Bryan in Tulsa
College Football FIRST WEEKEND‼️ O WEEK
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Bobblehead Sports:
I was told by my very blunt bobblehead family that this was for Gus 11-year-old grandson, for Monty 2-year-old grand, AND for Papi B in T a 66-year-old dribbler‼️
Hahahahaha‼️
B in T notes:
B in T Tailgate Suggestions-
🏈The Tulsa University men who are football fans looking forward to their wives' near-daily Target shopping trips so they can tailgate in the parking lot and cook brats on Hatsty Bake grills and cheer for their favorite football teams (TU) on the TV in the back of the wife’s mini van, and play poker inside the back of one car, while their kids play wildly — but don't worry, the dads have a video baby monitor and take 15-minute shifts each watching the cameras‼️ True shat guys‼️
🏈My wife’s Blackwell Maroon High School football team received a new stadium thanks to Bond Issue 4Q4Q‼️
4Q or Eff-U- Get it! No? Yes?
B in T College Football Picks:
FARMAGEDDON IN DUBLIN‼️
What in the eff is Farmageddon?-
1 A Shawn the Sheep Movie-
This animated movie, rated G, features Shaun the Sheep and his flock encountering an alien named Lu-La. They must help her return home while evading a shadowy organization that wants to capture her. The movie is known for its humor, animation, and science fiction elements. Great for the grandkids but not for the intent of this B in T article‼️
2 Farmageddon - Halloween Attraction in UK:
This is a Halloween production in the UK, known for its scary mazes and intense atmosphere‼️Visitors can expect a "scarefest" with attractions like the Meat Locker, The Beast of Terror, Contagion, and Maze of Death‼️
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3 Farmageddon FOOTBALL‼️
The term "Farmageddon" was used by fans and media to refer to neutral-site football games between Iowa State and Kansas State, due to the schools' agricultural roots‼️
This year's game will be played in Dublin, Iowa…I mean Ireland!
Kansas State 31 Iowa State 20
Kansas State QB Avery Johnson AKA Goldilocks received a new Lavender Corvette‼️ He also has a black Mercedes‼️ The NIL deals for Avery just keep comin’‼️Oh and don't forget Avery’s lifetime hair perm kit from Curls for Men‼️ see below⬇️⬇️
Statwise Avery completed 18 of 24 passes, 3 TDs, 1 pick, 252 yards, with 8 rushes for 100 yards and 1 TD! Clone QB Rocco Bechtmay very well be one of the most overlooked players in the country. He just enjoyed a terrific 2024 campaign in which he threw for 3,505 yards, 25 touchdowns and nine interceptions, and heading into 2025, he is a pretty obvious NFL Draft candidate! Unfortunately he threw 2 picks and only completed 13 of 31 passes, 2 picks and 1 TD in Ireland‼️Sorry Kevin Highland but I am never wrong bro‼️suck it up buttercup!
Kansas 35 Fresno State 17
KU Quarterback Jalon Daniels is on his 6th year and will soon be eligible for social security!
JK guys! Jalen completed 17 of 27 passes, 242 yds, and 2 TDs! This game was played in
Shanghai, China in front of 13,430 fans, 24 goats and 52 chickens!Two players from China (one for each team) will be allowed to play but each must be over 5’4” inches tall.
B in T High School Picks:
None ya!
B in T MLB:
Cardinals suck
Brewers
Cardinals who? The Brewers passed the Cubbie Wubbies like they were passed out on Rush Street! Eww that was not funny guys, I will make it up next edition!
Cubs
My always correct prediction for the the Cubbies shows them being swept (4-0) in the first wild card round to the Blackwell Flycatchers!
Don't Google it!
Royals
The Royals and Cardinals will not have the I-70 World Series this year! When they finally do it will be called the I-70 Earth to Jupiter Galaxy Series - year 2269‼️
Dodgers
The Dodgers could not acquire Helsey from the Redbirds so they got the next best thing, any Minor league pitcher on the Tulsa or Oklahoma City roster‼️ Ha!
Astros
When acquiring Carlos Correa they forgot to pick up his previous talent! Can they get a refund from the Twins!? When I get bad milk from Homeland Grocers they give me my money back or a fresher gallon of milk! You know what I'm saying?
Have a great sports weekend!
Bryan in Tulsa
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