Monday, October 22, 2018

QB Needed Stat!!!

Does Someone Have A Quarterback We Can Borrow?
The Arizona Cardinals are really searching  for a Quarterback and some wins!!  The rookie QB is weak at best!  Ex-Sooner Sam Bradford should be throwing a nerf football to his kids before he blows another knee!  Johnny Manziel is currently in a 7 on 7 League in Florida and has drawn interest at his ability to pick apart defenses consisting of thirty-five-year-olds!!  Cardinal execs are also looking at Michael Vick and ex-Longhorn and Wunderlich genius Vince Young!!  No contracts signed as of today!!

Little Fart Football!

Prior Blue 2nd grade 18 Lincoln Christian 7
At halftime, the Lincoln Christian Pep Band played ’Jesus Is Just Alright With Me, ’ to a standing ovation!!  The Prior Blue Taylor boys made twelve tackles between them!!  Their assistant coach slash father said he would purchase them each a 2027 flying Monarch Mustang if they combined for more than 10 tackles!!!  I'm thinking Dad is hoping they forget!!


Jenks Silver 26 6th grade Bixby Platinum 6th grade 12
Super ringer Jenks Silver team which some kids have played on the team since they were in a toddler league, took care of business and are off to the playoffs!!  

Faked Out Sports NFL Picks!

Chiefs 31  Broncos 21
Chiefs Coach Andy Reid has got the team on the right track and is poised for another coach of the year award!!  Coach Reid has been encouraged by his team and his doctors to try a new diet!!  The first diet to try is always the Oprah Diet!!  After 2 weeks and gaining 7 pounds the Oprah Diet, it was trashed for the Bohemian Squid diet!!  Looking lean and mean Coach!!

Steelers 27  Browns 14
Steeler defense makes underwear QB Mayfield lost and insecure like QBs in the old days of the Steel Curtain!!  Steeler future Hall of Fame QB, Rothlisberger, and Mayfield had dinner after the game at the famous Pierre ala Lepui Restaurant in downtown Pittsburg!!!  Mayfield orders the famous Mako shark kale salad and Rothlisberger ordered the right side of the menu and a diet Mr. Pibb!!!

Words to live by, by B in T
Never, ever, ever, tell your grandkids that the SyFy Channel stories are true!!

Have a great sports weekend!!

B in T, Faked Out Sports!








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