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Good Parents Wear Mediator Hats!!
My three middle-aged granddaughters met in OKC for a toddler's day out last weekend! The term ‘sharing’ is used only when convenient or when an adult puts cookies, ice cream and cupcakes in mass quantities in plain sight! The three Amigas only agreed on one thing: “Encantos” the movie by Disney, was the best ever!! But a major point of contention occurred when the three went into the pretend kitchen area to pretend cook in the Little Tikes kitchen!! The mothers of these girls are very headstrong, especially in their corporate jobs and even more in the kitchen!! Numerous disagreements broke into minor skirmishes and eventually flying plastic mashed potatoes and fruit!! After some mother intervention, the three rugrats agreed on plastic cupcakes!! Thus, the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree!! The moral of this story is when 3 toddlers are involved in a day out make sure to bring your toddler mediator hat!!
B in T Notes:
A Trio of Stars will Host the Oscars in 2022!!
B in T Host Projections:
- Trump, Biden, and Pelosi - Political/Horror Movie theme!
- Prince, Michael Jackson, and Bing Crosby - Superimposing Cinematography theme!
- Spiderman, Wolverine, and Hulk - Superhero theme!
- Putin, Hannibal Lector, and Freddie Kruger - Bad boy theme
- Joe Namath, Nick Saban, and Bear Bryant - Alabama theme
2021 Tulsa Throwback Unis Make NCAA Final Top 10!!
Fashion Hits Sooner Football Pregame per Venables!!
Brent Venables is going to bring a new tradition to Oklahoma! Jalen Hurts has been hired as a suit consultant in the off-season!!
Every player, coach, team manager, ball boy, sidline press pass dude, and Sooner Learfield radio team, with Oklahoma, will have a tailored Armani suit to wear!! Sooner sponsor Yale Cleaners will clean the suits for the NIL rights to each player's likeness! True story!
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Jami AKA Mrs. B in T says that if I do not lay off the Mexican food and chips, I will look like this fella pictured below!!
B in T Loves Him Some Coach Lovie!!
B in T is extremely pumped that Super Tulsa Alumni Lovie Smith is getting another crack at an NFL head coaching job with the Houston Texans!! Did anyone know Lovie had a Billie Preston afro and was a mean ass linebacker for the Golden Hurricane! Lovie was a former Buccaneers and Bears head coach, AND Tulsa athletics hall of fame!! Go Houston Texans!!
Tulsa’s Cains Ballroom and Chad Rodgers is a Fimalist for ACM Award!!
B in T 5 finalist for Tulsa Club of the Year is:
Cain's Ballroom
Lipstick Cabaret
The Buccaneer
The Colony
Dusty Dog
New ðĪŠ: B in T Tidbits:
-Deshaun Watson to the Buccaneers!?
-Thunder to draft Lebron’s, son and Lebron will become the Thunder player/coach!
-The St. Louis Cardinals trade Arenado to the Cubs for their entire farm system!!
-The Superbowl TV ratings for the hip hop halftime show surpassed the last episode of MASH!!
-Drew Brees is a Hall of Fame QB but seems squirrely as a game announcer!
-The only thing the MLB players and owners agree on after 5 meetings is the Mexican food for lunch contract!! An addendum to the contract was introduced for no refried beans!!
-Former OU QB Caleb Williams blew his ACL while surfing and will miss 2022 and half of 2023. Southern Cal coach Lincoln Riley explained to the team that they may NOT surf during off season!
Nice call, captain obvious!!
B in T College Basketball Picks:
Arkansas 75 at Tennessee 71
The Razorbacks feel confident of a possible NCAA bid! Coach Musselman has often felt he is often the guy trying to get into the huddle with a bunch of tall dudes because he is not too tall!
Texas Tech 65 at Oklahoma State 63 The Red Raiders coach’s name escapes me but he is good!! Thank you for the talent coach Beard!!
Oklahoma 67 at Kansas State 66
Must win for the Sooner NCAA hopes!
Tulsa 70 UCF 66
Tulsa will rap up 10th place AND a place in the conference tournament with this nugget!
ORU Summit League Quarterfinals
ORU 76 Western Illinois 72
ORU Playing Western Illinois in Fargo, North Dakota is like sending Donald Trump to a woman's rights protests in Antarctica! Think about it, wait...................ok now you get it! ORU must win this tourney, to get an NCAA bid!! NIT may take them if they make the Championship game, and Max Ambas would be fun to watch at Madison Square Garden!
Have a great sports week!!
Bryan in Tulsa
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