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B in T notes:
In the Beginning, OU Football played Norman High!!
128 years ago today: OU football won its first game in program history with a 12-0 win over Norman High School in Oklahoma City!!
OU had no coach that season, as former head coach John Harts left to go prospecting for gold in the Arctic!! Three gents were just released from Oklahoma County Jail to play for the Sooners!!
After the Soonerr experience SEC this year, they may need to schedule Norman High in 2025!!
B in T College picks:
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Thursday Night-Chapman Field
Tulsa 31 East Carolina 24
The pregame party for the East Carolina Pirateer Club was set for the Wild Fork at Utica Square!! A large table of TU blue and gold patrons sat outside in the 32-degree weather and glared at the large Pirate faction sitting inside!! At that point, the November Tulsa weather turned to snow, and the Tulsa Hurricane Club was forced to go inside where the seats were mostly taken by Pirateer fans!! Most of the East Carolina fans were recent grads and had no sympathy for the older TU folks!! So sad but true. Finally, TU 1960 grad Ethel Greenberger, yelled out that there was a huge sale at the new COACH store next door!
Picture of Wild Fork after the Coach sale was announced!!
The Carolina metrosexual fans cleared out of the Wild Fork quickly and the TU group grabbed a nice table by the fireplace!! 🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈
The TU running game rushed to the tune of 246 yards on 33 carries and 2 touchdowns!RBs Anthony Watkins and Bill Jackson and QBs Cooper Legos and Cardell Williams accounted for most of the yardage in the victory!!
Arkansas 38 Texas 35
These two have been arch-rivals for a century and the winner will be smack dab in the middle of the SEC championship!! The Hog fans were crazed and called the Hogs 104 times during the game!! Bevo only relieved himself on the Razorback sidelines! Well trained Bull!! Quite a tussle between two teams that should be playing each other!
Iowa State 27 Cinncinati 18
Clones meet Bearcats, Bearcats meet Clones!! The two football teams have a long history of 1 game in 2023 won by State!! The Clones are dominating the series and plan on having the Bearcats for homecoming every year they play in Ames!! Also, the TU Golden Hurricanes are scheduled for Clone Homecoming games in 2029 threw 2039!! Nice Homecoming wins will keep the Clone donors happy!! TU will receive a Million Dolla bill each year AND 100,000 bushels of corn from Ponteanname County!
Kansas State 37 Arizona State 21
The Wildcats from Manhattan should beat the other Mildcats from ‘Zona with a late barrage as 15 inches of early snow fell from the Manhattan Mountains!! The only cold-weather items ‘Zona players brought were sunglasses!!
Illinois 42 Michigan State 24
The Illini faithful have never dreamed of playing a meaningful game this late in the season but with the new Championship 12 the need to cancel their holiday trips to the Bahamas with the Kranks!
Nebraska 27 at USC 24
The Cornshuckers only travel to the West Coast for college football games and Taylor Swift concerts!! The Coliseum was filled 60/40 with Corn Shucker fans!!
B in T High School picks:
OSSAA Playoffs
6AI
Deer Creek 42 Broken Arrow 31
Deer Creek is sneaky good, Broken Arrow is very young but susceptible to teams that can run the ball!! And Deer Creek can run the ball!!
Union 30 Mustang 24
Union has lots of talent and really good coaching, Mustang has both, but not at the Union level!!
5A
Pryor 24 Bishop Kelley 21
BK loves to air the ball out but Pryor has the home-field advantage which is worth 3 points!! Pryor likes the power run game which explains why the assistant AD was out watering the field at 4 in the morning!!! Shhhhhhhh!
BTW 37 Collinsville 31
BTW coach Dan Bitson will go to the front of the line in ANY barbershop in north Tulsa after the turnaround the Hornets had this year!! Collinsville has some studs but not like BTW!!
Carl Albert 42 Midwest City 6
Carl Albert has half their team headed to OU and the other half to college teams with a chance of winning!!
3A
Holland Hall 27 Berryhill 21
The Dutch QB is being recruited by all the IVY league schools and Texas State!! Texas State is recruiting QB Burleson for the golf team as well!
Lincoln Christian 44 Jay 16
Lincoln Christion beats the Jay Birds like a drum and may win all their playoff games by double digits!!
Cascia Hall 42 Checotah 21
The Hall of Cascia has a QB that has thrown close to 50,000 yards and 110 touchdowns this year!! Ok so I exaggerated slightly!! Love this team!! Coach Hippie Medina is amazing and says if the Comandos make the Championship game he will shave his head!!
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Tonkawa 35 at Pocola 32
*****UPSET SPECIAL *****
Tonkawa has finally kicked the Indian's butts!! This game was played with Tonkawa’s backup 5’6” QB Fletcher Snotzemheimer from Germany!! He was tremendous!! 5 of 7 passes for 305 yards and 5 touchdowns!
B in T NFL picks:
Bills 27 Chiefs 24
The Chiefs have played Puds on the road this year but Buffalo ain't no Pud, broheimer! Bills QB Allen mimicked the legend Patrick J Mahomes, no-look pass late in the victory formation!
Bears 31 Packers 21
Reportedly the former Bear Fridge Perry has lost 135 lbs on the Opra Diet!! Down to 385 lbs!! He has also taken up Boccia Ball as a form of exercise to keep the weight off!!
The Bears suck but have The Ditka on their side!!
Texans 41 at Cowboys 14
The Texans played their Taxi squad in the fourth quarter and outscored the Cowgirls 14 to 7!! Jerry Jones wept!
Have a great sports weekend!
Bryan in Tulsa
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