Bryan in Tulsa
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B in T OSU Coaching Search “Outside the Box”:
- Jon Gruden
- Lincoln Riley
- Ed Orgeron
- Collin Klein
- Mike McDaniel
-Pat Jones
-Barry Sanders
-Dabo Swinney
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Bobblehead Sports:
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Christmas Gift Ideas are already in the minds of many families this year‼️ Including Lamborghini strollers, 🔽
life size Barbie houses:🔽
And of course life-size army tanks for your young Rambo to drive down the streets of Tulsa!🔽
B in T notes:
🍁 It's the Autumn season officially when lovely Mrs B in T gets the official Great Value Pumpkin Spice Creamer‼️‼️
(Please ignore the ‘morning asshole’ quote on the mug, it is not applicable to this bit)
Or is it??
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B in T College Football Picks:
Arizona 34 Oklahoma State 28
Tough road game for my Gundy-less Pokes. Oklahoma State QB Hauss Hejny was recruited from Aledo High in Aledo, Texas, then he transferred to Aleda from Stuttgart, Germany! Now he is hurt! Arizona brought in transfer quarterback from Wisconsin Braedyn Locke, who played in 16 games for the Badgers and threw for 2,713 yards with 18 touchdowns and 11 interceptions!
Game notes:
Locke tossed for 256 yds and 2 touchdowns for Arizona! OSU’s Zane Flores threw for 3 TDs, 2 pics and 198 yds!
Memphis 38 Tulsa 31
Road trip to Memphis means the TU Happy Timers, 70 years old and older, with Tulsa Spears Travel travels to Memphis!! The trip convenes at Peabody Hotel in Memphis, Tennessee, where the hotel's resident ducks are escorted by the Duckmaster from their rooftop via the duck poop infested elevators! The Duckmaster will sigh autographs for those who do the Jumbo Spears travel package‼️
After the Duck tour, the Tulsa fans will sit in the lavish updated Simmons Bank Liberty Stadium in the area reserved for eagle nests‼️ Just kidding, just a notch below eagle nest areas! Ha!
After the game (Tulsa loses in a heartbreaker!) the Spears folks will visit the Bardog Tavern where they bond with the Memphis crowd who convinced the inebriated Tulsa Happy Timers that they have a chance to make the final 4.………..in ROWING‼️ Happytimers cried, cuz they were so happy!!
Tulsa’s defense is starting to remind me of Coach Wilson’s two-year regime!
Oklahoma 66 Kent State 3
Kent State and Tulsa are fighting for the bottom 10 of the CFB 134 teams! Kent State’s mascot history is boring so I will give u an abbreviated version! The arrival of Flash the Golden Eagle in 1985, was to increase school spirit, and the university launched a campaign to introduce its first "official mascot"!
But the best AND THE ONLY way to increase school spirits is to invite PUMPKIN MAN and his brownies to your sucky game, Kent State‼️
Bottom line is the Kent State football team and the mascot are unique and only relevant to folks in Kent, Ohio‼️
The Sooners’ defense gave up a 53-yard field goal off two crossbars on the last play of the stinkin’ game! This caused the, Coach Venables’ promised shutout, to go down the shitter! As promised, if no shut out, Coach V will do 100 trips up and down the Owen Stadium Steps‼️ True Shat Brah‼️
Texas 31 at Florida 23
Texas has more talent and speed than 5 or six NFL teams‼️ Fourteen players on the University of Texas football team make more NIL bucks than the Ravens' starting offense! Ben Hill Griffin Stadium, is commonly known as "The Swamp". The nickname was given to the stadium under the tenure of legendary head coach Steve Spurrier and is not an easy place to play! With alligators, 🐊 and water moccasins at each yard line marker‼️
See below 🔽
Game notes:
Arch Manning was 23 for 29, 345 yards, 3 TDs, and 1 pic! His uncle Peyton has agreed to assist the Longhorns with his coaching!
Carjacking 101 among other items‼️
Illinois 36 at Purdue 24
The Illini chances of one of the 12 playoff positions decreases drastically with a loss to Purdue and will make it an uphill road! Illinois QB Luke Altmeyer leads the Illini again this year after a stellar year (10-3) last year and barely missing the final 12‼️
Game notes:
Luke Altmeyer threw for 302 yards, 22 of 34 passing, 3TDs, and 1 pic!
Kansas State 27 at Baylor 21
The Baylor Bears have a must-win game before the conference even starts! The Wildcats are on the road for a key game in Waco, home of Chip and Joanne with the Magnolia Franchise‼️The Magnolia Franchise will redo the entire downtown area of Waco in an Art Deco look similar to Tulsa!
The cost for The Magnolia Project for Chip and Joanna’s great-grandkids, should cost the city of Waco 20 billion dollars and take 25 years for Chip and Joanna to complete!
No shat, so get with it Chipper!
Game notes:
K State QB Avery Johnson had a smart game with 15-22 passes completed for 2 TDs, 265 yds, 0 pics, and his rambunctious family was ushered out of the stadium in a Waco SWAT Wagon‼️
Texas A&M 41 Mississippi State 31
Bulldogs have never been the same since Mike Leach passed away in 2022. Current coach Jeff Lebby has a hot stick up his wazzou and could be an Analyst for the Sooners by year-end‼️
Game notes:
A healthy Le’Veon Moss at running back for the Gig’em Aggies will take them to a different level! Against the Bulldogs he ran for 145 yds on 18 carries with 2 TDs!
Iowa State 24 at Cincinnati 14
The Clone defensive coordinator John Heacock, is in his 10th season as defensive coordinator at Iowa State, establishing the Cyclones as one of the best defensive units nationally in his tenure in Ames! He is known for creating the ‘Cock’ Defense, a 5-1-5 defense which has 5 linemen, 1 linebacker and 5 defensive backs from 5-9 170 to 6-3 240! The middle linebacker is the signal caller, captain and head cock! GOOGLE IT‼️
Middle Linebacker ISU
PUMPKIN MAN IS IN TOWN‼️
This year’s first sighting of Pumpkin Man was at the Cascia Hall vs Cleveland football game where the Man of Pumpkin arrived in the Fox channel 23 Friday Night Lights Helicopter with thousands of minny plastic footballs and treats for adults 21 years of age and over!! 🏈
If u look verry close u can see Pumpkin Man chowing on some brownies and throwing out mini footballs with Chick-fil-a spicy chicken biscuits buy-one-get one free coupons‼️
B in T High School Picks:
Bixby 61 Moore or less 8
The Bixby morning coffee diners were a buzz after the Friday night light game with Moore! The Spartans had moved to number 4 in the National High School rankings by MaxPreps out of 25,000 high schools‼️ This ranking offset the 50th ranking out of top 50 states by the Oklahoma schools in scholastic tests‼️ Whoopie doo doo! Ryan Walters for Govenor!
Game notes:
Spartan QB Carson Kirby, a redshirt senior, was 21 for 22, 267 yards passing, 4 TDs in the first half! He was able to take his pads off and sit with his mom in the second half!
Perry 38 at Blackwell 12
The Blackwell team scored two touchdowns late in the game when the Perry Maroon team left early for Quail Season! True shat brah!
Quailman is here to protect all quails in Kay County!
……………….don't judge!
BTW 49 at Shawnee 24
BTW beating Muskogee earlier in the season and securing a playoff spot before
the leaves turn colors‼️
Shawnee has some speed but no size, which many of us have heard all of our live long days!
Shawnee moms vs the BTW moms
Synchronized swimming—
The Shawnee Underwater Toetappers are one of the top synchronized swim teams in the USA‼️Three members have sons on the Shawnee football team! Those Shawnee ladies helped dominate this event against BTW!
Shawnee Diner of the Week:
Hamburger King
322 E Main Street
Shawnee, OK
Sample a burger specialty by ordering The Kicker, served with tater tots or potato wedges. It consists of bacon, onions, grilled jalapenos, pepper jack cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, and your choice of sauce! Opt for something healthier for lunch, like the Chef’s Salad!
Once visited by Oprah Winfrey while filming the movie The Color Purple in 1984! She had the Turnips and fried okra!
Cascia Hall 38 Cleveland 6
The Cascia dads challenged the Cleveland dads to a hog grooming contest at the Tulsa Fairgrounds! The Cleveland dads won when Miss Piggy from Skiatook won the final groom-off! Google it folks!
Game notes:
Cascia’s ‘Blue Swarm’ defense is back Brah! Cleveland scored 6 points when Cascia’s freshman QB, Bert Neibergall, threw a pick-six! The Blue Swarm “D” allowed 0 points and 96 yds total offense! The CH “O” allowed the TD!
Choctaw 45 at Putman City 2
The Yellow Jackets’ defense is so tough ‘how tough is it B in T?’ It is so tough that the offense gave up a 2-point safety and the defense ran the stadium stairs 75 times! No Shat!
Geesh! DC for Choctaw is a B_ _ A_ _‼️
Jenks 50 at Norman 31
Six Jenks studs made a recruiting trip to Norman to visit and suck up to the Oklahoma Sooners, then hung a half a hundo on Norman High‼️
Claremore 31 Nathan Hale 30
Super stud Defensive End and Tight End for Hale Joseph Kauffman has OU, OSU, TU, Arkansas, Iowa State among other mulling over offers to this youngman! The Rangers come close to the Zebras but fall short thanks to some home cookin’! Ref cheatin’!
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Union 37 at Owasso 31 (1OT)
Overflow crowd at Owasso Stadium for homecoming spoiled by former coach Antonio Graham taking the game into overtime! Union star wideout Jackson McCrary is a promising wideout who caught the winning 10 yard score in overtime! He is known for his size, athleticism, and skilled route-running, with strong hands for contested catches and the ability to generate breakaway speed!
Tonkawa 45 at Caney Valley/Ramona 6
The Trojans of Caney Valley have a tough gig the rest of the year, after asking Ramona to merge school districts for football! Ramona offered 9 football players, plus 13 boys and girls off the Ramona Rugby team and field hockey team!
B in T Pro Picks:
Cowboys 31 at Jets 21
Cee Dee Lamb caught 8 passes for 145 yards, 2 TDs, 4 Jet Cheerleader’s digits (slow day for Cee Dee) and 1 penalty for excessive celebration! The Cowboys line of scrimmage was just plain bigger and stronger‼️
Ravens 31 Texans 28
Ravens QB Lamar Jackson and Texan QB CJ Stroud had a battle of all battles with Lamar throwing for 287 yds, 2 TDs passing and CJ, 278 yds and 3 TDs passing!
Buccaneers 23 at Seahawks 21
Pulling games out of his arse has become a normal tituation for The Baker Mayfield‼️ A last-minute TD by Baker gave the Bucs a commanding 2-point lead!
Cardinals 27 Titans 21
The AZ Cardinal Zaven Collins Hominy posse is estatic after Zaven scored his 3rd touchdown of the year.………on DEFENSE‼️
Chiefs 38 at Jaguars 28
KC is climbing back and gaining respect after recording two victories in a row! Although the recent engagement of the Swifties and the NFL has been tabloid love-heavy, there may be trouble in loveville!
No lie, it will be crazy detrimental to the career of the greatest tight end of all time, in the greatest city of all time! B in T must stop this wedding‼️hehehehehe🤪🤪
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa!
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