Bryan in Tulsa
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Bobblehead Sports:
Ricky Bobby getting mugged for Halloween Marshmallow Treats before the OPEN sign was on for trick or treaters‼️
Impatient little fart-blossoms!
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B in T notes:
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🏈Very funny banter between Eli Manning and Baker Mayfield on MNF‼️
Eli: At what point in the week do you practice your scrambling?
Baker: I tried one time in Fayetteville, Arkansas and it didn't go too well. Wound up getting arrested!
Hahahaha!
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B in T College Football Picks:
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Texas 38 Arkansas 31
Texas QB Arch Manning finally has more TD passes than interceptions in a game! Arch is Currently 17th in Heisman projections, behind freshman Zhari Shankster, kicker from Boise State! I have the Shankster family home phone if you doubt my staff research!
Game notes: Arch was 23 of 29 for 278 yds, 3 TDs, and 1 pic!
Side note: Texas mascot Bevo unloaded a full poop bag (Gucci poop bag in fact) on Texas super fan Matthew Macaunachy’s ostridge skin boots and orange suit! Texas female fans cried and Razorback fans cried laughing‼️Only in Texas!
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UCF 42 Ok State 28
Cowboys Senior QB Sam Jackson V (distant cousin of Samuel L. Jackson IV) moved from the wide receiver to QB and gave the Pokes a spark!
The Cowboys are rumored to be chasing after Bill Billichek, HC North Carolina and his significant other Heidi Klum, all the way to Loren Montgomery Bixby, Ok Head Coach‼️
Game notes:
Sam V, not to be confused with horror movie Saw V, was 10 for 22, 122 yds passing and 10 rushes for 80 yards and 2 TDs!
Oklahoma 28 Mizzou 16
The Tiger cats are for real but the Sooners are on a proverbial roll! Freshman OU running back Tory Blaylock's and Xavier Robinson's mere existence has saved Sooner RB coach DeMarco Murray's arse! Blaylock and Robinson’s have had another 100 yard performace the Sooners running back room will not know what to do! Have a party!! (Robinson 118 yds on 13,carries and 1 TD, and Blaylock 8 carries and 64 yards and 1 TD, and best of all NO FUMBLES‼️ A great result against Mizzou and their overrated and undersized coach!
A number of Mizzou fans were arrested by OU Security S.W.A.T. when they tried to kidnap Boomer (on the
left) of the Boomer/Sooner tandem pulling the Sooner Schooner! OU SWAT caught the Mizzou culprits trying to put Boomer in a Mizzou horse trailer and leave the stadium parking lot! After a 10-minute chase by Mounted OU SWAT the Mizzou scoundrels were caught and locked up in the Stadium Jail‼️
Very true story‼️ I promise‼️
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Tulsa 35 at Arny 34
The Hurricane on the road to Mitchi’ Stadium is an outdoor football stadium on the campus of the U.S. Military Academy in West Point, New York’ The home field for the Army Black Knights, it opened 101 years ago in 1924 and has a seating capacity of 30,000 for the 2024 and 2025 seasons! The Golden Hurricane and the Black Knights will battle for that 12th-place spot in the powerful American Athletic Conference‼️ Army has a 68.67 % chance of making a bowl and Tulsa has a -1.23% chance of making a bowl!
Game notes:
Tulsa stud TE Brody Foley 6’7” 260lbs caught 5 passes for 136 yds and 1 TD! TU QB Hayes was 18-27, 249 yds and 3 tds and 1 pic!
Ohio State 45 Rutgers 14
The Eyes of Buck have become the elite team of college football! Talent oozes out of their football pours like honey from a bee's butt! Graffic statement but true!
The Rutgers Knights are known for their girls basketball and ping pong!
Not Football‼️
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Rutgers Girls 🏀 is amazing‼️
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Oregon 42 USC 21
USC Coach Riley was booed by a number of USC fans after losing to the Nike Ducks! He was not booed because his team lost but because his metrosexual Gucci belt did no match his shoes! A horrible clothing snafu for a usually dapper head coach! This could be his last year in the city of angels!
Utah 31 Kansas St 27
Well I know what a wildcat or in this case a K-State Mildcat is l, but I have asked my B in T researchers to give me some answers to what is a Ute?! Well a Ute is a member of an Indigenous people of North America living mainly in Colorado, Utah, and New Mexico!
This group would read other tribes smoke signals and know how to defend their tribes against a possible attack! Thus the Utah Utes defensive coordinators have passed these native learnings to the football fields and are number one in the nation in sign stealing‼️ True that‼️
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Nebraska 34 at Penn State 21
Penn State is a lost soul without former coach Franklin! The Cornshucker Trustees and Athletic Director were seen having dinner with former Penn State coach James Franklin at a Western Sizzler in Happy Valley! This in anticipation that State will take Ruhle to the Happy land!! The thinking of the TMZ Sports folks is Penn State and Nebraska will simply trade coaches! No Shat‼️ Franklin to Nebraska and Matt Ruhle to Penn State‼️
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Illinois 35 at Wisconsin 27
Wisconsin would be a 2-point dog to Jenks! Badger Coach Fickell is getting his resume in order and has his house listed on Madison Luxury Homes for sale- Redfin.
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Iowa State 24 Kansas 21
The Clones at home in November is a lock‼️
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Texas A&M 69 Samford (not Stanford) 0
Game notes:
Why play this game now???
Texas A&M Aggies are in the Final Four!!
Basketball or football?
OR BOTH AS PREDICTED BY B IN T‼️
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Notre Dame 45 Syracuse 13
Notre Dame is streaking at the right time! The Irish name alone can get it in the final 12! The Irish QB Carr could poop out green shamrocks ☘️ on national TV and still go to New York as a Heisman finalist‼️ Everyone loves the Irish!
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B in T NCAA 🏀Scores‼️
B in T High School Picks:
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Union 41 at Bigsby 40
The entire sports world was astonished by the Union Tulsa upset over THE number one in the world Bigsby Spartans‼️ESPN, TMZ Sports and ESPN Boccia all went Live to talk with the Union HC Antonio Graham! Coach Graham used the following trick play for two Redhawks touchdowns!!!
(According to Wikipedia and TMZ, the play was used twice, the second time after a Union offensive player told a Spartan defender da play was coming AGAIN)
🏈Wikipedia
The Statue of Liberty Play
The Statue of Liberty is the granddaddy of trick football plays. It dates all the way to the 1800s. The play can be used out of several football formations. The basic premise is a play that appears to be a pass ends up as a run. The quarterback goes back to pass, and as he brings his arm backward, a running back sneaks up behind him, snatches the ball out of his hand, and takes off. The play gets its name from the quarterback’s freezing for a moment during his delivery, as if he were a statue. Perhaps the most famous recent use of this play came in the 2007 Fiesta Bowl, when Boise State used it for a two-point conversion that won the game in overtime. The play allows the opportunity for variations; in Boise State’s case, the quarterback pretended to throw with one hand while handing the ball off with the other!! AGAINST OUR OKLAHOMA SOONERS‼️‼️‼️
The cunning greatness is oozing from the Redhawks' coaching staff and players‼️
Broken Arrow 26 Mustang 21
Mustang claims to be the Jenks of Oklahoma City!! Let me pause and think about dat
NAWWWWWWWWWWW‼️
BA is back‼️
Owasso 47 Yukon 14
Coach Blankenship has been around for years and he knows everyone in the Tulsa area. He knows all the Owasso Refs names, wife, kids and even grandkids' names! He is a suck-up, WATCH HIM 👀
Jenks 56 Edmond Memorial 0
Jenks is amazing and should be the number 2 nationally ranked team in the MaxPreps top million high schools‼️
I digress, Jenks has Edmond
Memorial for a semi-final appetizer‼️
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Choctaw 28 at Sapulpa 27
B in T Upset Special‼️‼️
If you guess the exact score I will send a case of Jack Squat! Sorry, economy shat, I blame it on Trumper and Kamala! Choctaw ball control offense had the ball ten minutes longer and kept the ball 🏈 away from the Cheiftans offense‼️
Sand Springs 34 Piedmont 23
The Sandites are simply ‘folks that live in Sand Springs’ according to my Wikipedia staff! Piedmont is trying to be the next Clarenore of the West‼️The Sandites pull away at the end!
Carl Albert 48 McAlester 27
Carl Albert has dominated 5A since Ron Reagan played a cowboy called Howdy Doody on the Magnovox TV‼️
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Lincoln Christian 42 Kingfisher 17
Lincoln Christian thought Kingfisher was a was an outdoor grill company! They found out they could play some ball‼️
Sulphur 38 Holland Hall 31
Sulphur football boys are men, Holland Hall football boys are wanna be men with braces! Hahahaha! HH QB is a stud‼️
Cascia Hall 26 Perkins Tryon 16
Cascia Hall patrons think that Perkins-Tryon is another injury law firm in Tulsa‼️ Hahahahaha!
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Tonkawa 42 Minco 12
The Bucs figured out that Minco was not a Persian Cat and walloped the the snot out of the Bulldogs‼️
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Texans 24 Bills 21
The Texans are headed for 3rd in a 4-team division, unless they beat the Bills, the Cowboys and the Chiefs over the next few weeks! And possibly 4th if CJ doesn't come around and put up some Madden numbers!
Chiefs 36 Colts 28
A number of Chief players were not happy with the post-game food prepared by the Chief Chef's staff which included Kale, tofu, deer meat and other healthy items that were recommended by certain factions of Swifty girls‼️ All but deer meat have been banished from further post-game meals at home games in the future!
Chief linemen's responses were disgusting and yuck🤮‼️
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Cowboys 38 Eagles 31
Must win for the Cowgirls! Owner Jerry Jones was accidentally locked in his personal suite bathroom for the entire game‼️They won, imagine that!
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Bears 27 Steelers 20
Old man Aaron Rodgers continues to impress but his traveling personal trainer and masseuse forgot to take his Deep Heat cream to Chicago and the new cream did not kick in till the 4th quarter! The Vegas line was all effed up with this bit of late info!
Cardinals 24 Jaguars 21
Jaguars QB Trevor Lawrence has his team close to a wild-card bid while Kyler Murray has his team in position to be a wild-card card spoiler! Very boring! Go Zaven! Save the season please!
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Rams 30 Buccaneers 27
The Bucs' wide receiver room is a MASH unit gone bad and worser! Somehow Baker Mayfield still has them in a possible playoff position! Rookie Egbuka, and Evans are out!
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Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa!
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