Bryan in Tulsa
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Charlie cheering for the Golden Hurricane while the Drew Pearson jersey is sparkling in the sky! I believe this is an omen that TU will win 1 more game in 2025‼️
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B in T College Football Picks:
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Tulsa 38 at FAU 26
The Florida Atlantic Owls, like TU, have a number of players that are a year away from being good! The problem is, will they stay at Tulsa and Florida Atlantic or go to the Star Trek portal and kiss the lower-level FBS teams bye-bye in 2026!
Game notes:
TUs' running game has 3 backs over 80 yards rushing for a total of 43 carries, 327 yards, 0 fumbles, 4 TDs, and 17 NIL offers from other colleges‼️
Post-game Tulsa antics:
The celebratory TU party was at the Yard House bar in Boca Raton! A group of Golden Hurricane 30-year-old ish metrosexuals with Izod shirts took over a corner of the bar and ordered wine spritzers for the house!
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Ohio State 44 at Purdue 28
The Buckeye faithful were very happy to get out of West Lafayette with a win!
Game notes:
Buckeye running back Bo Jackson, yes I said ‘BO JACKSON, (Really…Google it!) ran for 102 yards on 15 carries and 2 TDs! He later, that same day, played centerfield for the Cincinnati Reds as they lost to the Brewers! Google it!
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Post-game bar:
The Tap -,West Lafayette- the Buckeye throng of egos took over this normally packed with Boilermakers bar‼️‼️Nothing but a sea of red partyin’ Buck 👀s everywhere!
The Buckeye’s win and the local bars make big bucks‼️💵💵💵
Texas A&M 36 at Mizzou 35
This may have been the best game of the day with a long 52 ye FG by the Yugoslavian transfer from North Dakota State, Zimmy Corpooper‼️
Time was running out as Zimmy was rushed on the field while he was taking a drag on a Lucky filter to kick a long field goal!
Carpooper before game
winning kick
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Carpooper was hurt while celebrating with a dogpile with fellow teammates after the winning kick. Out for the year with an ACL injury/ouchy‼️
TCU 25 Iowa State 21
My Clones have fallen on bad times and are blaming their demise on QB Becht
constantly overthrowing his 6’8” receivers and tight ends!
The offensive coordinator Taylor Mouser who has been with State for 10 years and was promoted to OC and TEs coach in 2024! He states that he needs to recruit 7-foot-tall wideouts and tight ends‼️Mouser backs his QB Becht and states he just need to recruit better……..or taller‼️
Future Clone 6’8” 15-year-old receiver from the Dinkan African tribe- Cucamonga - which stands for ‘face eater’! No shat! Google it‼️
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Nebraska 38 at UCLA 24
1 Corn fed vs Porn fed
2 Farm boys vs Car toys
3 Red necks vs Club Meds
4 Seed planters vs Jet Setters
5 Corn Shuckers vs Wine tasting mutha f_ _ _ ers
Final note:
Cornhuskers are basically bigger and stronger with much better uniforms, than the baby blue shat!
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Notre Dame 45 Navy 31
As you can see below and after 100 hours of B in T staff analysis the complexity of the Navy option was too much for my 10-stroke brain‼️
The bottom line is the Irish have bigger, stronger and faster athletes than Navy!
Thus I will pick Notre Dame by two touchdowns! BUT, and a big but, if I needed to drop a nuclear warhead in someone's toilet that I really don't like, I will let the Navy handle that‼️
Alabama 36 LSU 31
This game matches two teams that have the muscle and braun to play with the Dallas Cowboys of the NFL! Hopefully, the brain function will kick in soon‼️
Game notes:
Bama’s QB Ty Simpson has been in the Alabama system for three years as a backup! He completed 22 out of 28 passes for 256 yds and 3 TDs and 1 interception! Side note, Ty Simpson leads the SEC in phone digits from girls at games‼️
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B in T High School Picks:
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Bixby 58 at Norman 6
The Bixby team has been compared to the 1972 Hale Rangers, 1975 BTW Hornets, 2000 Oklahoma Sooners, 1968 Green Bay Packers and my 1967 Dallas Cowboy Tudor electric football team, all frickin dominant, especially my Tudor EF team!
Jones 63 Blackwell 14
Jones is a small town, 19 miles east of OKC that was named for Charles G. Jones, a developer who helped establish the town in the early 1900s. The town offers a rural environment with attractions like Arcadia Lake and is a popular choice for families seeking a safe and peaceful place to live! Known for the occasional sightings of Bigfoot, Lochness, and the recently discovered giant salamander!
The newly named Jones Giant Salamanders devoured the Maroons and clinched the District Title! True shat!
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Cascia Hall 26 Berryhill 21
In 2025 Cascia made the playoffs for the 78th year in a row!! This dated back to coach Medina’s first year at the Catholic School!
A huge celebration after the state record of 78 years in a row of making the playoffs‼️
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BTW 48 Edison 6
Booker T played their JV against Edison while the BTW Varsity had a scrimmage against themselves‼️This was approved by the Eagle superiors, actually requested!
Choctaw 47 NW Classen 20
The Choctaw offense started the game hot and the defense shut out Classen in the second half! Playoffs- here comes the Yellow Jackets ‼️
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Hale 34 Tahlequah 26
A ticker tape parade was thrown down 21st and Sheridan!
The street was closed in celebration for the Rangers first playoff game since Gary Busey and Gaylord Sartain filmed Mazzeppa Pumpazousy and the Uncanny Film Festival a long, long, long time ago!
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Tonkawa 48 Nowata 8
Tonkawa seeded #1 will play the Cement Wardogs in the first round! Google it!
Union 37 at Edmond Memorial 31
Union eeeeeked into the playoffs with a 4-6 record!
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Texans 31 Jaguars 20
Beating the Jags used to mean nothing but now, in 2025 it is very much something! The Texans started slowly and have ramped up to overtake the Jags and the Colts in mass chaos in the AFC South!
Like the old days‼️
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Buccaneers 23 Patriots 14
Well I’ll be……..ole Baker is at is again! He has been known for head-butting his teammates without head gear, his wife, and his Australian Sheppard‼️
Against the Patriots he head butted the Buccaneer Pirate Ship, while a cannonball was being fired, and was concussed for the 4th quarter! No shat‼️
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Bears 28 Giants 24
The Bears are 0 for 4 on the road but when they are at Soldier Field, the resting place of Jimmy Hoffa, they win‼️The Giants Dart is a little fart, but don't put the cart before the horse! Dart the fart is fo real yo! In other words, Mr Dart the Fart, don't get too cocky‼️
Seahawks 34 Cardinals 31
Jim Zorn’s grandson Zane Zorn was signed to the Seahawks practice squad! He will be the backup QB in the Taxi sqyad, backup snapper, backup holder, backup towel holder, and backup football inflator‼️
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Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa!
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