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B in T/TMZ names being volleyed around to replace Michigan State's exiled coach:
Urban Meyer - FoxSports - according to FoxKids lead reporter - Pinky Scooptheif- has stated that Urban will interview today with the Startan brass!!
Lincoln Riley- HC USC - Coach Riley is mentioned for every job this side of Mars University! East Lansing city ordinances do not allow skinny jeans or Lululemon undies to be worn by state employees!! Google it!!!Please!!
Loren Montgomery- HC Bixby - possibly the predecessor for the ‘Bama Saban HC tree, but has said he will take the Michigan State HC job if the money is right!! True that bro!!
Barry Switzer - Currently relaxing in Mathis Brothers Crimson and Cream Electric Recliner, with scotch on the rocks and a Busch Light!! Barry will accept the Spartan position if he does not have to move from his Matthis Brother’s recliner!!
Chris Linder- HC Bixby 1st Grade Blue - waiting for Bixby HC position……Chris is really eyeing the Bixby girl's B-ball position but will take the helm of the Spartan downtrodden Football program if offered!
Bob Stoops - Rolling Rock Tequilla - Northeast guy and would fit in well in East Lansing!
Mark Stoops- Kentucky HC- the hottest Stoops in America!!
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THE BEST HIGH SCHOOL HELMETS!!
Yuma, Arizona have the "Yuma Criminals"!! That one threw me till I realized Yuma had a territorial prison in the 1800s and now has a state prison or maybe the way the football team plays like a Smooth Criminal!!
New Berlin, Illinois have "The Pretzels" OK,- Berlin- Germany- Pretzels...I get it!!
**Note the Pretzel art detail
that goes into each helmet!**
Poca, West Virginia have "The West Virginia Poca Dots"!! Their colors are Red and Grey and their cheerleaders wear Poca Dots!! Yes, their uniform is a bright fuchsia Pink with Half Dolor-sized white Dots and I hear they're good!! Their cheerleaders go to national competitions!!
*Now that brings us to TEXAS: With 110-degree heat almost 2 weeks ago, I didn't know it could get that cold in the Lone Star State but Frost, Texashas "The Polar Bears" fo sho!
and Winters, Texas has "The Blizzards"!! Maybe they're just trying to get free DQ treats!!
But the best is Mesquite, Texas where Mesquite High School is known as "The Skeeters!!
Bryan in Tulsa
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Bobblehead Sports:
Bixby 1st Grade Blue 18 -
Claremore Sequoyah Blue 1st Grade 0
Pictured below Coaching staff:
*Tall gentleman in the middle is head Coach Chris, calls O plays and threatens players with no team treats for bad plays!!
*Not tall gentleman on the left is the Getback coach (keeps HC Chris off the field) and also special teams coach
*Second Gentleman from left is the Defensive coach and play counter!!
*the dude with a green shirt is a portal transfer coach from Bixby Green?!?!
*Not Pictured- team GM, snack manager, parent volunteer organizer and postseason party organizer - Jessica, wife of HC Chris!!
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Halloween Barbie Nightmare on B in T Elm Street!! FIVE B in T Grand Daughters from ages 2 to 7 dressed as Barbie for HALLOWEEN 🎃?!?!?!?!🎃WTF!!!
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B in T Rants:
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B in T Haunted Houses vs. TU, OU, OSU and Arkansas Football 2023 Records!
TULSA HURRICANE
*Haunting/Football rating-
5 Ghosts 👻👻👻👻👻
Tulsa- 2 Wins 3 Losses - Hex House: Tulsa has a solid start to the Halloween season but things could get bloodier! The HexHouse is Tulsa's only extreme haunted attraction (not intended for children)!! HexHouse is an intense multi-element, walk-through haunted attraction themed around a dark chapter in Tulsa's haunted past!!
The real original Hex House where two young women were kept at 10 East 21st is currently the Akbar Temple parking lot!! True Story!!
OKLAHOMA SOONERS
*Haunting/football rating:
8 Ghosts 👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻
Oklahoma 5 Wins 0 Losses McKarney Manor, Tennessee
The 2023 McKarney Manor in an in-disclosed area in Tennessee may be the most horror-filled haunted house ever created!! There is a 40-page disclosure regarding the haunted Manor in Tennessee and must be signed in real blood!!l The Sooners could be SCARRY GOOD!!
McKarney Manor
OKLAHOMA STATE COWBOYS
*Haunting/football rating:
5.5 Ghosts 👻👻👻👻👻1/2
Oklahoma State 4 Wins 1 Loss
The Castle of Muskogee, has little cute spooky houses for the little kids, all the way up the blood and guts for 21 and older bloodsuckers will scare 🙀the beJesus out of ya!! Just like the Oklahoma State Cowboys offense!! B in T has visited the 45-minute drive to Muskogee for fireworks or haunted houses many times!!
Castle of Muskogee
ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS
Haunting/football rating:
4 Ghosts 👻👻👻👻
Arkansas - 3 Wins 2 Losses
Crescent Hotel, Eureka Springs, Arkansas
I have attended this hotel 3 times and have talked to many ghosts but none like the ghost of Gastron who haunts the third-floor room 322 and will make the bed shake if you do not tip the help!! The simple fact that I talk to the Crescent Hotel ghosts is not uncommon!! I talk with ghosts everywhere after Jami’s special brownies!!
B in T College Football Picks:
Friday Night College Football:
Oklahoma State 26 Kansas State 24
The offensive ingenuity of these teams brings back memories of OSU’s Jim Stanley and Kansas State’s Bill Snider!! Fullback counter left and fullback counter right, then third down down TE waggle play for 4 yards, punt!! A small upset as OSU QB Bowman passes for 289 yards and two TDs!! The K State offense was in trouble when their newly designated, small Deuce Vaughn-type running back - Shorty Magruder (5’1” 121 lbs) was injured when his own offensive lineman stepped on him!! True shat!
Super Kstate fan Colin with nephew, Shorty on left, prior to injury!
Illinois 31 Nebraska 23
Nebraska’s winged T offense has a number of coaches wondering about coach Ruhle at Nebraska!! His offenses can be unique!! The Illini are now considered a BIG 10 team finally, with huge linemen and 4 tight end alignments!! Impressive and dominating!! Nebraska is not there yet!! Give Coach Ruhle time!!
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Week 7 - Sooner Guest Getback Coach -
Texas Silver Spurs with Bevo
Which is a tuffer Getback Coach - Venables or Bevo???
Oklahoma 38 Texas 35
New Southeastern Conference Name for America's Best Rivalry:
-Wed Wiver Wivalry
-SEC Two New Babies Rivalry
-The House that God Built
Rivalry
-BEVO vs. The House on the Prairie Rivalry
-SEC Whipping Post Team's Rivalry
*None of these new names were chosen, so they went right back to Red River Rivalry!!!
After last year’s 49-to-nothing arse whippin‘ by Texas, I was forced by my Longhorn friends Sam and Derek to use Sooner toilet paper all year!! This year the hyped-up Longhorns will allow the Dillon Gabriel-led Sooners to dominate the second half!! Gabriel threw for 356 yards and 3 TDs and RB Gavin Sawchuck had 118 yards and 1 TD!!
2022 Quinn Ewers
2022 Quinn’s Uncle Tiger
2023 New Quinn Ewers on the right!
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Arkansas 41 Ole Miss 31
Ole Miss coach Lane Kiffin was delayed at last week's Ole Miss coaches show when his makeup artist and Lane had a small skirmish just prior to the show!! Sick!! We must stay away from the new soap opera ‘Days of Our Lane’ and concentrate on football: per hog Head coach Pittman!!! The Razorback D again sucked it up with 2 goal-line stands in the 4th quarter!!
Tulsa 36 at FAU 28
Chapman Live Concert Series Schedule
Sept. 28 King Cabbage-Oklahoma’s only New Orleans brass band!!
Oct. 19 The Eli Young Band- super country western band!!
Nov. 4 Swae Lee- super tunes with Post Malone!!
Nov. 18 Trett Charles- local country western stud
A number of TU boosters went to the trendy deluxe bar and disco called Tap 42 where John Travolta once showed off his dance moves almost 50 years ago!! This is Boca Rutan, Florida's Best Bar and Grill!! A number of us in the Tulsa B in T party bus, partied to the wee hours of the evening!! And around 9:30 we all decided to close down the celebration to the Shoneys in Boca Raton where we had coffee and all u can eat blueberry pancakes!! Lots of great memories as the TU offensive line wore down the Florida Atlantic team and finished with a huge road win!
Tulsa RB Jordan Ford ran over the Owls for 145 yards and 2 TDs!!
Alabama 28 at Texas A&M 24
The Tide rolled over the Aggies thanks to a bad call by the back judge even after the review camera missed the call too!! A number of A&M alums from the Woodlands had a secret meeting regarding the fate of Jimbo in a secret mansion with gargoyles!!
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Above is the Woodlands, Texas haunted mansion where
people with Joker masks meet to determine when Jimbo is canned!! 🎃🎃🎃🎃
USC 52 Arizona State 32
Southern Cals defense was at it's best against AZ State, holding the Wildcats to 499 yards total offense!! This was the first time since So Cal defensive coordinator Grinch snuck over to the DARK SIDE (aka not OU) he had held the opponent to under 500 yards total offense!
Notre Dame 38 at Louisville 24
Any team associated with a Redbird or a Cardinal in the year 2023 should not be wagered favorably!
TCU 31 at Iowa State 30
The Clones may not be the best gamblers but their NIL deals
are the greatest ever:
The Iowa Pork Producers Association have signed Iowa State football players Myles Purchase, Tyler Moore, Tommy Hamann and Caleb Bacon!!
Purchase Moore Hamann & Bacon!
I seem to always pick the Clones in the close games so I am reversing my mojo of 10 wrong picks in a row! Go Horny Toads!! Sorry Clone Nation!!
B in T High School Picks:
Pumpkin Man was spotted at Los Cabos Riverfront!!
A Halloween band called ‘My So-Called Band’ was playing at the outdoor venue at Los Cabos!! Songs like ‘Monster Mash’, the theme from ‘Halloween’, and ‘She’s a Super Freak’ was bellowing out as the Pumpkin Man arrived in a canoe from the Arkansas River!!
Green-seeded brownies were distributed along with half-price Margis making the Cabos the place to be this Halloween weekend!!
Bishop Kelley 31 at Edison 22
The Comets soared past the Eagles!!
Top B in T Football Moms Contest:
Edison Moms .9871
BK Moms .9869
The moms of these two teams are top-notch, superathletes and hot!! But the final determination of the top high school moms from midtown Tulsa -was a Moms Scholastic Bowl!! Which was won by the Eagle Moms after a three-week cram session regarding football!!
Mom and Pop Diner - Ricardos Mexican Cantina, 5629 E. 41st Tulsa, OK and smack dab in the middle of the high school locations of Edison and Bishop Kelley!! This locally owned diner in mid-town Tulsa has been around since my grown up kids were toddlers!! No shat!! There is a special room in the back part of Ricardos the size of 2 phone booths! Enclosed with no windows, wall art from the 70s, and a door that hits the long table every time our waitress brings more chips and salsa!! Usually B in T has, 4 adults, 3 youths, and 4 high chairs pack THE BACK ROOM AT RICARDOS!! My family and one other family (yes we now have grandkids that have visited THE BACK ROOM AT RICARDO’S) would be extremely loud and obnoxious while throwing chips and salsa against the walls!! The good thing about the back room at Ricardo's was no one could hear the pandemonium in THE BACK ROOM AT RICARDO’S!! Great food and service, in fact, we may go there this weekend!!
Bixby 62 Enid 20
The Spartans sent the Plainsmen back to Sparta!!
Alva 35 at Blackwell 13
The Goldbugs of Alva out-marooned the Maroons of Blackwell!!
BTW 41 at Talequah 31
The Hornets stung the Tigers of Tahlequah!!
Broken Arrow 48 at Westmore 24
The Tigers maimed the Jaguars!!
Kiefer 42 at Okmulgee 20
The o-line is anchored
by 6’1 245 lb junior tackle Kendall Lang, grandson of Center friend of B in T!! A Nice NIL deal secured by Kendall and his grandmother/agent, Sheri, with locally owned Sunrise Cafe breakfast spot!! The details are somewhat vague, but it is believed to be 25 pancakes for every pancake block the young man makes through the 2025 season!! Plus an extra 15 pancakes for his agent grandma, Sheri!!
Carl Albert 52 Southeast 18
The Titans smacked the Spartans again!!
Cascia Hall 34 at Jay 21
The Cascia Comandos buried the Bulldogs!!
Deer Creek 31 Choctaw 27
The Antlers eeked past the Bluejackets!!
Collinsville 49 Hale 6
Cardinals swallowed the Rangers!!
Jenks 21 at Norman North 20
The Trojans barely beat the Timberwolves!!
Owasso 38 at Edmond North 27
The Rams conquer the Huskies!!
Tonkawa 103 Oklahoma Union High School 3
The Buccaneers beat the snot out of the Cougars!
Union 48 Norman 19
The Redhawks swoop down and capture the Tiger cub?!?!
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B in T Pro Picks
Chiefs 27 at Vikings 21
KC TE Kelce or Wayne Newton is with superstar Taylor Swift?
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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