Bryan in Tulsa!
Gusty and Don Woods- the best ever!! Gather around the Zenith TV/Panasonic Radio Combo and get the Tornadic conditions from Don!! Today's Thursday Forecast Tulsa:
The stress of being a weather person during dangerous spring storms in Oklahoma can be enormous!! Rain!! Storms!! Floods!!
Tulsa Weatherpeople have anxiety, ulcers, gastric buildup, and Twister movie nightmares from March through July!! The health of weatherleaders throughout Oklahoma are vital!! National weatherpeople lift weights, and the Channel 6 weathergirls do pilates 5 times a week during tornado season in Northeast Oklahoma!!
Top Meteorologists Athletes all over Green Country!!
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Bobblehead Sports:
Gus gets a PK and won the game!! Papi and Mimi were so excited but what is a PK?? Personal best kick? Perfect kick? Well……. Penalty Kick is the correct answer!! Way to go MVP Gus!!
Bobblehead Sports Moms!
OKC Memorial Marathon 2024
Jordan, Polly, Chloe, Megan, and, Jillian all did the OKC Marathon!!
The run times of these beautiful women do not matter!! All of these moms may look like yuppie moms who only worry about orange 🍊 slices and nail appointments!! Wrong doubter breath!!! Why?? These women are ALL considered lethal weapons!!
Jordan, B in T's daughter, is on the far left and once kicked a Cascia Hall senior in the Bohemian Nuggets cuz she didn't like the way the dude glanced at her!! Jordan works for the Government and that's all that Papi can get out of her! Chloe in the middle is also with the government, Chloe and Jordan went to OU together and my research tells me, she is secret service for ex-President Donald Trumper!! Jillian on the far right, Jordan’s sister-in-law, who introduced Clark to Jordan, is super smart and uses words I have to google constantly!! Not sure of her occupation but she is way too smart for the government positions!! Second from the left is Polly, a great friend of all the girls!! I met her a few times before my stroke and heard her say CIA Level 20 on the phone!! Megan is believed to be the head of the Anti Villan League and is the real brains of this secret agent group!!! True shat man, true shat!!
In summary: These OKC girls are all superstar athletic supporters and can dispose of you with one blow to the neck or one squirt of foreign substance!!
B in T Rants:
THE TOP 10 PLACES IN THE US NOT TO TAILGATE‼️
Last years tailgating incidents per 10,000 vehicles in every state throughout the course of the year!! Holy smokes Batman!The states with the highest instances of tailgating were:
1. Idaho: 76 instances of tailgating (per 10k vehicles)
2. Georgia: 45 instances of tailgating
3. Nebraska: 38 instances of tailgating,
4. Utah: 36 instances of tailgating
5. Virginia: 35 instances of tailgating
6. Washington: 29 instances of tailgating
7. Connecticut: 22 instances of tailgating
8. Ohio: 22 instances of tailgating
9. New Hampshire: 20 instances of tailgating
10. Colorado: 20 instances of tailgating
THE TOP 10 PLACES IN THE US
TO TAILGATE‼️
- 1. Ole Miss - “The Grove" at Ole Miss is often cited as the holy grail of college football tailgating! This 10-acre area is filled with tents where fans dress in their best and enjoy Southern hospitality!
- 2. LSU - LSU’s tailgates are legendary for their Cajun flavors and all-day parties. The atmosphere around Tiger Stadium is electric, with fans from all over joining in the festivities!!
- 3. Tennessee - In Knoxville, tailgating is tradition. Locations like Vol Navy, where fans tailgate on boats along the Tennessee River, offer a unique experience! Only two boat accidents in 30 years!!
- 4. South Carolina - Known for its research on tailgating and its community-oriented approach, the University of South Carolina provides what many people seek in a tailgate -- a sense of belonging!!
- 5. USC - Benefiting from consistently great weather, USC offers a top-notch tailgating experience. With Greek recruitment deferred, Saturdays might become even more football-eccentric than before!
- 6. Alabama - Alabama stands out for its unique tailgating traditions, from the houndstooth pattern decor to the "yellowhammer" cocktails!! And, of course, you can't escape the well-known battle cry: "Roll Tide."
- 7. Norman, Oklahoma - have upchucked groceries only twice in Soonerland while tailgating!! Once when TU’s Wes Caswell outran OU’s D’ for a 99-yard touchdown pass and I remember nothing after that and my 8th Busch Lite!
8. Tulsa University - I have
upchucked groceries 8
times out of 81 tailgate
parties!! The best tailgate
spot at TU— The
Commons, where tailgate
bands rumored to be
playing in 2024 include
Boston, Foghat, and REO
Speedwagon!! Thus this
great and grandios
University is in the B in T top
10 at #9!!
9. Bixby, Ok- football in
the heartland of American
Sod, where the term corn
fed is replaced by Steer
Steroids!! Hehehe!
Google THAT!
10. Tonkawa, Ok- The
Buccaneers faithful built a
high school football field
in the middle of a
wheatfield!
Great tailgate party
suites in the middle of
the fields for viewing of
Tonkawa football!!
B in T’s Film Critic’s Corner
The Strangers: Prey at Night
More stabbing for young horror star Bailee Madison!!
Stars as a girl who gets stabbed numerous times and lives to stab back at creeps in super cool Halloween masks:
These dudes and dudets are freaky scary and if over 65 you must wear double-ply-depends while watching!!
🎥🎥🎥3 camera rating out of 5!!
B in T MLB
Cardinals-
Great stuff for poor Cardinal fans!!
Now Dats funny!!
Cubs-
25-18 is only effective where Doves fly according to The Artist Known as Prince!!
5 Turtle Doves and Bellanger!
Rangers
24-22
Jake DeGrom P - projected off IL in August
3B Josh Jung - off IL in late June
Scherzer P- back and finger TBD
All three need to be back to have a repeat of 2023!!
Astros-
16-27
Altuve took Sunday off and the Stros scored 9 runs without our little Topo Gigio Altuve!!
Royals - 30-18 WTF!!!
The Cards suck and the Royals rule!! Topsy Turvy world!!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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