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Wednesday, January 6, 2021

Wacky Pandemic Bowl Games

Faked Out Sports - Bryan in Tulsa

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I went to the old Thorton Y to watch my Grandson Gus play basketball!! The last soccer game I attended was in Jenks and I was the only shat head with a mask! Seems to be a lot of Trumpers in Jenks! But at the Y the masks were flowing!! I knew we were in trouble when a so-called 6-year-old on the other team could touch the rim without jumping!! I told Gus to trip him but there was no need since the young man was very clumsy!! The coaches on Gussy’s team know how to draft mom talent but not so sure about 6-year-old talent!! Hahaha! When I was young with kids (75 years ago, give or take a decade) and was drafting players in the first few rounds we would always go for player talent and in the final rounds go for mom talent!! Gussy’s team mom talent will have Papa back to the Thornton Y again. Just sayin!

FOS Bowl Stuff-

The Sooners could name their score last week against the H.R. Puffnstuf Florida Gators!!Pregame smack chat from the Florida blow hards caused them an even larger beat down from Oklahoma!! Florida coach Dan Mullin was constantly making excuses for not having all of his players there!! We all know that his team gave up on him the more he flapped his gums!! Can you say Sooners ranked preseason number 1??? I know you CAN!!

Approximately 7,000 fans showed up for the Lockheed Armed Forces Bowl for a fight and a football game broke out!! I am very disappointed in my Hurricane for passing up on removing some Mississippi State helmets and cold-cocking the mother chickens! Not a great way to end a tremendous season but TU fans can now wear their TU gear with pride!! Ready for next year and hope a lot of players are coming back!!

In B in T Dreamworld: At the end of the TU game and my ‘Cane were down by 2 and were attempting an onside kick I had a vision!! The vision had a puff of smoke coming from the TU bench and out of it came a 6’11” 305 pound super hero Zaven Collins and scoop the onside kick and flew to a touchdown!! My vision came back to reality when Mrs B in T woke me because I was talking in my sleep and drooling on the bed!! A dream, dang!! Good luck Zaven!

Oklahoma State’s freshman wideout from Bixby, Brennan Presley caught 6 passes for 144 yards and 3 touchdowns!! Presley caught 1 pass all year but showed why 2021 will be a breakout year for the young man!! His younger brother Braylon will be a senior running back at Bixby high next year and possibly a top 10 prospect in all of America next year!!

Despite Coach Herman coming back and Sam Ellinger leaving, QB Casey Thompson from Oklahoma City looks to be a better choice than a sixth year for Ellinger! He tossed 3 touchdown passes and ran for another when Ellinger was talking to agents with his pads off in the second half!! Whoops, bye-bye Texas Coach Herman good luck coaching the Midland, Texas Bulldogs high school secondary!!

FOS Ghost Writer:

EARTH SHATTERING SPECIAL UPDATE

BREAKING NEWS…

How to increase readership… cover TU football and give away Cannabis gift cards for each
new subscription!!

BREAKING NEWS: The University of Tulsa Golden Hurricane fight to the end, and beyond, in a losing effort. Let’s just hope, in 2021, the Armed Forced Insurance Bowl isn’t bankrupt due to Liability –2020. Did I see Lee S.(only 3rd string left-handed QB in TU history) throwing haymakers in the stands at a cardboard vendor? I’m thinking Phil B. needs boxers for 2021. Where’s a PGA Pro when you need one?

In other December 31, 2020 breaking news, Canada opened for NHL business, with provincial approval, of course. With that, only 1 team has signed up so far!! Suck it up friends to the NORTH!

Big 10 vaccinates protocols so starters can start.

NBA Sensoring staff and players

Browns close the facility due to bad Baker Mayfield Progressive commercials!! Not

coronavirus as originally reported!

Falcons close facility. Going to Kansas City!!

California hit by big Newsomomie.

Jets to Jersey.

Rose Bowl to Texas, (along with HP, Oracle and Tesla)!! Hehehe

What is the Harris/Biden playbook?

Mahomie is going to get 5-8 inches on the rocks!

Hurry up January 20th. I need a new punching bag!!!

HAPPY OLD YEAR!!!!

FOS Bowl Championship Pick:

Jan 11th College Football Championship:

CFP National Championship at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa!!

🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈

Ohio State 48 Alabama 45

I know, upset special blah, blah, blah, but I hope for once seeing Grumpy Saban not get a

clear glass National Championship Trophy football would mean that things are perking up in 2021!!! Last week Alabama RB Najee Harris leaped over an entire Notre Dame player like an Equestrian horse showjumping!! Najee tried the same move against the Buckeyes and when he leaped over one defender he landed on a Buckeye linebacker and was swallowed whole!! True story, check Wikipedia, really why is this stuff called Faked Out Sports!? Justin Fields or Trevor Lawrence, Beyonce or Shakira, Tomato 🍅r TomAto, Trumper or Mumbles, Mercedes with a red bow or a Beemer with a red bow, OK you get the point! Mr. Fields upped his draft cajones quite a bit after his last two games!! Ohio State and former Oklahoma running back Trey Sermon is STILL running over Tide defensive backs!!

FOS College Basketball Picks:

ORU 77 North Dakota 53

North Dakota’s Fighting Hawks were still thawing from there flight in a small aircraft out of Grand Forks, North Dakota!! Max Ambas and Kevin Obanon scored 24 and 21 points respectively while the Fighting Hawks had little answer for ORU’s athleticism and length!!

Kansas 87 Oklahoma 78

The Jayhawks are talented and with Christian Braun chipping in 21 points off the bench were in control throughout!! Sooner Brady Manic who looks like Larry Bird’s son had 19 points and 11 rebounds!! Larry Birds' cutout picture was in section B row 33!! Verrrrrry Interesting!!

West Virginia 79 Texas 72

Both teams are top 20 in the new NET college basketball 🏀 rankings!! Shaka Smart of Texas against Bobby Huggins of West Virginia will combat basketball wits, with Coach Huggins winning!! Coach Huggins is also on a brown bean diet and is looking fit!!

*********Upset Special*********

Texas A&M 68 Tennessee 66

The Aggies upset number 14 Tennessee in front of numerous cardboard cutouts of boosters who look high or drunk!! A cardboard cutout of A&M canine mascot Reveille took a cardboard leak on Tennessee coach Rick Barnes!!

Oklahoma State 77 at Kansas State 72

Oklahoma State stud Cade Cunningham is looking good to be the Thunders top pick in 2021!!

Tulsa 71 UCF 60

Tulsa Senior Brandon Rachel put his game in high gear the last 10 minutes!! during that timehe scored 14 of his 20 points and solidified the win for Tulsa! Three of us old fart TU alums decided to watch the TU game at our old TU hang out ‘The Tap Room’!! Of course, we came to our senses and realized the TR closed 30 years ago!! Then we thought we would watch the game at a new place called Club Majestic!! Very friendly folks but only one 32” TV!!

Arkansas 68 Georgia 64

The Razorbacks went 8-0 against teams that would be competitive in the Baptist Church League!! The Hogs road win against Auburn was enough to place them eek them into the AP Poll at 25th!!

FOS NFL Playoff Picks:

AFC

Pittsburg 34 Cleveland 27

A brawl broke out similar to the Mason Rudolph vs. Myles Garrett in 2020! Cleveland kicker Cody Parky took his helmet off and started beating Pittsburg all pro-defensive end T.J. Watt on the head after a late hit by Watt on the crazed kicker!! Kicker Parkey’s helmet was shredded by Watt’s cranium and both players were given sideline warnings for making both team players bust a gut laughing!! True stuff!! Also during the game a Cleveland Browns Cheerleader was accused if taking her shoe off and striking a Steeler ball boy in the head for not getting her sparkling water!! There must be some in the water in Pittsburg!!

Buffalo 38 Indianapolis 31

The Bills quarterback Josh Allen may be the new Sherriff in AFC town!! His cannon-like arm has led Buffalo to one of its best years in a decade!! Indianapolis QB Phillip Rivers had numerous playoff-less years with the San Diego Chargers. At almost 40 years

of age Mr Rivers can say he made the playoffs with the Colts!!

NFC

New Orleans 35 Chicago 23

Saints QB Drew Brees leads three 40ish plus signal-callers in the 2020-21 playoffs!! Tom Brady of the Buccaneers and Phillip Rivers of the Colts are also getting AARP mail like the rest of us normal folks do!! The Bears young pup QB Mitch Trubinsky could not hold veteran Brees’ rocking chair in this NFC bout!! After the game the Brees family headed to Chucky Cheese and Trubinsky headed to Girls Galore!!

Tampa Bay 31 Washington 20

Buccaneers QB legend Tom Brady who is possibly the slowest man in the NFL 🏈 and Washington’s Alex Smith who's leg is attached by ligaments and skin after 18 surgeries scrambled for -12 yards not including sacks in this NFC Playoff game!!

Have a great sports week!!

Faked Out Sports / Bryan in Tulsa

by B in T - FakedOutSports, syn SoonerPolitics.org

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

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Bryan in Tulsa Top Resolutions for 2021 other than getting

Coronavirus 2020 the hell outta here!!

Lose Pandemic weight plus 20 more!
Cut back on Netflix
Never take toilet paper for granted!
Never ever bitch about wearing a mask, remember, ‘ wear a mask and save someone's ass’!
Never take hugs for granted!
Cut back on brownies!
Eat more fruit, vegetables, and bugs 🐝!!
Piss Jami off less!
Clean the toilet more efficiently!
No farting under the covers!
No cussing in front of grandkids!
No cussing at grandkids!
No blaming grandkids or dogs for papa farts!
Never bitch about TU football again!! They are good!!
Never leave my dirty dishes on the kitchen counter!!
Never leave dirty underwear ANYWHERE!
Discover my waistline! I have not seen it for a few years!!
Improve Faked Out Sports 🏈 so my readership is over 25!!

Ex-Tulsa QB Making Noise as Hawaii Offensive Coordinator

A paper from Monroe, Louisiana listed an interesting young assistant at Hawaii as a possible candidate for the Louisiana position if Bill Napier leaves for greener pastures!! The Louisianan listed the following:

G.J. Kinne

Current/last job: Offensive coordinator/quarterbacks coach, Hawaii 2020-present

Background: Offensive special projects, Philadelphia Eagles 2019; Offensive analyst, Arkansas 2018; graduate assistant, SMU 2017.

Profile: A record-setting quarterback at Tulsa, Kinne began his coaching career as a graduate assistant to Chad Morris at SMU in 2017. He followed Morris to Arkansas in 2018 as an offensive analyst, then worked on former ULM quarterback Doug Pederson’s staff in offensive special projects with the Philadelphia Eagles in 2019. Kinne’s overall coaching experience is limited four years. He’s only been an on-field coach for one season, though Hawaii coach Todd Graham has a track record for grooming assistants. Kinne is the cousin of former ULM quarterback Colby Suits.

I Will Take a Shot!

I have been told they are passing out free shots all over America!! I prefer all types of shots except Jaeger where it must be frozen when served!!

FOS Bowl Game Picks:

December 30th

TransPerfect Music City Bowl

Iowa vs. Missouri

Nissan Stadium (Nashville, Tennessee)

TransPerfect Music City Bowl

Iowa vs. Missouri

Nissan Stadium (Nashville, Tennessee)

Missouri 38 Iowa 28

The Hawkeyes and their boring offense eventually ran out of surprise tight end formations and were defeated by the Tigers!!

Player Gifts: Tickets to the Little Opry performance of Willie Nelson and the Branson Ballnobbers!! Coupons for any microwave oven made by Kenmore in the only remaining Sears store in Nashville!! Pandemic times thus we save our dimes!

Goodyear Cotton Bowl Classic

Oklahoma vs. Florida

AT&T Stadium (Arlington, Texas)

Oklahoma 48 Florida 42

The Sooners are back in Jerry’s World also known as Jerry’s Playhouse which sounds very strange!! Oklahoma's QB Rattler and Florida's QB Taske are destined to a fight at OK Corral!! Rattler makes the last bullet slash pass count to freshman Marvin Mims for 52 yards and a touchdown with 38 seconds left!! The Cotton Bowl officials would not let the Sooner Schooner on the field due to no Coronavirus masks for the horses!! The Rufneks tried to use feedbags as masks but were immediately stopped and sent back to the AT&T barn!!

Player Gifts- Monogrammed Playstation 5 with each players number and initials on the game console!! Sleepover equipment from Jerry Jones for the winning team!!

Dec. 31

Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl

Tulsa vs. Mississippi State

Amon G. Carter Stadium (Fort Worth, Texas)

Tulsa 31 Mississippi State 28

Bulldog coach Mike Leach and his warped stories about aliens only offsets Tulsa coach Montgomery’s business is business approach to press conferences!! The Tulsa defense held the vaunted Mississippi offense to 7 points in the second half and rallied from a 21-7 halftime deficit to a victory in the Arm Forces Bowl!! A cardboard replica of All-world Zaven Collins made 4 tackles and an interception although he opted out! Immediately after the game Superstar cardboard Zaven Collins was surrounded by security guards protection as 40 to 50 agents tried to get cardboard Mr. Collins to sign up with their agency!!

Player Gifts: Replica Huffy 10 speed bike in team colors, Vizio 60 inch plasma TV in team colors, and a baby iguana in team colors!!

AutoZone Liberty Bowl

West Virginia vs. Army

Liberty Bowl Memorial Stadium (Memphis, Tennessee)

West Virginia 28 Army 27

Army, a real football team, at 9-2 replaced Tennessee, a fake football team, at 2-8!!

Bowl Gifts: Lifetime membership to the AutoZone Sparkplug Club, I Phone Watch in camouflage, and on Elvis Pressley blow up doll!!

Mercari Texas Bowl

Arkansas vs. TCU

NRG Stadium (Houston)

Arkansas 38 TCU 35

Arkansas can play with the big boys and proved it with a 47-yard field goal as time ran out in the NRG Stadium!! Horny Froggies coach Patterson has a hit song called ’Take a Step Back’ which reportedly has the coach as an emcee of the CMA Awards!!

Bowl Gifts: Apple Robot with a 175 IQ, Autographed CD copy ’Take a Step Back’ by coach Patterson!

Jan. 1

Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl

Cincinnati vs. Georgia

Mercedes-Benz Stadium (Atlanta)

Cincinnati 34 Georgia 32

The Bearcats from the so-called minor leagues of college football defeated the Bulldogs of Georgia and showed a nonpower 5 school can defeat a big boy college team!! Cincinnati coach Fickel may stay another year and turn down a few power 5 offers to stay with the new Power 6!!

Bowl Gifts- Designer gold plated coronavirus masks made by
Gucci, Chick-fil-A Gift Card worth $200, and special edible cannabis Christmas fruit 🍓 cake!!

Vrbo Citrus Bowl

Auburn vs. Northwestern

Camping World Stadium (Orlando, Florida)

Northwestern 31 Auburn 28

No one wants the Auburn coaching job since certain coaches must stay on the staff according
to Athletic Director Allen Greene! Most new coaches may keep one or two but NOT a half dozen!! Looks like Art Briles is back to the top of the list!!

Bowl Gifts: Pandemic Vrbo vacation for two in a Marriott within 20 miles of your home for one night and complimentary breakfast for two, and a Micky Mouse pandemic mask with two-ply insulation and cinnamon air freshener built-in!!

***Semi-Finals Championship Series****

College Football Playoff Semifinal at The Rose Bowl Game Presented by Capital One

No. 1 Alabama vs. No. 4 Notre Dame

AT&T Stadium (Arlington, Texas)

Alabama 45 Notre Dame 42

Coach Saban and the Tide had to hang on for their football life as the Irish 🍀 almost made a huge comeback to defeat the Bama football machine!! Irish QB Ian Book played Superman in the fourth quarter by throwing for 3 touchdowns and 175 yards to mount the close but no cigar comeback!!

Bowl Gifts: 75 inch Sony TV built for large SUVs, and Roses from the Rose Bowl Parade canceled due to the pandemic move out of Pasedina!!

College Football Playoff Semifinal at the Allstate Sugar Bowl

No. 2 Clemson vs. No. 3 Ohio State

Mercedes-Benz Superdome (New Orleans)

Clemson 42 Ohio State 34

All four of these teams in the final four are becoming very boring to write about so WILL

THE GODS OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLEASE EXTEND THE PLAYOFFS TO EIGHT GAMES NEXT YEAR FOR GOD's SAKE!!!!! Ok, about the game, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah Clemson QB hair is purty thus they win!

Bowl Gifts: One year of free-agent services by a long time player rep firm Dewey Cheatem and Howe!!

Jan. 2

PlayStation Fiesta Bowl

Oregon vs. Iowa State

State Farm Stadium (Glendale, Arizona)

Iowa State 43 Oregon 27

The Oregon Nikes have more Nike crap than Michael Jordan’s children!! Clone quarterback Purdy looked Heisman 2021ish against the Oregon defense that can't stop air!! A special note to the Iowa State equipment team that won 🏆 the Waterboy Award for top college equipment team 2020!

Bowl Gifts: Collector item Nike Green PlayStation with a swoosh- value $2,000

Capital One Orange Bowl

Texas A&M vs. North Carolina

Hard Rock Stadium (Miami Gardens, Florida)

Texas A&M 45 North Carolina 42

The Aggies have 6-year veteran QB Mond who has opted, thanks to Coronavirus extra year, to return for the 7th year and states he WILL graduate this year!!

Bowl Gifts: Under Armor Scuba Gear with shark cage included!!

FOS College Basketball Picks:

Texas Tech 82 Oklahoma State 73

Texas Tech coach Chris Beard seems to be doing a lot of sweating on the bench this year!! Tech is a top 15 program and coach Beard is stressed about the pandemic dos and don’ts!! Red Raider D puts clamps on Cowboy superstar Cade Cunningham to the tune of 11 points on 4 for 15 shooting!!

Oral Roberts 71 at Omaha 61

ORU may be a tough and will challenge the Dakotas who have the Summit finals in their own high school gym!! Very unfair for the Golden Eagles!

Kansas 81 Texas 76

Kansas just keeps winning with Self coaching and his Nike shoe contacts and contracts!!

Missouri 72 at Arkansas 69

The Razorbacks finally played a nondirectional school in continental America!! Thus a loss!!

Tulsa 68 at Cinncinati 61

Tulsa received some vengeance for the homer AAC Championship given to the Bearcata in football!!

Oklahoma 81 West Virginia 77

West Virginia plays the high-low offense with two 6’9” 250 pound tight ends from the football team!! OU has a pesky Brady Manec and a huge wing spanned Kur Kuath who fouled these two into submission!!

FOS NFL Picks:

Browns 31 Steelers 21

The Browns bring in the New Year with a win over the ’we peaked too soon’ Steelers!!

Chiefs 38 Chargers 24

The Chiefs used reserve players in the second half and still demolished the Chargers! Charger rookie LB Kenneth Murray from Oklahoma had 12 tackles and is the favorite for defensive rookie of the year!!

Cowboys 24 Giants 21

Good win for the Cowboys, but they get to stay home when the playoffs commence!!

Packers 34 at Bears 28

The Bear lost to their arch-rival Packer but sealed up the last playoff spot!!

Faked Out Sports/ Bryan in Tulsa

Have a great sports week!

by B in T - FakedOutSports, syndicated in SoonerPolitics.org

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