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Papi B in T with Ana - Taylor Swift and Charlie - Unicorn Princess! Favorite Halloween pic ever!!
B in T notes:
B in T College picks:
Alabama 34 at Oklahoma 21
The ghost of Nick Saban was………….wait, my bad he is still alive!!! The ghost of Paul Bear Bryant was seen walking Owen Field Friday night!! The Ghost Adventures were summoned and arrived by 9:00 PM!! The apparition told the head Ghost Adventurer via EVP (Electric Voice Phenomena) to ‘ bring back the WISHBONE’!! True shat bro!!
Barry Switzer has mentioned trying the ‘Bone at OU again!!
Arkansas 56 La Tech 10
Tulsa beat La Tech for its last win 8 weeks ago! So I would normally pick the Razorbacks by 80 points, but a better B in T's head overruled!! Arkansas coach Pittman was given a one-year contract extension on single-ply K-Mart toilet paper!!
No shat bro!!
Texas Tech 35 Oklahoma State 25
Both teams have defenses that seem to be getting much worser as the season progresses!! Coach Gundy has threatened to bring his brother, an ex-OU star and coach, back as an OSU assistant!! He has also threatened to have himself call both the offensive AND defensive signals and demote both coordinators to game film assistant coaches!
Confused, deranged and mad Coach Gundy!!
South Florida 38 Tulsa 27
This Tulsa road trip was a two-for-one deal with Spears Travel!! Buy two plane tickets to Tampa and your luggage 🧳 travels for free!! Many of the Tulsa Hurricane Nomads Club travel to all football, basketball, softball, volleyball, croquet, and men's and women's cinchonized swimming events!!
The trip to Tampa was eventful when two TU LCAs were arrested for handing out gummy bears laced with acid!! Their reasoning was that this was the only way they could make it through a Tulsa football game!! The Tampa police immediately let them off with a warning and an apology!! True story!!
Ohio State 31 Indiana 23
Indiana seems to be a little intimidated by the Ohio State tradition and grandeur!! While the Hoosier hot streak has ended both of these Big 10 teams maybe be in the Elite 12 playoff picture!! Indiana is not just a basketball and agriculture college! Now add football!! The Buckeyes have too many skill dudes for Hoosierville!!
Texas 41 Kentucky 28
The Horns put QB backup Manning in the game to allow him to meet his NIL quota! But he was not allowed to wear his new Resistol Hat deal on the sidelines!!
Iowa State 27 at Utah 18
Late-night ESPN 2 game played
at beautiful Rice-Eccles Stadium with the picturesque Wasatch Mountains in the background!! This scene setting did not help the Utes overcome a sluggish highly ranked Clone team! Clone players thought they were in a scene from the Sound on Music!
Texas A&M 35 at Auburn 28
Trap game for A&M as Auburn is in their ‘save their coach’ mode! The Aggies Eeeeked this one out with a last-minute touchdown pass from freshman QB Marcel Reed!!
Kansas State 34 Cinncinati 21
The Wildcats beat the Bearcats! Both Cat teams had a wild fight before the game and 15 players were given rabies shots!! Google it dude! B and T don't lie bro!
Illinois 27 at Rutgers 16
The winner could go to the new East Coast Bowl called the Statue of Liberty Bowl at Met Life stadium!! If the Giants or the Jets are in the playoffs, the Met Life Bowl game will be moved to Queensbury High School, NY!!
Queensbury High Stadium
B in T High School playoff Quarterfinal picks:
Bixby 55 Norman North 12
Bixby QB Carson Kirby runs the Spartan offense like a well-oiled machine!! The Junior plays LB, place kick holder, trumpet in the marching band, and bakes pies at his mom’s bakery!! True shat!! Against Norman North he threw for 282 yards 2 TDs, ran for 78 yards 2TDs, made 10 tackles, played a solo rendition of Chicago’s 25 or 6 to 4 hit song and baked pumpkin pies for the entire stadium!!
Owasso 48 Deer Creek 21
Numerous college scouts were at Owasso to see the Ram and Antler players! Numerous college football Athletic Directors were scouting the entire Ram coaching staff!! Even Dallas Cowboy owner Jerry Jones was at the game to watch coach Antonio Graham!! So cool!!
Jenks 38 Union 27
The Union Pom Pon team won State for the 32nd year in a row and the Union band unlike the football team have been asked to the Tournament of Roses Parade in Pasadena!! Jenks boys look staunch, with Kejaun Jones son running for 2000 plus yards this year!! KD Jones ran for 175 yards and 2 TDs over the Union Redlands!!
Muskogee 46 Putman City 7
Muskogee QB Ficklin who in my humble opinion should be the starting QB at TU next year, threw for 3 TDs and ran for 3 TDs!!
BTW 34 Guthrie 16
BTW’s first-year HC Dan Bitson (former TU wideout All-American!) took a 2-8 2023 Hornet team to an 8-3 team in 2024!! OSSAA newcomer coach of the year AND OSSAA Coach of the Year!!
Carl Albert 37 Claremore 12
The Zebras have a lot of high school talent, while CA has a tremendous amount of college talent!!
Heritage Hall 41 Holland Hall 32
A number of Dutch players are upset because they're not allowed NIL deals! A simple response from the AD was isn't your tuition at Holland 25K a year, enough!
Keifer 36 Washington 35
The Kierfer Trojans have hairy and beefy linemen and were more like 6 year-college seniors!! Washington has all-American tight ends out of the wazoo, but they can't block!! Better big men gives the Trojans an upset!!
Hominy 27 Thomas - Fay - Custer 18
The house that Zaven built refers to Zaven Collins, former Hominy and Tulsa University star who now tackles cacti 🌵 for the Arizona Cardinals in the NFL!! Thomas, Oklahoma is the home of the high school that has Fay and Custer school kids as well!! Good corn and wheat-fed football players in these tiny communities!
B in T NFL picks:
Chiefs 38 at Panthers 17
The Chief Taxi Squad was called up in the third quarter!! A number of emergency players were at the Charlotte Motel 8 swimming!! Charlotte police vans picked up the Taxi Squadders and rushed them to the field where they played the last quarter!! Taxi QB Zit Cornshaft, from the Iowa Barnstormers threw for a touchdown!!
QB Zit Cornshaft taking a ‘moke break at the end of the game!!
True shat bro!
Commanders 37 Cowboys 24
The Commanders annihilated the Dallas team owned, operated, and destroyed by Jerry Jones!
Buccaneers 28 at Giants 16
The Giants can make the playoffs if the entire Central Division forfeits for gambling on their own games!! True shat bro!
Texans 33 Titans 21
The Texans are feeling good about winning their Division and a win against the lowly Titans can Ice, Ice it Baby!!!
Have a great sports weekend!
Bryan in Tulsa
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