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Mid America Bocce Tournament CANCELLED!!
The Center for Physically Limited’s Bocce team learned that they will not have their tournament in Overland Park, Kansas. Numerous team members, including myself, purchased hazmat suits to wear for the whole trip!! If you had red bocce balls you would have to wear the red hazmat suit and if blue balls then the blue hazmat suits!! These suits are very hard to winky tink in, so I for one am extremely happy that the tournament has been canceled!! We will get a full refund for our hazmat suits per Target management!! A very sad day. I had my eye on 10th place!
Tom Brady Wearing the Puter Colors of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers?!?!
Coronavirus and then Tom Brady signs with Tampa Bay Bucs for 2 years and 50 million dollars!! Dogs and cats sleeping together, mass hysteria, OMG what is this world coming to!! Jami B in T likes Tommy Brady’s little butt even more now with the new Puter and white football pants!! She is very messed up!! Gisselle has a much better behind!! Just sayin!!
The Dallas Cowboys ramped up their defense with the acquisition of All/Pro ex-Sooner Gerald McCoy and Safety Ha-Ha-Ha Clinton Dicks!!
FOS Notes ’bout Nuthin:
To My Tulsa Golden Hurricane football brain trusts PLEASE SIGN MASON WILLIAMS from Bixby high school!!!
Reasons Why:
- Great arm, very savvy in the pocket and can move!!
- The next Mason Fine of Locust Grove and North Texas University!
- Broke Oklahoma high school and Bixby passing records! (Will break 2020 records)
- He can learn from Senior Seth Boomer in 2021 and be ready for action in 2022!!
- Plus I am a huge donor..........to the TU beer garden and many other tailgate parties!!
The Aldi on 101st and Memorial that I visited yesterday WILL NEVER BE THE SAME! How embarrassing.......⬇️
Hahaha haha!!
I wore my mask and gloves to Aldis and noticed that I was the only person that wore nothing else! The store emptied quickly with everyone screaming! Social distancing does WORK!!
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FOS Recipe Kitchen:
Did you know that the recipe to make hand sanitizer is close to the recipe for Jello shots?! Just add raspberry Jello Mix and Captain Morgan Spice Rum!! Naw just kidding!! You don't need raspberry Jello, use any type!!
FOS 10 Things Not to Say During a Coronavirus Pandemic:
Day 1 thru ----------------------------------Day 30 of Quarantine...
1a. Have you gained weight?
- Toilet Paper? My family has learned how to make do without it!
- What was the Cardinal score yesterday?
- We are out of brownie mixes at all of our stores sir. WHAT!?
- How is the stock market doing?
- If you expect an answer when talking to your dog or cat then you need to step outside of the Coronavirus Quarantine and breathe!!
- If you meet someone and fall in love during this time, do NOT ask to touch your new lover! Wait until the Pandemic is over then you may proceed to procreate like rabbits!!
- Joe Erotic is my idol!! I want what he is on!!
- The National Guard is at the front door, honey.
- Family, we are watching Zombie Apocalypse tonight!!
FOS Bobbleheads;
NEXT WEEK NEW FAB 5 OF BASKETBALL!
Words of wisdom from the unwise one!!
If during the Coronavirus someone tells you to get back six feet or I will blow your face off just tell your wife she is dreaming again!!
Have a great sports less week!!
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