Tuesday, May 20, 2025

Baseball Red Birds are hot!!

 


Bryan in Tulsa!


Some of us were released from the Center to watch the Tulsa Drillers win 5 - 2‼️

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B in T was watched closely by our leader, Kelly to the left, making sure that the food and soda drinks were not used for Busch Light‼️The nerve not trusting us old farts‼️

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Gusty and Don Woods- the best ever!!  Gather around the Zenith TV/Panasonic Radio Combo and get the Tornadic conditions from Don!!   Today's Thursday Forecast Tulsa:

The stress of being a weather person during dangerous spring storms in Oklahoma can be enormous!!  Rain!! Storms!! Floods!!

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Tulsa Weatherpeople have anxiety, ulcers, gastric buildup, and Twister movie nightmares from March through July!!  The health of weatherleaders throughout Oklahoma are vital!!  National weatherpeople lift weights, and the Channel 6 weathergirls do pilates 5 times a week during tornado season in Northeast Oklahoma!!  

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Top Meteorologists Athletes all over Green Country!!


FAKEDOUTSPORTS.BLOGSPOT.COM


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Bobblehead Sports:

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Gus gets a PK and won the game!!  Papi and Mimi were so excited but what is a PK?? Personal best kick?   Perfect kick?  Well……. Penalty Kick is the correct answer!!  Way to go MVP Gus!!


Bobblehead Sports Moms!


LAST YEAR!!  

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OKC Memorial Marathon 2024


JordanPolly, Chloe, Megan, and, Jillian all did the OKC Marathon!!


The run times of these beautiful women do not matter!!  All of these moms may look like yuppie moms who only worry about orange 🍊 slices and nail appointments!!  Wrong doubter breath!!!  Why?? These women are ALL considered lethal weapons!!  


Jordan, B in T's daughter, is on the far left and once kicked a Cascia Hall senior in the Bohemian Nuggets cuz she didn't like the way the dude glanced at her!!  Jordan works for the Government and that's all that Papi can get out of her!  Chloe in the middle is also with the government, Chloe and Jordan went to OU together and my research tells me, she is secret service for ex-President Donald Trumper!!  Jillian on the far right, Jordan’s sister-in-law, who introduced Clark to Jordan, is super smart and uses words I have to google constantly!!  Not sure of her occupation but she is way too smart for the government positions!!   Second from the left is Polly, a great friend of all the girls!!  I met her a few times before my stroke and heard her say CIA Level 20 on the phone!!  Megan is believed to be the head of the Anti Villan League and is the real brains of this secret agent group!!! True shat man, true shat!!  

In summary:  These OKC girls are all superstar athletic supporters and can dispose of you with one blow to the neck or one squirt of foreign subs

 

THE TOP 10 PLACES IN THE USA TO TAILGATE‼️


  • 1.  Ole Miss - “The Grove" at Ole Miss is often cited as the holy grail of college football tailgating! This 10-acre area is filled with tents where fans dress in their best and enjoy Southern hospitality!
  • 2.  LSU - LSU’s tailgates are legendary for their Cajun flavors and all-day parties. The atmosphere around Tiger Stadium is electric, with fans from all over joining in the festivities!!
  • 3. Tennessee - In Knoxville, tailgating is tradition. Locations like Vol Navy, where fans tailgate on boats along the Tennessee River, offer a unique experience!  Only two boat accidents in 30 years!!
  • 4. South Carolina - Known for its research on tailgating and its community-oriented approach, the University of South Carolina provides what many people seek in a tailgate -- a sense of belonging!!
  • 5. USC - Benefiting from consistently great weather, USC offers a top-notch tailgating experience. With Greek recruitment deferred, Saturdays might become even more football-eccentric than before!
  • 6. Alabama - Alabama stands out for its unique tailgating traditions, from the houndstooth pattern decor to the "yellowhammer" cocktails!!  And, of course, you can't escape the well-known battle cry: "Roll Tide."
  • 7. Norman, Oklahoma - have upchucked groceries only twice in Soonerland while tailgating!!  Once when TU’s Wes Caswell outran OU’s D’ for a  99-yard touchdown pass and I remember nothing after that and my 8th Busch Lite!

        8. Tulsa University -  I have 

        upchucked groceries 8  

        times out of 81 tailgate 

        parties!!  The best tailgate      

        spot at TU—  The 

        Commons, where tailgate 

        bands rumored to be 

        playing in 2024 include 

        Boston, Foghat, and REO   

        Speedwagon!!  Thus this   

        great and grandios    

        University is in the B in T top 

        10 at #9!!

        9.  Bixby, Ok- football in       

        the heartland of American   

        Sod, where the term corn   

        fed is replaced by Steer   

        Steroids!!  Hehehe!      

        Google THAT!

        10.  Tonkawa,  Ok-  The    

        Buccaneers faithful built a 

        high school football field 

        in the middle of a 

        wheatfield! 

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Great tailgate party 

suites in the middle of 

the fields for viewing of 

Tonkawa football!!  

*The smoke billowing out of the dormant wheat fields is NOT Marlboro Lights!!  Hehe, and don't forget the 2-for-1 brownie sale, a fundraiser for the Kay County FFA!!


B in T’s Film Critic’s Corner 

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The Strangers:  Prey at Night


More stabbing for young horror star Bailee Madison!!

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Stars as a girl who gets stabbed numerous times and lives to stab back at creeps in super cool Halloween masks:

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These dudes and dudets are freaky scary and if over 65 you must wear double-ply-depends while watching!!


🎥🎥🎥3 camera rating out of 5!!


B in T MLB


Cardinals- 

Great stuff for poor Cardinal fans!!

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Now Dats funny!!


Cubs-

25-18 is only effective where Doves fly according to The Artist Known as Prince!!

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5 Turtle Doves and Bellanger!


Rangers


Jake DeGrom P - projected off IL in August

3B Josh Jung - off IL in late June

Scherzer P- back and finger TBD

All three need to be back to have a repeat of 2023!!


Astros-


Altuve took Sunday off and the Stros scored 9 runs without our little Topo Gigio Altuve!!

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Royals - 

The Cards are sucking less and the Royals rule!!  Topsy Turvy world!!  


Have a great sports week!


Bryan in Tulsa


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