O Week college football in Dublin‼️

 DOS (2) DAYS TILL COLLEGE FOOTBALL‼️

Bryan in Tulsa

College Football FIRST WEEKEND‼️  O WEEK

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Bobblehead Sports:

I was told by my very blunt bobblehead family that this was for Gus 11-year-old grandson, for Monty 2-year-old grand, AND for Papi B in T a 66-year-old dribbler‼️

Hahahahaha‼️

B in T notes:

B in T Tailgate Suggestions-

🏈The Tulsa University men who are football fans looking forward to their wives' near-daily Target shopping trips so they can tailgate in the parking lot and cook brats on Hatsty Bake grills and cheer for their favorite football teams (TU) on the TV in the back of the wife’s mini van, and play poker inside the back of one car, while their kids play wildly — but don't worry, the dads have a video baby monitor and take 15-minute shifts each watching the cameras‼️ True shat guys‼️

🏈My wife’s Blackwell Maroon High School football team received a new stadium thanks to Bond Issue 4Q4Q‼️

4Q or Eff-U- Get it!  No? Yes?

B in T College Football Picks:

FARMAGEDDON IN DUBLIN‼️

What in the eff is Farmageddon?-

1 A Shawn the Sheep Movie-

This animated movie, rated G, features Shaun the Sheep and his flock encountering an alien named Lu-La. They must help her return home while evading a shadowy organization that wants to capture her. The movie is known for its humor, animation, and science fiction elements. Great for the grandkids but not for the intent of this B in T article‼️

2 Farmageddon - Halloween Attraction in UK:

This is a Halloween production in the UK, known for its scary mazes and intense atmosphere‼️Visitors can expect a "scarefest" with attractions like the Meat Locker, The Beast of Terror, Contagion, and Maze of Death‼️

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3 Farmageddon FOOTBALL‼️

The term "Farmageddon" was used by fans and media to refer to neutral-site football games between Iowa State and Kansas State, due to the schools' agricultural roots‼️

This year's game will be played in Dublin, Iowa…I mean Ireland!

Kansas State 31 Iowa State 20

Kansas State QB Avery Johnson AKA Goldilocks received a new Lavender Corvette‼️ He also has a black Mercedes‼️ The NIL deals for Avery just keep comin’‼️Oh and don't forget Avery’s lifetime hair perm kit from Curls for Men‼️ see below⬇️⬇️

Statwise Avery completed 18 of 24 passes, 3 TDs, 1 pick, 252 yards, with 8 rushes for 100 yards and 1 TD! Clone QB Rocco Bechtmay very well be one of the most overlooked players in the country. He just enjoyed a terrific 2024 campaign in which he threw for 3,505 yards, 25 touchdowns and nine interceptions, and heading into 2025, he is a pretty obvious NFL Draft candidate! Unfortunately he threw 2 picks and only completed 13 of 31 passes, 2 picks and 1 TD in Ireland‼️Sorry Kevin Highland but I am never wrong bro‼️suck it up buttercup!

Kansas 35 Fresno State 17

KU Quarterback Jalon Daniels is on his 6th year and will soon be eligible for social security!

JK guys! Jalen completed 17 of 27 passes, 242 yds, and 2 TDs!  This game was played in 

Shanghai, China in front of 13,430 fans, 24 goats and 52 chickens!Two players from China (one for each team) will be allowed to play but each must be over 5’4” inches tall.

B in T High School Picks:

None ya!

B in T MLB:

Cardinals suck

Brewers

Cardinals who?  The Brewers passed the Cubbie Wubbies like they were passed out on Rush Street! Eww that was not funny guys, I will make it up next edition!

Cubs

My always correct prediction for the the Cubbies shows them being swept (4-0) in the first wild card round to the Blackwell Flycatchers!

Don't Google it!

Royals

The Royals and Cardinals will not have the I-70 World Series this year! When they finally do it will be called the I-70 Earth to Jupiter Galaxy Series - year 2269‼️

Dodgers

The Dodgers could not acquire Helsey from the Redbirds so they got the next best thing, any Minor league pitcher on the Tulsa or Oklahoma City roster‼️ Ha!

Astros

When acquiring Carlos Correa they forgot to pick up his previous talent! Can they get a refund from the Twins!? When I get bad milk from Homeland Grocers they give me my money back or a fresher gallon of milk! You know what I'm saying?

Have a great sports weekend!

Bryan in Tulsa

by B in T - FakedOutSports, syndicated in SoonerPolitics.org

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Bob’s Bail Bonds and Car Wash (Chicago, IL) Big Brother Bill’s Psychic Palm Reading and Bed & Breakfast (Tulsa, OK) MR Bait, Fishing Tackle and Homemade Fudge Shop (Boulder, CO) Weh’s Wiener Wagon and Dry Cleaners, Lawrence, Kansas T-Brew’s Cockroach Farm and Pizza Palace, Tulsa, OK Dr. Richard Stephens DDS Roy Thomason Retired Sigma Chi TU

18 days till Football‼️‼️

Bryan in Tulsa

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Bobblehead Sports:

Although the picture is B in T photography bad, my OKC trip was awesome‼️ Below OKC checkers champion Frankie beat Papi twice in Checkers to his disbelief ‼️

B in T notes:

My Wife ❤️ My Angel❤️

Just a little filler EDITOR'S NOTE before the rat race of B in T Football Picks 2025 begins ‼️

In 2015 I started dabbling with B in T sports approximately 2 years after my major stroke and blood clot issues. Mrs B in T or better known as Jami or Mimi has taken care of my big butt ever since! God, I love her, I would not be on this earth loving my 7 grandkid Rugrats and cursing TU football if not for her‼️ She works full time as a Dental hygienist for Dr. Stevens who has been awesome to my family for 16 years! I hope and pray 🙏 she can retire soon to rest, hang with friends, family, grandkids and B in T‼️ Not in that order but maybe it is that order! 

Notes on Blog- Why?

I am simply reflecting my thoughts through this silly, jacked-up weekly Blog! Good morning therapy! Sometimes my blog can read as though it was written by a 5-year-old old or someone who is tweaking on meth! I send the blog to approximately 175 friends, family and frat brothers! Approximately 20 are weekly regulars! My family likes the bobblehead sports, my friends and bros like the near perfect picks‼️ Haha! Writing this stuff helps with the daily neuropathy pain that can be debilitating some days. So please put up with it a few more years! Sadly or happily we are not stopping B in T, maybe slowing down but not stopping! Love ya ❤️and thanks for reading‼️ Most of all thanks to Jami for putting up with me through very trying times and still having that same spark when I proposed to you 41 years ago

on a bench at Woodward Park in Tulsa❤️ Love ya‼️

WNBA 

🏀I am all about the WNBA. Pay them what they deserve. Regardless of the P&L statements ‼️

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******Two Week Notice*******

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Papi B in T recently gave his two-week notice to all the Grandkids and kids that he will no longer be available because Football is back.

“I will no longer be available for babysitting on Sundays, 10 am to 10 PM.” (pro football)

I’ll ALSO BE UNAVAILABLE EVERY SATURDAY, till the end of February” (college football)

JK…….or am I…….?

B in T MLB:

Cardinals Season Cancelled

Brewers

The whole team can hit, pitch, and field which is something the Cardinals cannot do! The Redbirds will win 15 in a row when this is published‼️ geeeesh‼️ hehehe‼️

Cubs 

The Cubs and Brewers are battling it out for 1st Place in the NL Central! The Cards and Pirates are battling it out for last place in the NL Central! Cincinnati has wrapped up 3rd place and is sucking at .500 in da middle! Perfect symmetry‼️

Royals

Royals' pitching is good!  Hitting keeps them average or .500 or sucky in B in T terms! Phenom Jac has been shuffled to the Florida Rookie League to regain his batting form by using a whiffle ball and bat!  True Shat!

Dodgers

My Dad came to town one weekend in 1971-ish and went to a Triple-A game at old Oiler Park of the Dodgers AAA team Albuquerque vs the Cardinals’ AAA Oiler team! My dad was a huge Dodger fan but was polite and complimented the heck out of my Oilers! I told him about this young phenom SS named Gary Templeton who was eventually traded for Ozzie Smith in 1982. Shortstop Jerry Royster hit 2 homers for the AAA Dodgers who won the game 6-2! My hero Templeton made 3 errors at SS…….IN THE SAME FRICKIN INNING‼️‼️OMG! That was the only game I attended with my Dad, but boy was it Memorable‼️

Astros

The Stros C-DH Victor Caratini is called Vic Martini by his teammates!  More relevant stuff:  Seriously not sure how the Stros are so far in first! Here is how, the Stros are 2nd in the MLB in hitting, 6th in the MLB in pitching and fielding!!  Out of thirty MLB teams bro! The Defense rests your honor‼️

Have a great sports weekend!

Bryan in Tulsa

by B in T - FakedOutSports, syndicated in SoonerPolitics.org

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Sponsors: Andre Tourihno, Golf and Fitness Expert, Southern Hills Colin Magruder, Mtg Broker, Evolve Bank Speedling Inc., Leon Zinc III Uncle Thurston, Dallas, Tx Steve’s Happy Dog Home, Sherri Watson & Christina Morrill, United Country Landrum Realty, Inc. Chris Taylor, sports writer FanSided

Bob’s Bail Bonds and Car Wash (Chicago, IL) Big Brother Bill’s Psychic Palm Reading and Bed & Breakfast (Tulsa, OK) MR Bait, Fishing Tackle and Homemade Fudge Shop (Boulder, CO) Weh’s Wiener Wagon and Dry Cleaners, Lawrence, Kansas T-Brew’s Cockroach Farm and Pizza Palace, Tulsa, OK Dr. Richard Stephens DDS Roy Thomason Retired Sigma Chi TU

Fun in LAKESHORE‼️

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I am so proud to be associated with the Center Tulsa Twister Paralympic athletes‼️ The Boccia Twister ladies and gents went to the Paralympic training facility at Lakeshore in Birmingham, Alabama and represented‼️ The numbers were not perfect but the effort was‼️I love these folks! The team brought back a silver medal from the nation's top Boccia competition and from the largest National Boccia tournament ever‼️ Also the Center’s first National Boccia Medal‼️ Thanks to many of the readers of this blog who helped financially make the dreams of the Center Para Athletes possible!

Thanks to the Players:

Lee 

Victoria

Melissa

Steven plus Ramp Operator Mac

Tempest

Bryan in Tulsa - Silver Medal in BC6, for real yo

Thanks to our magnificent coaches, Margie and Lesle!

Thanks to The Center for the Physically Limited and Wendy

See ya in Council Bluffs, Iowa in 2026‼️

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Bobblehead Sports:

This week I am using a new venue for Bobblehead Sports from my childhood.  

My Dad came to town one weekend in 1971-ish and went to a Triple-A game at old Oiler Park! The Dodgers AAA team Albuquerque vs the Cardinals’ AAA Oiler team! My dad was a huge Dodger fan but was polite and complimented the heck out of my Cardinals/Oilers! I told him about this young phenom SS named Gary Templeton who was eventually traded for Ozzie Smith in 1982. In Tulsa that day shortstop Jerry Royster hit 2 homers for the AAA Dodgers who won the game 6-2! My hero Templeton made 3 errors at SS…….IN THE SAME FRICKIN INNING‼️‼️OMG! That was the only game I attended with my Dad, but boy was it Memorable‼️

B in T notes:

🏈Some media dude from Bangor, Maine is trying to tell B in T that a 6’8” 308lb nose guard from Beggs, Oklahoma is gonna be good!  You think my Bangor friend is effen gonna know more than Bryan in Tulsa what star ranking this 16-year-old is‼️

For example Oklahoma’s recentrecruits:  Arguably the three most nationally acclaimed players on OU’s roster right now? R Mason Thomas (three-star), Jaydn Ott (three-star), John Mateer (two-star). 

whole point is that they’re going to go find more of those guys before they go to places like Cal and Washington State. And by no means is OU going to stop recruiting industry blue-chippers altogether. The two aren’t mutually exclusive‼️

🏈B in T Verrry Earrrrly High School 2025 Top 20

1 Bixby 

2 Union

3 Choctaw

4 Owasso

5 Jenks

6 Broken Arrow

7 Lincoln Christian

8 Carl Albert

9 Bixby Powder Puff Team

10 Memorial

11 Muskogee

12 Norman North

13 Elgin

14 Tuttle

15 Sulphur

16 Del City

17 Bug Tussle June Bugs

18 Frogville/Fort Townsend WartHogs

19 Hooker Bulldogs

20 Achille Eagles

🏈Dropping “Athletic” from its name, it added the American’s first-ever conference ambassador, “Soar the Eagle.”

B in T MLB:

Cardinals

Three Card pitchers just have plain ole sucked recently! The King Pin Palante, Fredde Kruger, and Miles ‘of homers’ Mikolas are very bad, butt suck more on the road with all 3 combined for a 8.13 ERA over their last 6 road starts‼️ Horrid‼️ 

Cubs

As B in T predicted a dominant performance from my wuvable Cubbies, he is also projecting Pete Crow Armstrong III Esqire to be NL MVP, Carter Hawkins GM of the Year, Craig Council Manager of the Year, and Bobby Curran Cubby Fan of the Year!!

Royals

Almost a rookie sensation, Jac Calgongiovini is batting .143 and has 4 homers in 156 at-bats in the majors! Ouch! In AAA and AA ball he had 15 HRs in 255 at-bats‼️ Really Ouchie‼️

Dodgers

The Dodgers are in first place in the NL West by 38 games blah blah blah!   

Dodger Deep Thoughts by with Dad and Tre

     ⚾️Dead man walking in   

             Springfield,MO⬆️

Dad and Tre had this thing about being a Dodger fan in the middle of Cardinal country, Springfield, Mo.  They would wear their Dodger blue hats and go to Spradlin Market and ram their grocery carts into anyone with Cardinal red. Then RUN‼️ The two were known as the Cardinal Cart Killers!

Astros

How ‘bout them Stros! Playoff tickets went on sale last week for 2026‼️ Stros fans have gathered up 232 tickets for the 2026 World Series! Just blowing by 2025!  Cocky sum bitches‼️

Have a great sports weekend!

Bryan in Tulsa

by B in T - FakedOutSports, syndicated in SoonerPolitics.org

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Sponsors: Andre Tourihno, Golf and Fitness Expert, Southern Hills Colin Magruder, Mtg Broker, Evolve Bank Speedling Inc., Leon Zinc III Uncle Thurston, Dallas, Tx Steve’s Happy Dog Home, Sherri Watson & Christina Morrill, United Country Landrum Realty, Inc. Chris Taylor, sports writer FanSided

Bob’s Bail Bonds and Car Wash (Chicago, IL) Big Brother Bill’s Psychic Palm Reading and Bed & Breakfast (Tulsa, OK) MR Bait, Fishing Tackle and Homemade Fudge Shop (Boulder, CO) Weh’s Wiener Wagon and Dry Cleaners, Lawrence, Kansas T-Brew’s Cockroach Farm and Pizza Palace, Tulsa, OK Dr. Richard Stephens DDS Roy Thomason Retired Sigma Chi TU