Bryan in Tulsa
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Bobblehead Sports:
My beeeeautiful Mrs B in T wife on the right and her besty Christi are out celebrating Christi’s bday at a Tavern/Bed-n-breakfast never to be named!! And, no, no these two are not my frrrrrickin daughters‼️
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B in T College Football Picks:
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Oklahoma 27 at Bama 24
Oklahoma’s defense scored another touchdown as R Mason Thomas III Esquire batted Bama QB Simpsons’ pass with his left hand, caught it with his right, and galloped 47 yds for the winning touchdown! Bama was already making plans to play in the SEC Championship game but instead had to give their allotted tickets to LSU‼️Hahaha!
Game notes:
The Sooner running game came alive and QB Mateer gained 88 yards on 12 carries, 1 TD, while tight end/ H Back Jaren Kanak had 46 yds rushing and 1 TD on fly sweeps! All other running backs ran 14 times for 15 yds or JACK SQUAT- ZILCH‼️Bring back Cale Gundy as running backs coach‼️
Caleb Gundy Midwest City
Bombers
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LSU 42 Arkansas 34
LSU stadium is known as Tiger Stadium and “Death Valley” because of the teams that lose their soul losing to the Big Cats π± of Death Valley! I really miss Sam Pittman but not his Air Coryel defense‼️You must really think hard about this humorous analogy!
Game notes:
LSU QB Garrett Nussmeier completed 20-28, for 254 yds, 3 TDs and 0 pics and a hug and a kiss from his mom! Cristi Hebert former member of the New Orleans Saints happens to be his mom!
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Ohio State 52 UCLA 13
UCLA is no longer gonna sneak up on others in the Big 10!! After upsets over 2 top 25 teams including Penn State, which caused 2 coaches to be fired-
DeShaun Foster who was fired as the UCLA head football coach after the team started the 2025 season 0-3 and Penn State coach Ron Franklin who was basically fired for losing to UCLA‼️
Game notes:
The Bruins and the Buckeyes were tied 7-7 after 1 quarter! At this time star Buckeye QB Just Sayin was bitch slapped by head ‘Blackbeard’ Day into 3 TD passes in the second quarter‼️ The game ended in a slaughter of the Bruins!
Blackbeard Coach Day‼️
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Texas A&M 38 South Carolina 21
The Game Cocks versus the Gig’ Em Aggies!
A few years ago (post stroke) we went to Houston on a beautiful fall day and visit Mrs B in T’s relatives!! We would head to Kyle Field in Aggieland and sit in box seats which had our own frickin’ TVs‼️I missed half the Bama/Aggie game by fiddling with the knobs on the mini Vizio TV! Well we still visit our wonderful relatives for a 3-day holiday but we simply watch football on the TV‼️Baseball if the Astros are in the playoffs, shop, eat, and talk, talk, talk about hometown Blackwell drama‼️ Love it!
Game notes:
As long as the Aggies have Marcel Reed at QB (17-26 3TDs, 1 pic, 288 yds) they will be a lock for the upper top 4 seeds of the college football final 12‼️
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Tulsa 35 Oregon State 28
If you told me Tulsa in 2025 would beat Oklahoma State and Oregon State and NOT go to a Mother Chicken Bowl game I would shat my pants!!
But as Doris Day once sang in a movie 100 years ago ‘QuΓ© serΓ‘, serΓ‘what will be will be, the future is not ours to see, QuΓ© serΓ‘, serΓ‘! ‘Or a B in T version for the Golden Hurricane: ‘The future for a bowl is bleak, is bleak and it's not for the future of Tulsa University football to be, to be, Que Sera, sera’‼️Thank you Doris Day‼️
Back to Tulsa Football:
Oregon State brought 10,000 fans to Skelly Stadium and they were all placed on the East side facing the sun! No sunscreen and completely red-faced embarrassed by the loss and the sunshine!
Oregon State fans in the Tulsa sun‼️‼️ ☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️
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Kansas State 41 Oklahoma State 21
K State homecoming was switched to Ok State a few weeks ago! In fact many Big 12 teams have changed their 2025 and 2026 Homecoming games to Ok State since the recent fall of the Gundy empire!! I am not sure what the connections are except the Semi Big 12 teams may want a sure victory for their homecoming folks and donors‼️ Boom goes the dynamite brah‼️ in fact in the 70s and 80s Tulsa scheduled K-State for homecoming 3 times…….google it‼️ Hehehe!
Game notes:
Ok State has their three scholarship QBs out this week so they used backup holder Cippio Jenga a foreign exchange student from Beijing‼️He read up on a ‘How to be a Quarterback’ by John Unitas 1964! Cippio pictured here, even shaves his hair like Johnny U‼️ Jenga pictured below π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½
Ok State QB Jenga was 4 for 18, 3 pics, 78 yards, and was 3 for 3 in extra point holds!
K State QB Goldilocks was 19-21, 0 pics, 265 yds and 3 TDs, plus 98 yds rushing in 11 carries and 3 NIL gigs with
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Notre Dame 41 at Pittsburgh 24
Game notes:
Notre Dame’s Jerymiah πΆLove ❤️❤️❤️ is all ya needπΆ‼️
Draft analyst Mel Kiper’s initial top-25 big board and positional rankings are out, and junior Notre Dame running back Jeremiah Live is No. 2 overall behind only Oregon quarterback Dante Moore! Love has 530 rushing yards, 160 receiving yards and 11 total touchdowns halfway through his junior season, which will almost certainly be his final year in a blue-and-gold uniform!
Against Pitt, Love ran for 120 yds on 20 carries and caught 5 passes for 70 yds and 1 TD‼️ After the game for the bus ride home, Love bought 150 Large pizzas from Mineo’s Pizza House, the most famous pizza house in Pittsburgh‼️
Illinois 42 Maryland 31
The Illini faithful are stoked about possibly being in the final 12 playoffs! The last time the Illini went to a Final 12 in any NCAA sport was badminton in 2001! Lost in the finals to Slippery Rock‼️ I know, I know, Google it‼️
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Iowa 18 at USC 17
Another 6 field goal day for Iowa! Iowa kicker currently ranks 5th in recent Heisman rankings‼️
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B in T High School Playoff Picks:
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Quarter Finals
6A I
Tulsa Union 37 Norman 35
My favorite Coach in all the high school coaches of Oklahoma (OSSAA)history, Antonio Graham earns a win over a powerhouse Norman team from the West! Who will be the next victim for the Union Redhawks??
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Mustang 27 Norman North 21
Mustang is the small Jenks of west OKC!! This team has the size and girth of some of the bigger “Cadillac” like eastern schools but not the roster depth and will run into problems with some eastern schools‼️
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6A II
Choctaw 41 Putman North 16
My favorite school with a yellow jacket mascot and my favorite Coach Clark and his all-star wonderful family!! Let's go Choctaw‼️ This was a strong scrimmage for Jeremiah Miller scored 2 TDs and rushed fo 203 yds against Putman North squad! His shoulder pads were off at the start of the second half but were back on per the stern request of Coach Clark‼️
This guy is a stud‼️
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5A
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BTW 31 at Del City 24
Huge upset and homer pick‼️
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Bishop Kelley 27 at Pryor 21
BK winning at Pryor is another homer pick, but fun‼️
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Coweta 34 Claremore 31
A Coweta homer pick in honor of OU Ricky Bryan a super warrior from Coweta! RIP!
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3A
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Lincoln Christian 46 Jay 12
Lincoln Christian Conquerors are possibly the second-best school of all next to the Bigsby Spartans!! This school might be the next Bigsby like dynasty!
Holland Hall 46 Berryhill 20
The elitist vs the bourgeoisie with the elitist winning by around 4 touchdowns-ish!
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Cascia Hall 36 Idabel 13
The Cascia football team has been dominant over the 50 years while coach Medina has been the ruler at Cascia!! He gets the most of the sons of doctors, attorneys, and the Camando weight room that has its lights on 24-7‼️
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Tonkawa 44 Haskell 22
Tonkawa is ranked #2 in A ball in the state and should beat Haskell Haymakers with its eyes closed!
B in T Pro Picks:
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Broncos 24 Chiefs 20
The Chiefs are great one week, and the next week you can flush them down the proverbial shatter! Although I have sworn off talking about the love triangle of Taylor, Travis and football………….I must say that on the Sundays that Taylor poo is not there the Chiefy Wiefies lose‼️ The weekend of my loss projection above has Taylor in Madrid, thus LOSS‼️
Bills 28 Bucs 20
Baker has his first bad game and the media critics say it was because he wants his contract to be renewed! Visions of dollar signs $ dancing in his head‼️
Bears 31 at Vikings 24
Game notes:
The Bears’ QB Caleb Williams threw for 345 yds, 3 TDs and 0 pics! Vikings #1 QB J.J. McCarthy sucks and I can out
throw him with my stroke arm, #2 Wentz sucks more and can't hit the side of a Viking ship #3 B in T favorite just signed Jared Lorenzen from Kentucky who has 1 year of eligibility left!
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Texans 27 at Titans 14
Texan Defense is legit and Tennessee’s is not! QB Stroud throws for 287 yds, 2 TDs, and 1 pic!
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Cardinals 24 49ers 17
The Cards are tough at home in the Arizona sun 4-2 but not so on the road 2-4‼️ The current Zaven Collins alma mater, Tulsa, is requesting a pep talk from Zaven to the current slumping Golden Hurricane! Prayers would help for rookie Coach Tre Lamb!π
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Cowboys 38 at Raiders 24
Strong chance for a win for the Cowboys, as owner Jones will spend more time at the Vegas slots than in his Vegas game suites barking out plays‼️
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Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa!
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