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Wednesday, May 29, 2024

Cowboy baseball and softball are hot!!

Oklahoma State defeats Oklahoma 9-3 in the Big 12 Baseball Championship game!!  

Top-seeded Oklahoma fell to two-seed Oklahoma State 9-3 in Saturday's Big 12

Championship Game at Globe Life Field!  Congrats to the Cowboys for saying goodbye to the Sooners properly!!

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29% of the earth is covered by land. The rest is covered by Jayda Coleman, CF for the Oklahoma Sooner Softball team!!  Great year again!!  

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B in T Projections Baseball:

In Norman, Oklahoma-

Oklahoma 12 ORU 3

Oklahoma had a tough time with the Eagles of Gold during the season but the Sooner bats led by Spikerman and Company led the way to victory in Norman!!

In Stillwater, Oklahoma

Oklahoma State 9 Niagra 2

The scraggly Cowboy are gonna be a factor!!  

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B in T Projections Softball:


OU 7 Duke 1

55-6 record and the Oklahoma folks want to pull the plug on the softball program!!  6 effen losses!!  OMG, we need to stop the rendering of Patti Grasso's statue!!  Please just relax folks, the Sooners are STILL good!!


Oklahoma State 5 Florida 3

Great game, with OSU rallying for 3 runs in the 6th inning!!  OSU and OU may meet soon!!


Bryan in Tulsa!


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This picture was from the Center Experience 2023!  Major Center sponsors get together to get the feel of what we do at the Center! I am not sure who some these people are so I just hung with them at Cabin Boys while I waited for my better half!!  They had a T-shirt and a Busch Light so I joined them!!  JK.   Seriously what a great group of folks, so proud of the Center Staff and my Center friends!!  Keep on  keeping on!!!

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Gusty and Don Woods- the best ever!!  Gather around the Zenith TV/Panasonic Radio Combo and get the Tornadic conditions from Don!!   Today's Thursday Forecast Tulsa:

In the 90s this week with off and on showers!!  AKA Spotty showers all week!!


This week's forecast is sponsored by Borax!!

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Borax puts the white in Ronald Reagan’s white cowboy shirts!!


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Bobblehead Sports:


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A Veeeeery Random Take on High School Sports, thank you to OK Prep


The teams below have won 2 titles in a row and looking for a third in 2024!!  


Baseball - WASHINGTON (3A)

Golf (Boys) - DUNCAN (5A)

Golf (Girls) - JENKS (6A)

Slow Pitch - NORTH ROCK CREEK (5A)

Soccer (Boys) - SANTA FE SOUTH (5A)

Soccer (Girls) - HOLLAND HALL (4A)

Tennis (Boys) - HERITAGE HALL (5A)

Tennis (Girls) - HOLLAND HALL (4A)

Track (Boys) - RINGLING (A)

Track (Girls) - BISHOP KELLEY (5A), SEILING (A)


Note:

7 teams are Public schools and 4 teams are Private with mid-level success!  Staying constant in my 40-year observation, the publics win division/conference titles 75% of the titles, while the privates win 25% of the titles!!  Sooo the 75% ratio is close to the actual numbers of public vs private schools!!  


***JUST LEAVE THE DAMN PRIVATE SCHOOLS WITH THE PRIVATE SCHOOLS AND THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS WITH THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS!!!!!  PLEASE HAVE OSSAA MUCKETY MUCKS WORK ON KID SAFETY IN THE - CLASSROOM AND ON THE SPORTS FIELD‼️ BOOM!



Top 4 Party Places for new Longhorn and Sooner fans in the SEC:


1.) Alabama

The Tide is tops for several reasons but all one has to do is go to Innesfree Pub on a Friday night and Gallette’s after a Bama game to understand why Alabama is #1 in this ranking!!

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2.) LSU

Have you ever been to New Orleans? Well it’s that “Laissez les bons temps rouler” attitude in the Red Baton that rank this school so high here!!  And don't forget the middle finger salute given by all of the a Tiger fans!!  🖕🖕 Toss in LSU football and the awesome tailgate party and the crazy Cajuns know how to let the good times smoke!!

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3.) Ole Miss

This could be the #1 school based on the tailgate scene at the Grove alone. After all, “we’ve may not win a lot of games but we’ve never lost a party” is a pretty good slogan!!  But Ole Miss ranks third because the scene is simply bigger at the schools ahead of it!!

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4.) Tennessee

The main party street by the UT campus has long been know as “the Strip” and while it’s not exactly like the Strip in Las Vegas, it’s lined with fun college bars and fun college students. The Vols like to “volunteer” to go there as well as climb good ‘ol Rocky Top, a place where people get their corn from a jar!!




Transfer Portal in High School?

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A young man from Newcastle is announcing a transfer to Tuttle for his Senior season!!  

‘It's been a great 3 years met of a lot of great people God put in my life at Newcastle this decision is not personal just the decison me and my family made. I will be continuing my academic and athletic career at Tuttle High School!!

Wow how times have changed, making transfer announcement on Twitter /X in high school like the big boys in college!!  Must be da money!!  Slo Rida!

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Bringing back the old mascots for Tulsa vs Oklahoma State in 2024!!

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B in T’s Film Critic’s Corner 

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The Strangers / 2008

I am hooked on these frightful folks,  the original was a slight likeness to the Manson Murders but not really!!  Again the three creepy masked folks who like knives and hatchets with no guns!!  But the couple finds Uncle Ben's sawed-off shotgun hidden in the bookcase!!  This leads to mayhem of all sorts!!  Very scary with a slight love story!


3.5🎥s out of 5🎥s


Also:

The Strangers visit a local high school game before committing two hatchet murders!!

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Google it!!  Dare ya!


B in T MLB


Cardinals-

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So far my Birds- A quarter of the season has passed by and we are sucking to the MAX!!


Average - .220 - 28th

Slug Avg- .341 - 29th

On Base%- .298 - 27th

Runs    136 - 29th

Hits    291  -   28th


How are we only 1 game from .500???!!!


Cubs-

Cubbies continue to trail closely to the Brewers, the entire 5 starters lost all their games last week and then were immediately put on the 15 day disabled list retroactively 10 days ago!!  Get it!!


Rangers-

Texas’ Adolis Garcia is slumping and so are the Rangers, 26-27 with the rejuvenated Astros creepin up!


Astros-

With a record 25-28 the Stros are on fire and making the Altuve-led Stros look amazing!!  With winning 5 of their last 7 our Houston loved ones are safe from the Houston storms as well as the Altuve haters wanting a trade for pitching!! Back of Altuve haters!!


Royals-

Nine-game winning streak for the red-hot Royals who are so hot the the owners want to move them to Las Vegas!!  New name the Las Vegas Royalties!


Have a great sports week!


Bryan in Tulsa 
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Tuesday, May 21, 2024

1 Week Sabbatical- 🙏

Bryan in Tulsa!

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Gusty and Don Woods- the best ever!!  Gather around the Zenith TV/Panasonic Radio Combo and get the Tornadic conditions from Don!!   Today's Thursday Forecast Tulsa:

The stress of being a weather person during dangerous spring storms in Oklahoma can be enormous!!  Rain!! Storms!! Floods!!

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Tulsa Weatherpeople have anxiety, ulcers, gastric buildup, and Twister movie nightmares from March through July!!  The health of weatherleaders throughout Oklahoma are vital!!  National weatherpeople lift weights, and the Channel 6 weathergirls do pilates 5 times a week during tornado season in Northeast Oklahoma!!  

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Top Meteorologists Athletes all over Green Country!!


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Bobblehead Sports:

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Gus gets a PK and won the game!!  Papi and Mimi were so excited but what is a PK?? Personal best kick?   Perfect kick?  Well……. Penalty Kick is the correct answer!!  Way to go MVP Gus!!


Bobblehead Sports Moms!

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OKC Memorial Marathon 2024


JordanPolly, Chloe, Megan, and, Jillian all did the OKC Marathon!!


The run times of these beautiful women do not matter!!  All of these moms may look like yuppie moms who only worry about orange 🍊 slices and nail appointments!!  Wrong doubter breath!!!  Why?? These women are ALL considered lethal weapons!!  


Jordan, B in T's daughter, is on the far left and once kicked a Cascia Hall senior in the Bohemian Nuggets cuz she didn't like the way the dude glanced at her!!  Jordan works for the Government and that's all that Papi can get out of her!  Chloe in the middle is also with the government, Chloe and Jordan went to OU together and my research tells me, she is secret service for ex-President Donald Trumper!!  Jillian on the far right, Jordan’s sister-in-law, who introduced Clark to Jordan, is super smart and uses words I have to google constantly!!  Not sure of her occupation but she is way too smart for the government positions!!   Second from the left is Polly, a great friend of all the girls!!  I met her a few times before my stroke and heard her say CIA Level 20 on the phone!!  Megan is believed to be the head of the Anti Villan League and is the real brains of this secret agent group!!! True shat man, true shat!!  

In summary:  These OKC girls are all superstar athletic supporters and can dispose of you with one blow to the neck or one squirt of foreign substance!!

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B in T Rants:


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THE TOP 10 PLACES IN THE US NOT TO TAILGATE‼️

                          

Last years tailgating incidents per 10,000 vehicles in every state throughout the course of the year!!  Holy smokes Batman!The states with the highest instances of tailgating were:

1. Idaho:  76 instances of tailgating (per 10k vehicles)

2. Georgia:  45 instances of tailgating 

3. Nebraska:  38 instances of tailgating,  

4. Utah:  36 instances of tailgating 

5. Virginia: 35 instances of tailgating 

6. Washington: 29 instances of tailgating 

7. Connecticut: 22 instances of tailgating 

8. Ohio: 22 instances of tailgating 

9. New Hampshire: 20 instances of tailgating 

10. Colorado: 20 instances of tailgating 


THE TOP 10 PLACES IN THE US

TO TAILGATE‼️


  • 1.  Ole Miss - “The Grove" at Ole Miss is often cited as the holy grail of college football tailgating! This 10-acre area is filled with tents where fans dress in their best and enjoy Southern hospitality!
  • 2.  LSU - LSU’s tailgates are legendary for their Cajun flavors and all-day parties. The atmosphere around Tiger Stadium is electric, with fans from all over joining in the festivities!!
  • 3. Tennessee - In Knoxville, tailgating is tradition. Locations like Vol Navy, where fans tailgate on boats along the Tennessee River, offer a unique experience!  Only two boat accidents in 30 years!!
  • 4. South Carolina - Known for its research on tailgating and its community-oriented approach, the University of South Carolina provides what many people seek in a tailgate -- a sense of belonging!!
  • 5. USC - Benefiting from consistently great weather, USC offers a top-notch tailgating experience. With Greek recruitment deferred, Saturdays might become even more football-eccentric than before!
  • 6. Alabama - Alabama stands out for its unique tailgating traditions, from the houndstooth pattern decor to the "yellowhammer" cocktails!!  And, of course, you can't escape the well-known battle cry: "Roll Tide."
  • 7. Norman, Oklahoma - have upchucked groceries only twice in Soonerland while tailgating!!  Once when TU’s Wes Caswell outran OU’s D’ for a  99-yard touchdown pass and I remember nothing after that and my 8th Busch Lite!

        8. Tulsa University -  I have 

        upchucked groceries 8  

        times out of 81 tailgate 

        parties!!  The best tailgate      

        spot at TU—  The 

        Commons, where tailgate 

        bands rumored to be 

        playing in 2024 include 

        Boston, Foghat, and REO   

        Speedwagon!!  Thus this   

        great and grandios    

        University is in the B in T top 

        10 at #9!!

        9.  Bixby, Ok- football in       

        the heartland of American   

        Sod, where the term corn   

        fed is replaced by Steer   

        Steroids!!  Hehehe!      

        Google THAT!

        10.  Tonkawa,  Ok-  The    

        Buccaneers faithful built a 

        high school football field 

        in the middle of a 

        wheatfield! 

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         Great tailgate party 

         suites in the middle of 

         the fields for viewing of 

         Tonkawa football!!


B in T’s Film Critic’s Corner 

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The Strangers:  Prey at Night


More stabbing for young horror star Bailee Madison!!

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Stars as a girl who gets stabbed numerous times and lives to stab back at creeps in super cool Halloween masks:

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These dudes and dudets are freaky scary and if over 65 you must wear double-ply-depends while watching!!


🎥🎥🎥3 camera rating out of 5!!


B in T MLB


Cardinals- 

Great stuff for poor Cardinal fans!!

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Now Dats funny!!


Cubs-

25-18 is only effective where Doves fly according to The Artist Known as Prince!!

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5 Turtle Doves and Bellanger!


Rangers

24-22 

Jake DeGrom P - projected off IL in August

3B Josh Jung - off IL in late June

Scherzer P- back and finger TBD

All three need to be back to have a repeat of 2023!!


Astros-

16-27

Altuve took Sunday off and the Stros scored 9 runs without our little Topo Gigio Altuve!!

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Royals - 30-18  WTF!!!

The Cards suck and the Royals rule!!  Topsy Turvy world!!  


Have a great sports week!


Bryan in Tulsa

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