I love me some Razorback Coach Pittman!
But according to my B in T Little Rock correspondent, Gene, states that Houston Nutt just bought a home in Fayetteville!! Yes the 65-year-old Nutt was having lunch with Rob Walton at an undisclosed Pancake House in Fayetteville!! Pittman seat is getting toasty!!
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Lord please don’t have Taylor Swift marry a KC Chief player!
OMG!! Too late!!
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Bryan in Tulsa
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Bobblehead Family Sports:
I owe an apology to Mrs. B in T’s hometown school/town Blackwell, for picking them to be defeated by Hennessey 46-12 when IN FACT they beat the Hennessey Hens 24-22!! Congratulations to our loving relatives in Maroon Land, but I will not pick you to win against OC Millwood!!
Love ❤️ Bryan and Jami❤️❤️
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Bobblehead Sports:
Haley Van Voorhis, a safety for Division III Shenandoah University, became the first woman to appear in an NCAA football game at a position other than kicker three weeks ago in Winchester, Va! The five-foot-six, 145-pound junior registered a quarterback hurry in the first quarter of Shenandoah's 48-7 home win over Juniata College!! She brought the quarterback to the ground just after he released the ball, and the third-down pass was incomplete!! With 5 of 7 Grands girls in the B in T family unbrella, we are huge advocates of girls pancaking boys on the field instead of making pancakes for the team gameday breakfast!! BOOM! I am wise to understand there will be some discussion and laser eyes from the moms!
Bixby Blue 1st grade 27
Glenpool 1st grade 0
A 9am game and the Glenpool Warriors had a sleepover to unify the team!! HaHaHa!Instead the team broke into team Manager Mom’s Halloween 🍭Candy and wired the first graders all Friday night and Saturday morning!! By 9 am the 1st grade Glenpool team were all zombies!! Halloween Appropriate!!
While the Bixby 1st Grade blue was ready to rumble at 7:30 am!! They romped the Glenpool zombies!!
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B in T Rants:
More Team Names from Associate Editor Gene:
Conway, Arkansas – Wampas Cats!! A Wampus cat is a fearsome creature from folklore, my Grandma Audoo told me as a youth and in constant trouble that she was going to spank me like a Wampus cat!
Badger Badgers (from Kaje Geneva, Wisconsin)
Butte Pirates (from Idaho) OK Butte is pronounced Bute but if you read it as Butt…
Mt. Clemens, Michigan Battling Bathers - very clean and disciplined team, averages 1.2 penalties per game!!
Beaver, Oklahoma - Dusters - picture an eighty year old teacher thinking this was a good name and all the students laughing behind her!
Scottsdale, Arizona Community College Fighting Artichokes
Arkansas School for the Deaf Leopards in Little Rock (The school is located next to the Arkansas School for the Blind but they don't have a football team)
FAVORITE NAME OF ALL TIME!
Deaf Leopards
B in T College Football Picks:
Tulsa 38 Rice 27
The Owls, although a small school like TU, can be mighty but the Cane have a strong running game!! All four TU running backs Taj Gary, Bill Jackson, Anthony Watkins, and Jordan Ford rushed for at least 75 yards against the whooty Owls!!
Rice vs. Tulsa History:
THE smallest Division I FBS (Football Bowl Subdivision, formerly Division I-A) school is the University of Tulsa with 2754 undergrads!! GUESS WHAT.…..TU is still the smallest in 2023!! Rice University is the second smallest, with 3054, and Wake Forest University is the third smallest, with 4412, seriously who cares!! Tulsa is playing in the big leagues now!! The Rice/Tulsa rivalry was spurned by the phone booth challenge that started at Utica Square Tulsa in 1996!!
After lunch at Utica’s Peppers Bar and Grill, numerous Rice and Tulsa students started the phone booth cram-a-thon!! A number of students in the booth complained when a horrid odor spread in the Rice booth!! Safety first!! The event was canceled with TU winning 14 bodies to Rice's 13 bodies!! A very heated rivalry between the little guys of college football!!
Week 7 - Sooner Guest Getback Coach -
Megladon Shark
Ok, ok Getback Honky Cat!
Oklahoma 49 UCF 14
Out with the old Dillon and in with new Dillon!!
Gabriel has 12,117 total yards passing so far in 2023 and a snowball chance in a Tulsa summer, of breaking the all-time NCAA college total passing yardage!! Dillon ranks 6th all-time in UCF yards passing with 7,233 and with one year plus with OU he is sniffing 18k yards passing possibly with a little under 2 years remaining!! Case Keenum with 19,217 yards passing is the all-time NCAA passing leader, and Dillon Gabriel may get there!! He almost made it with the Tulsa game 3 weeks ago!! Ha! Now the new Oklahoma Gabriel looks like a leader for the Heisman trophy and continues to combine with the old Gabriel to break NCAA passing records!! The Sooners vs. the Golden Knights game should be more than a 3 touchdown spread but the Sooners prevail!!
New Dillon Gabriel aerodynamic helmet from NASA!
Arkansas 29 Mississippi St 21
Razorback coach Sam Pittman is hanging tough with the SEC, I still believe that recruiting to Fayetteville is not easy!! If you disagree, try to find a 4-lane
highway in Arkansas!! My Mom and Grandma Audoo at a Razorback game in the 40s!! They road a horse to the game from Western Grove, Arkansas!!True shat - Google it!!
*Picture from Little Rock, Associate editor Gene: B in T Mom and Audoo in front of the first Hog Mascot ever!!
🙏College Football and basically everyone is missing Mike Leach.
Oklahoma State 31 at West Virginia 24
Coach Gundy said ‘OK eff let's use 1 QB today instead of 5’! Great call by football smart Gundy!! West Virginia's defense was very confused at Gundy’s strategy and shocked into a loss in the hills of Morgantown
West Virginia! Another B in T tidbit about this Halloween season: The movie ‘Mothman’
is one of my favs and based on true events in Point Pleasant, West Virginia!! Point Pleasant gained fame as the home of the notorious Mothman, a cryptid monster of local and national lore!! I once saw Mothman at a Christmas Party at Souther Hills after 15 red and green jello shots!! Along with fascinating attractions dedicated to the Mothman, Point Pleasant is home to beautiful hills and scenery!! Happy Halloween 🎃!
OK State budding super star running back Ollie Gordon ran for a touchdown, caught a touchdown pass and threw via halfback pass a touchdown!!
Texas 45 at Houston 30
Texas deserves to be a top-five team, and with QB Quinn Evers making superstar prodigy Arch Manning dream of transfer portals from Candyland!!
*Special Report*
Arch Manning portal transfers to an Oklahoma school known for its Offensive minds- Tulsa Golden Hurricane!!
Utah 38 at USC 31
The So Cal's families were extremely happy that the Utes decided to score 2 touchdowns in the last 3 minutes of the game, leaving 2 hours of daylight for surf time!! No care that the Muleshoe team lost!! SURFS UP!!
Kansas State 34 TCU 31
A few weeks ago the Mildcats were defeated by a 61-yard field goal by Mizzou with zeroes on the scoreboard!! But not this time Garo Yaprimean breath!! Coach Klieman went to the kicker portal and found the grandson of Tom Dempsey!! Gustavo Dempsey transferred to KSU from Montana State last week and like his Grandpa kicked a 63-yarder to win a football game!! Kicker portal can have hidden treasures!!
Wisconsin 18 Illinois 6
The Badgers kicked 6 field goals to Illinois 3 safeties!! The Illinois D will not let a soul touch the end zone unless they do it by air and a field goal!!
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B in T High School Picks:
Pumpkin Man was spotted handing out specialty brownies at Reasor's Grocers at 41st and Yale!!
Mimi B in T stocked Halloween Brownies for weeks for Papi and the green seed-free, and of course gluten-free variety for the Grandchild goblins!!👻👻👻👻🎃🎃🎃🎃
Bishop Kelley 31 Claremore 26
Claremore’s QB Braxton Ethridge was stopped at the goal line 2 times in the last minute of the game!! Tight end/defensive Reid Jones of BK had a touchdown reception, seven tackles, and kicked two field goals to assist in the victory!
Bixby 57 Westmore 12
The Spartan parents kept their sophomore and junior players home during the Friday night lights Westmore game to work on next week's homecoming party at the BOK Center!! Similar to the Footloose scene with Kevin Sausage!! Errrr correction Bacon!
Chisholm 38 Blackwell 14
A competitive game until it started!!
The Chisholm Trail was the major route out of Texas for livestock!! Although it was used only from 1867 to 1884, the longhorn cattle driven north along it provided a steady source of income that helped the impoverished state recover from the Civil War!! Later, The Blackwell Moonshine trail was basically used for transporting moonshine!!
The Lake Carl Blackwell Moonshine Trail was used by numerous family members over the 1900s!!
BTW 36 at Muskogee 31
Super athletes on super teams fighting for the 6AII Gold Balls!! BTW edges Muskogee and superstar lefty QB Jamarion Ficklin for early lead for the big Gold Ball!! This kid will be the top QB in the state in 2024!!!Come on Gundy, he is 3 times better than any one u got!! Your son included!! Pistols Firing!!
Broken Arrow 41 at Enid 26
The BA Tigers rallied to save coach Josh Blenkenship's job with 3 touchdowns in the 4th quarter!! The Tigers will be for
Formidable in the playoffs this year!!
Holland Hall 31 at Inola 23
The Holland Hall parents were upset that they could not find a gym with Pilates or a restaurant with gluten-free food in Inola!! In a last-minute emergency move by the Dutch Booster Club, orange slice bags with gluten-free turkey wraps and canned drinks were supplied on the team bus!! The Parents of the Dutch cried tears of relief to find proper treats for themselves and their young Dutch football players in Inola!!
YUCK!
Gag me with a Smurf!
Jenks 46 at Southmore 6
The Trojans are back and after a zero and two, starting to look Gold Ball-worthy again!!
Owasso 51 at Edmond Memorial 6
D Coordinator Graham is again being courted for numerous head coaching jobs throughout the Midwest!!
Power list for Coach Graham's
next job!!
-Pittsburgh State— Head Coach
-Pittsburgh Steelers - DC
-1st grade Indian Nations Owasso Red- With Future Grahams- HC and play counter
-Dallas Cowboys - play counter
HC 2025
Tonkawa 34 Hominy 31
The Battle for Class A Dominance!! Cousin Kelly and Uncle Charlie were swamped by requests for their special Pumpkin and Pecan pies!! An overflow crowd of 2,560 fans circled the entire field and EVERYONE requested pies!! Hominy travels for road trips like the Nebraska Cornhuskers!! A small skirmish ensued, not regarding the game, but over the last 4 batches of Cousin Kelley’s pies!! Charlie put some more wood on the fire and cooked another batch of pies!! Great game and both sides left with smiles and pies!!!
Super Team Mom-a-thon
Hominy Moms .888
Tonkawa Moms .867
The Hominy Moms pulled out a huge upset when they won the Powder Puff football contest in triple overtime!! The Buck moms were coached by NFL superstar Zaven Collins from TU!! A number of Tonkawa moms thought the Buck moms were using speed to make them run faster and jump higher but this was never proven!! Everyone hugged and both school moms were besties, For Life!
Hominy Diner if the Week:
JJ Grill
118 West Main Street, Hominy
The entire Tulsa University football team ate for free at the diner for two years causing huge cash flow problems at which time this was ceased and JJs was profitable again!! Only Zaven and his mom could eat for free!!
Union 52 at Edmond Sante Fe 12
The Union Redhawks played their cheerleader's powder puff squad in the second half and actually scored a touchdown!
B in T Pro Picks
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Chiefs 38 Chargers 28
The Chiefy Wiefeys are on their way to another Super Bowl only to be massacred by the Space Jam team from Mars!! My prognostications are never wrong and would put all of my Crypto coinage on the cartoon characters from Mars!!
Okay…………back to the game: if Kelce slept with Taylor the previous week KC by 9; if she did not by 10, the difference is left up to your sick imagination!!
Raiders 27 at Bills 21
Josh ya better sign that multi-year deal soon, before your O line get your arse hurt!!
Buccaneers 34 Falcons 21
The little engine that all the NFL talking heads said could, Baker Mayfield, CAN!! Examble: 19 for 25 for 287 yds and 3 yds!!
Cardinals 28 at Seahawks 27
Tulsa stand Zaven has 3 sacks, 3 pass blocks, and 3 forced fumbles of which 2 were recovered by the Cards!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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