Bryan in Tulsa
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Bobblehead Sports:
Papa B in T is Suspended from Rugrats Y games!!
After a self-imposed, per demand by my daughter suspension, Papa did realize that he was a little too vocal for 5-year-olds! While on suspension Papa is currently reading: Screaming at Youth Games Leads to Devil Worshipping, Yelling at Kids Games May Cause Erectile Disfunction, and finally, I Enjoyed Yelling at YMCA Games by BTKiller! I have also volunteered at 2 local family Y dodge ball programs for elementary kids.......as a practice dummy!! Approximately 300 hits per hour is too much torture for raising my voice at a youth game! Too fricken much!
B in T Notes:
Holland Hall Grad is Superbowl Bound Bengals Assistant Coach!
Brad Kragthorpe former Holland Hall QB grad is going to the Super Bowl!!! Bengals coach Brad Kragthorpe is the son of ex-TU head coach Steve Kragthorpe and was a Dutchman when his dad was at Tulsa!! Brad Kragthorpe is the Assistant Wide Receivers coach for the Bengals and the only reason I am rooting for the Bengals!! And also the OU connection of running backs, Sammy Perrine and Joe Mixon!!
TU’s Trev Gipson Chicago Bears Most Improved Player:
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No Bears player made greater strides in 2021 than Trevis Gipson a healthy scratch in Week 2 who blossomed into a top playmaker on defense. The 2020 fifth-round draft pick from Tulsa appeared in 16 games with nine starts, registering 39 tackles, 7.0 sacks, seven tackles-for-loss, five forced fumbles, one fumble recovery, and two pass breakups! Gipson especially excelled down the stretch, recording four of his seven sacks in the final five games and three of his five forced fumbles in the final two contests!
Congrats to Trev!!!!
Keanu Reeves Reactions:
On the left Keanu just signed up for John Wick 5; On the right Keano just heard the Cincinnati Bengals are in the Superbowl!!
Memphis Coach all microphoned up!!
Memphis coach throws fit after another loss to go 10-9!
“Stop asking me stupid f***ing questions about if I feel like I can do something. If I had my roster like they did, then I feel like I can do whatever I want to do."
After promising the world to the Memphis alums and making a world of money from those same alums, Penny AND little Penny can't coach a lick!!
They are great recruiters and can make the young stars look great in Addidas shoes but their press room etiquette is possibly the worst ever!! Good luck Pennies!
Zaven, Isaiah, and Jordan Sound Like a Gospel Group!
These are 3 star middle linebackers sharing 2 spots on the Arizona Cardinal roster!! They average 6 feet 4 inches tall, 241lbs, with an unheard-of average wingspan of 6’8”!!
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Linebackers (from left) Jordan Hicks, Isaiah Simmons and Zaven Collins track down Vikings running back Dalvin Cook during the 2021 season! These young men are all heat-seeking missiles!!
College Basketball picks:
Arkansas 70 at Alabama 67
The Razorbacks were on the B in T last five to get into the NCAA Tournament but with a road victory over ranked Alabama they are a solid Big Dance team!!
Kansas 81 Oklahoma 75
Just playing the Jayhawks helps the Sooner strength of schedule and they are currently resting uncomfortably on the last 5 in the Big Dance!
Oklahoma State 68 W. Virginia 65
The Cowboys are building momentum for next year's NCAA tournament!!
Cincinnati 74 at Tulsa 68
Tulsa has been invited to the 5A boys tournament at the Maybe Center and the TU girls are heading to some postseason action!!
ORU 87 Kansas City 72
ORU must win the tourney to reach the NCAA tournament, in fact any team from the Summit League must win the conference Tourney to go to the Dance!
How to Make 40k While Watching the Super Bowl!!
answer: Stay Home!!!!
One Super Bowl ticket will cost you $39,428 for the 5th row 40 yard line? So if u stay home and watch the Super Bowl in your recliner u save 40k!! Plus for that amount you can get the following:
- 3 Holland Hall tuitions for elementary school 1 year!
- 1-year room and board at TU plus down payment on a 2022 Ford F150 truck!
- New iPhone 14s for a family of 4 for 3 years!
- Earrings worn by legend ‘Prince’ during the making of the MTV video Purple Rain! Seriously, Google it!
- Cost to former Buccaneer wideout Antonio Brown for throwing a hissy fit and leaving in the middle of an NFL game!
- Save 100 children in the World Food Program (WFP) from starvation
- 1/2 of the cost of one Jerry Jones facelift
- One Kilo of cocaine if purchased in the Ozarks!
Super Bowl ZZXXZII Picks:
Bengals 34 Rams 31
Bengals QB was in diapers when Ram’s QB Matthew Stafford was a rookie with the Detroit Lions!!
Stafford throws for 335 yards and 3 touchdowns!! Odell Beckham Jr celebrates a touchdown early and costs the Rams the go-ahead touchdown with 22 seconds left!
Halftime Show Projections:
Dr Dre, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Mary J Blige, and Kendrick Lamar will perform this year!! Snoop Dogg and Eminem are familiar but not like Bing Crosby or Sammy Davis Jr! So u guessed it - a superimposed Bing Crosby and Sammy Davis Jr sing on stage with the fab five pop rappers! A show for the ages!! Snoop Dogg and Sammy Davis Jr do a duet of the Katy Perry hit ‘California Girls’!! Both are smoking stogeys with white top hats!! Bing Crosby and Eminem singing ‘Whose the Real Slim Shady’, accompanied by the Rockettes!! Can't wait!!
Have a great sports week!!
Bryan in Tulsa
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