I would like to wish all 17 of my reader/followers a HAPPY HIPPITY HOPPITY EASTER!!
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Seven of our Center folks have passed the USA Bocce exam and are officially certified as Playas of Bocce Ball!!!🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 B in T did barely pass the written part of the exam but was given a warning for cheating off of Sherri Watson aka “Bocce Blue Ball Killer”!! A couple of newbies, Steve Wheelchair Soccer King and John “Stubinator Shot “ - these dudes are wanting that Bocce Rookie of the Year Award!! Sherri (BBK - Blue Ball Killer) Watson is favored to be the highest-ranked of the Center playas! Sean ‘Super Athlete” Lewis was the First USA Bocce playa from Oklahoma will be there with his super pit crew boss Kyle Miller “da silent killa“! Pam “My Bestie” Vestie is making the trip and is loaded with her own personal bocce balls!! I am looking forward to honoring those who cannot be with our dingy nuts from the Center Nuthouse due to sickness - Spencer ‘the Face God’, Russ ‘Thunder Bocce Balls’, Coach George ‘Bryan Quiet!’, Jeanie ‘Froggie’, Erin ‘I love Bocce Balls’ - we miss all of you and hope to see ya next bocce year!! Get well soon!!
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Charlie's Godmother is headed to Georgia: Sawyer Bussy Reporter Channel 6 Tulsa, Oklahoma.
The Lohmeyer family will miss you and wish you the best!! You are amazing!!
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B in T Notes:
A lawsuit filed in Dallas County on March 3rd states that Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones had a child with a woman back in his younger days in World War I and that he and the woman, who just turned 102 years old, had agreed to a settlement to financially support the woman from Mr. Jones!! Better late never!!
Nebraska Football Sucks but the Restaurants are Great:
Before the Cornshucker game Sooner fans will be excited to visit Round the Bend Steakhouse, about 30 minutes outside of Lincoln which serves the world's greatest fried Bull Testicles!! The Testicle Festival will attract 100 of the best testicle eaters in the entire universe!! Vacation Nebraska!!
The 29th Testicle Festival!
Saturday before Father’s Day
Gates open at 11:00am
$10 Admission
- Military Men/Women get in FREE with I.D. -
Entertainment
- DJ Jake & Sheila Greenland Band
- Ball Eating Contest -
Food
- Bull Fries, Hamburger, Chz Burger, Corn Dog, Nachos, Chicken Strips-
BAR
- BEER, Mixed Drinks, VooDoo Juice, Bottled Pop/Water-
Merchandise
-28th Annual Testicle Festival T-Shirt, RTB Hat, Koozies, RTB Glass-
-Photo Opp Section & meet Buster the Bull
Davante Adams to the Raiders, OMG!
AFC West just got EVEN tougher!!
So now the Las Vegas Raiders will have Derek Carr throwing to Davante Adams, Darren Waller, and Hunter Renfrow! Denver and new future Hall of Fame QB Russell Wilson, the Cheifs are simply the Cheifs with Mahomes and the LA Chargers have added Khalil Mack to an already tough D!! Can't wait for some NFL football!!
Shhhh! Don't Tell the PGA Hoity Toities, We Are Painting the Course!
I drove by Southern Hills and noticed that the fairways and putting greens have been painted green!! They can’t do that with the PGA Championship 40 days away! Yes they can and here is why according to my inside sources at Southern Hills:
- Those that use "turf colorants" (the industry term for the application) for touch-ups of browned or even dead areas of grass, where any such areas appear in the playing corridors of the golf course!!
- Those that use turf painting as an alternative to overseeding, allowing the grass to go dormant but painting it so it remains green rather than turning brown!!
- Any grass grown in midtown Tulsa is considered very green💵💵💰💰💵💵?!?!?!
Buck and Aikman traded to ESPN for a bunch of MONEY!!
ESPN believes its $165 million booth of Joe Buck and Troy Aikman will restore the glamour to “Monday Night Football.” ESPN officially announced Wednesday that Buck and Aikman have left Fox for “Monday Night Football.” Aikman, according to sources, has a 5 year 90 million dollar deal which ties Romo of CBS for the largest yearly NFL TV salary, while Buck has inked a five-year 75 million dollar deal!!
B in T’s Fav Flower Festival:
This festival is considered one of the top spring events in the nation, Muskogee's Azalea Festival attracts visitors from around the world!! Honor Heights Park is a stunning 132-acre oasis atop a hill overlooking Muskogee, and home to the well-known Azalea Festival each spring!! The park comes alive as over 625 varieties of azaleas burst forth with a stunning spectrum of color in one of the most beautiful displays of flowering trees and shrubs in the world!!! Must go see quickly! Calm the rugrats with nature’s flowers!
MLB
Cardinals - 155 million dollar projected in payroll should be around 150 million dollar payroll with a 28 man roster!! The Redbirds are very dependent on ticket sales and the sales have been marginal at best the last two pandemic years! The Birds TV audience does not bring the dollars that big dollar markets project even in a slow pandemic two years! The Cards ownership is not cheap, just frugal!!
Cubs - off to a hot start with the sounds of Harry Carry impersonators in Chicago bars again!
Royals - could be a contender in 2023, with good young talent
Astros - look dangerous, I feel safe putting out my Astros World Champions picture in the B in T mancave!
Rangers - starting pitching rotation would use Dallas Keuchel's speed on their fastball for an improvement!! Bishop Kelley 5A champs 2022!! You heard or saw it here first!!
B in T Tidbits:
- Thanks, Steph Curry, for caring! This young Warriors fan, who was devastated after Steph missed Monday's game in Denver, got to meet her favorite player tonight!!!
- I learned a Tidbit (this B in T tidbits, haha) from my brother while watching Law and Order last week! He read that since anti-freeze can be used in instances where a spouse may want to eliminate another spouse because it is tasteless!! He states that Prestone Anti-freeze has come up with flavored anti-freeze so it can be detected better in fireball drinks!! So guys, if your steak is tasting like strawberry anti-freeze pop cycles, it may be time to cut back on the red meat!! Dilly, Dilly men, be aware!!
Thanks, Air Force Baseballers for Your Service
- Oklahoma’s super star play by play man, Toby Rowland, interviewed Air Force Mike Kazlausky about willingness to schedule the OU’s, LSU’s and Texas’s on the road? His reply might be the greatest of all time: “my guys raised a hand & agreed to be willing to die for their country. They’re not scared to play anybody anywhere.” With the incredible massacre that is occurring in Ukraine Coach, Kaz has poignant words for all to hear!!
- I would like to announce the obvious. The fricken best coach at the University of Kentucky is Mark Stoops!
Have a great sports week!
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