Bryan in Tulsa
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Hot Wheels Mania with Gustavo!
Out of 7 grandkids, 6 are girls, so when Papa B in T has his main man Gus over to babysit party he brings the 200 Hot Wheels and 200 feet of Hot Wheels track and a 32oz bag of Peanut M&Ms!! After setting up a few Hot Wheels tracks with loops and boosters we have become dangerous!! Gus and I have found Hot Wheels track and car demonstrations on YouTube by super nerd engineers!
After 4 hours of Hot Wheels track maintenance with Gus and using loops to slow down and chargers to speed up the car, Papi B in T collapsed into a Hat Wheels track coma!!
B in T Sports Notes:
Is Garapalo or Namath Sexier:
(in their era)
2021 49ers QB Garapollo and adult movie star Kiria Mia
Farrah Faucet and Broadway Joe Namath 1973
Metro-sexual Cyclone - B in T’s adopted son from Clone Nation!!
Aaron Rogers look!
B in T Top Big 12 QBs in 2022:
- Spencer Sanders - OSU - his to lose because of vast ability experience! Decision-making is the key for the other Spencer!!
- Adrian Hernandez - Kansas State - backup QB at Nebraska to Tommy Frazier!
- Dillon Gabriel - OU - transfer from UCF with great numbers, can he handle the Big 12 Ds?
- Gerry Bohanon - Baylor - this dude is a winner, average talent but a winner!
- Max Duggan - TCU - good tools but new coach
- Quinn Ewers - Texas - surrounded by absurd talent, let’s see if Quinn can be coached!
- Hunter Dekker - Iowa State - New stud from West Sioux High School in Iowa, is 6’3” 230 lbs of smash face QB with an arm! Kevin Highland has some eligibility but pulled a hamstring chasing grandchildren!! True shat! Google it!!
- Jalen Daniels - Kansas - Kansas can't be last in all the preseason polls! Ok arm, minimal experience, but a gifted athlete!
- Donovan Smith - Texas Tech - He is no Columbo but a great athlete with below average arm!
- Nicco Marcial - West Virginia - I like the name Goose Crowder who will be battling Nicco but Nicco is quicko!
Matt the Frat!
Matt Stafford goes home after some beverages to celebrate the Super Bowl victory and heads straight to the pool! Matt was known to party at the Lambda Chi Alpha House at Georgia!!
B in T Tidbit
- When baseball’s rich get richer negotiations are done, the St. Louis Cardinals will have rookies Lars Nootbar, Edwin Nunez, Nolan Gorman or crafty old slugger and fan-favorite Abert Pujols playing the Designated Hitter slot!!
- In the mid-70s these three wandered the Skelly Astro turf and the Harwell fields of TU. Ray Rhoads, Lovie Smith, and Drew Pearson later became head coaches and Hall of Famers in the NFL!! Proud alum!
- TU Football Homecoming will be against the mean SMU Ponies and their obnoxious fans who picked on us old farts when we road trip to Dallas each yearg!! Watch out for flying empty plastic bottles from us this year!! We teach those yuppy sweater vests how we party in Tulsa!!
- I watched more Olympics this year with Mrs. B in T than in many years!! Loved the curling, mono bobsledding, alpine jump skiing, hockey, snow bunny shooting, and the Russian drug-testing espionage events the most!!
- The OKC Thunder has like 50 million in effing CAP SPACE! No other effing NBA team is effing close!! Maybe we can use some of that CAP SPACE money so we don't effing suck so much next year!!
Arizona State Sundevils football Needs consistency!
Stud QB Jayden Daniels just entered the transfer portal as Sundevil nation is perplexed and asking for coach Herm Edwards head!! Arizona State has gone 🙀 from screaming Tasmanian Devil Todd Graham to let's ‘meet and hold hands and discuss’ Herm!! Ex QB Daniels left grenades with coach Herm stating that he was to get the program back on top and has done nothing!! So transfer portal here I go!! Sundevil loyalists would like for coach Herm to enter the coaches portal!! Urban Meyer next??
NCAA College Basketball Picks:
NCAA Conference Tournament
Picks:
Oklahoma 68 Baylor 67
Upset Special #1***********
Baylor has more height, length, talent, AND a former coach that covered up murder charges for a player!! But OU has the ‘beard’ and his brother ‘carrot top’ (Tanner and Jacob Groves) who are very accustomed to tournament play!!
Jalen Hill goes for 20 points and 7 boards as scoring from an unexpected weapon help the Sooners pull the upset!!
Iowa State 78 Texas Tech 74
Upset Special #2
The Clone fans have been known to travel well for their bball and football teams but nothing like this game!! With this game not starting until 8:52 PM, the Clone fans were able to buy 9,000 tickets and outnumber the Red Raider fans T-Mobile arena fans 5 to 1!! Iowa State shot 22 -25 from the free-throw line and Tech shot 3-7!! Home court advantage can sway the refs!! Hehehe!!
Tulsa 58 Wichita State 55
Jeremiah Horne score 24 of the Golden Hurricanes' 58 points and single-handedly keeps the teams season alive!!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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