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Bobblehead Sports:
Ana received a 3rd-place Bronze medal at her piano recital! Her young piano protege, Cousin Charlie, has decided she needs pianer lessons!!
B in T notes:
B in T College Bowl picks:
Vrbo Fiesta Bowl
Penn State 27 Boise State 23
Penn State linemen are shaped like a young Arnold Schwartznager, while the Boise linemen are huge but they have minimal ability to move more than couple of yards per play!! This alone is worth a 4 point spread, with everything else mutual.
Team Gifts:
Each player receives a lifetime pass to every VRBO home ever listed in Antarctica! Value - Priceless!! An adventure! Plus 15 cases of Christmas Peanut M&Ms!!
Chick - fil -A Peach Bowl
Texas 34 Arizona State 24
ALERT! BREAKING NEWS!
BEVO BANNED FROM
Chick-fil-A BOWL!
EAT MORE CHICKEN PLEASE!!
Vegas line has Texas by 6.5, and WTF do they know!? B in T has the ‘Horns by at least 10’! Texas coaches are using Arch Manning in running situations which is like using
Peyton Manning on a youth football video!!
Team Gifts:
Each player receives Chick-fil-A meals every Sunday for a year!! Autographed football by all the Mannings, value Priceless!!
Prudential Rose Bowl
Ohio State 38 Oregon 34
Of the Buckeye fan base a third wants to fire Coach Day because he can't beat Michigan, a third wants to keep him and a third wants to fire him cuz he uses Just for Men Beard Darkening product!
Oregon QB Dillon Gabriel had 5 passes blocked and uncharacteristically threw 2 interceptions! Does Gabriel have an 8th year of eligibility cuz he went to a Junior College in 2018? No shat!!
Team Gifts:
All-State Sugar Bowl
Notre Dame 34 Georgia 28
One of the Notre Dame Leprechaun dance sqad members is in critical condition when a 6’8” 375lb Georgia defensive end went out of bounds and smashed into the head Leprechaun!! Due to his age his identity was not revealed!!
In the first half Georgia backup QB Gunner Stockton ran for 1 touchdown and passed for 1 as chants of ‘who needs Beck’ rang out from Bulldog fans!! Then he threw 2 picks in the 4th quarter and Bulldog fans screamed ‘we want Beck back’!! Fickled fans!
Team Gifts:
Murses (purses for men) by Gucci 425 dollar value and 325-inch TV by SONY 400 dollar value!
B in T College Basketball Picks
Women:
Tulsa 70 UTSA 65
The Tulsa girls made a splash in the NIT last year!! I'm afraid they will have to do some AAC tournament work to get into the NCAA or NIT in ‘25! Good win against the Roadrunners!! Go Elise!
Oklahoma 87 at Tennesseee 84
Oklahoma, the upcoming powerful top-10 team - against the historical Tennessee Volunteers which has the winningest program since the 1890s!! OU guards are ok but there inside game wins this game at the end!! Power forwards Vann and Beers are tough!!
GIRL POWER!!
Men:
Oklahoma State 77 at West Virginia 75
Huge road win for OSU as the team ended up being escorted out of town by the Morgantown Rocky Mountain Police!! Deranged Mountaineer fans were throwing beer bottles and false teeth at the team!
Tennessee 78 Arkansas 71
Rick Barnes, Tennessee basketball coach, is a legend and older than B in T!!! His teams play tough man-to-man defense with no exceptions against the Hogs!
Tulsa 75 at UAB 71
Tulsa’s freshman big man Ian Smikle had 15 points, 15 boards, 5 dunks, 5 blocks and 5 fouls to lead the home team in all categories!! UAB shot 47% from the field while Tulsa shot 41% but TU miraculously made 20 of 23 free throws to win the game at the free throw line!
Alabama 88 Oklahoma 79
Tough SEC loss for the Sooners, both teams are talent-loaded and will meet again in post season!
ORU 75 at Kansas City 70
Nice road win for the Golden Eagles!! Getting primed for the Dakota road trips!! 12 inches of snow in KC!!
B in T NFL picks:
Chiefs 27 at Broncos 24
The Chiefs win again with last-second skill and precision! The final touchdown pass was an around-the-back pass from Mahomes, off Kelce’s hands, off Taylor Swift's booty and in to the hands of DeAndre Hopkins for 6 as the clock went to ZERO!!
Commanders 31 at Cowboys 21
The Cowboy’s owner Jerry Jones has some early signs of dementia and will possibly sign a rugby player with his first-round pick!! A placekicker and a Edge Rusher!!
Stuart Hogg
Texans 28 at Titans 24
The Texans are the best in a horrible conference! One and donee, I am afraid!
Cardinals 33 49ers 24
Too many injuries this year for the Farty Niners and too much Zave Collins as well!!
Zaven played halfback for 2 plays against the 49ers!!!!
Have a great sports weekend!
Bryan in Tulsa
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