killer!
8 Brian Bosworth (Oklahoma) Everybody hated Boz but loves Brian Bosworth!
9 Chrissy Simms (Texas)- what is a blond prepster doin’ QB ing the Longhorns?
10 Tim Tebow (Florida)- too good to be true!! I bet he has dead bodies under his house!
B in T’s Film Critic’s Corner
Nun II
THE SCARIEST MOVIE EVER MADE!!
SO SCARED I CRIED!
SO SCARED I SCORCHED MY UNDERWEAR TWICE
SO SCARED 🙀 I NOW SLEEP WITH THE LIGHTS ON IN THE GUEST ROOM, thanks honey!
SO SCARED I NOW WATCH DISNEY SHOWS INSTEAD OF HORROR!!
🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥 out of 5🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥s!!!!!!!!
B in T MLB
Cardinals-
The Birds have more holes in their team than Bonnie and Clyde's getaway car!! Pitching - Sonny Gray stud ace, rest of rotation is dog fecies, bullpen decent, hitting lineup- let everyone go except Winn, Arenado and call up triple-A Memphis! Everyone!!
Fire front office staff, fire Mozelic twice and can everyone else except the maintenance staff and the grounds crew!! The End!!
Cubs-
The Cubs have a tough schedule at St Louis, Cincinnati, and the Yankees in late May!! They should lose all of these games!!
Rangers-
Second place in the AL Central but 2 games over five hundred is no bueno!! And falling!!
Astros-
Hovering at 10 games under .500 is not pretty but when Seattle and Texas lead the Central by 6 anything is possible!!
KC Royals-
I was in a tournament in KC last week and all the chatter was about the Chiefs!! I would start up a conversation with someone wearing an old Royals shirt and they would go straight into a Kelce-Swift conversation!! Now they are 5 games over .500 and are totally ignored!!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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