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My youngest grand, Monty, is training to be a laptop tight rope walker‼️
Also Monty does not believe in wearing clothes till he is 4 yrs old! Just diapers, and I personally don't blame him!
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B in T notes:
🏈Oklahoma State Coaching Search Day 14:
*Loren Montgomery, Bigsby HS- went to Ok State three semesters!
*Lane Kiffin and his dog Juice, no Juice, no deal Ole Miss
*Ben Arbuckle- OU’s 30-year-old phenom offensive coordinator is very high on OSU’s list! Must wait till the season is over or till OU starts losing and the whole Sooner staff is fired, just sayin’!
🏈Really Cool Shat‼️‼️‼️
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Baker Mayfield - Bucs
Kyler Murray - Cardinals
Jalen Hurts - Eagles
Dillon Gabriel - Browns
Caleb Williams - Bears
Spencer Rattler - Saints
B in T College Football Picks:
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Tennessee 38 Arkansas 28
Razorback QB Taylon Green is single-handedly putting his team and coach Bobby Petrino on his long-ass back and making them relevant in THE SEC‼️ But not today pumpkin pie breath‼️
Talon Green was responsible for 3 TDs (2 passing and 1 rushing), 245 yds passing, 101 yards rushing, 0 turnovers and 0 fans leaving early as the hogs 7’7” Yugoslavian basketball player, Snoukag Dueseldorfer, blocked the Volunteer field goal attempt with his groin! Google it!
Oklahoma State 35 Houston 27
The Pistol Pete and the Cougars joined up the outcome would be similar to the picture below:
Just sayin’…………….
Game notes:
Kalib Hicks ran over the very average Cougar defense for 135 yards on 18 carries, 2 TDs, and 3 passes caught for 65 yds! The Cowboys have already trippled their 2024 numbers of conference wins‼️
Interesting Cougar Mascot notes:
The University of Houston does not currently use a live cougar for its football games; the tradition was discontinued after the death of Shasta V in 1989, though a live mascot, Shasta VI, was later introduced and then passed away in 2022, leading to the current practice of costumed student mascots named Shasta and Sasha and a permanent resident cougar, Shasta VII, at the Houston Zoo‼️
Oklahoma 36 Texas 31
Red River Rivalry SEC Style!
B in T has identified 3 spots where he threw up in the Texas State Fair prior, during or after OU/Texas‼️
1 Big Tex Left Boot Toe🤮
2 Texas Longhorn Locker Room, 3rd stall will never be the same🤮
3 Texas QBs Major Aplewhites' moms stadium seat, very nasty 🤮
OU-Texas gameday notes: Fletcher Corn Dogs are the best in the world and B in T is having a good buddy bring me back 10 or so cases for Christmas Presents‼️Also, they make awesome Chistmas tree ornaments! No Shat‼️
More game notes:
OU QB John Mateer is in the top 2 of the race for the Heisman! This nationally televised game went to the wire with a Mateer pass to former LB turned TE Jaren Kanak for a 7-yard touchdown pass with 37 seconds remaining in the 4th quarter! Mateer’s final numbers were very Heisman-like with 378 yards, 3 TDs, and completing 25 for 32 and 1 interception‼️
Ohio State 34 at Illinois 27
I have been sayin’ that Buckeye QB Julian Sayin is the greatest since his name was put on the B in T vernacular of sports slang at the beginning of my 2025 writings! Whew, just sayin’ dat has given me a headache! On to game notes:
Illini QB Luke Altmeyer is a stud in is own right, but his name is pretty bland and Midwestern compared to QB Sayin for The Ohio State Buckeyes, I'm just sayin, ‼️Luke tossed 22 for 37 for 264 yds, 2 TDs and 1 pic, while Sayin tossed 20 for 29, 330 yards, 3 TDs, 1 pic and signed a new NIL deal with Ford Dealers of Ohio worth millions!
“Buy a Ford! Just Sayin’ Julian Sayin is sayin the Ohio Ford Dealers want you to buy a Ford”‼️
Texas A&M 27 Florida 20
Playing at Kyle Field in College Station with thousands of Gigem Aggies Thumbs in your face can be intimidating if you are a visiting team like the Gators this weekend!
The Texas A&M "Gig \'em, Aggies!" hand sign and phrase originated at a 1930 yell practice before a game against the TCU Horned Frogs, when alumnus P.L. "Pinkie" Downs improvised the expression, referencing frog hunting, and formed a fist with his thumb extended upwards for emphasis. The hand gesture, made with a clenched fist and thumb pointing straight up, became the first hand sign in the Southwest Conference and the new middle finger Gigem currently used in THE SEC!
🖕🖕🖕‼️ True shat brah‼️
Game Notes: The Aggies' combination of QB Marcel Reed to flanker Terry Bussy accounted for 146 yds, 8 of 9 targets, 2 TDs and a reverse for 35 yds on a 3rd and 34‼️
Kansas State 54 TCU 51 Quadruple OT
If KState were at Fort Worth I would pick TCU by the same score but reverse! Two good friends are a HUGE Horny Frog fan and a HUGE Mildcat fan so I must pick my score very cautiously knowing my KState bud lives in Tulsa and I discuss football almost daily! I also see him every Wednesday as he picks me up from my Center nuthouse! My frat bro ‘Z’ lives in another town so I can avoid his ire if I pick the Mildcats over his Horny Frogs‼️Thus KState in quadruple OT‼️
Vs
Iowa State 34 at Colorado 21
The Buffaloes Ralphie is retiring! One of college footballs great traditions will not take place as the season begins. Colorado announced Tuesday that it will not have its live mascot, Ralphie, running down the field before games to get the Folsom Field crowd fired up! That is because their current live buffalo mascot, Ralphie VI (nicknamed Ember), is retiring after four years in the role for the most relatable reason possible: she does not like to run‼️ Ralphie just refuses to lead the team out on the field, and with Coach Prime Time limping and Ralphy not running this ended the live Bison on the field in 2025 till September, 2025‼️🔽
Ralphie VII is the new roided-up pup bull‼️ 🔽
The new Colorado live buffalo mascot is named Ralohie VII who made her debut on September 19, 2025, during the Colorado vs. Wyoming football game. The one-year-old American bison, weighing 700 pounds, was a gift from the Beauprez Family of Eagle's Wing Ranch and is a significant addition to the university's iconic live mascot tradition‼️
Game notes:
The Clones 6th string tight end from Beaverdale, Iowa (Google it!) Condor Schnapps III, caught the winning touchdown with 1:12 left‼️
Iowa 18 at Wisconsin 17
Snow plow was use for the 6th field goal, making Iowa the winner!
Game notes:
Snow and cold‼️
PUMPKIN MAN IS IN TOWN‼️
BTW 35 at BK 34
The Man of Pumpkin was seen handing out non-medicated and possibly some medicated Brownies at the Angelo Prassa field in midtown Tulsa‼️
Recently added Protocols:
*No brownies with green seeds allowed in the student section
*Brownies with green seeds are required in the parent sections for Bishop Kelley and Booker T Washington (free Doritos Ranch munchies with admission ticket)
Game Notes:
The BTW team has some really, really, really large and fast players and Bishop Kelley has some gritty, gritty, gritty and grittier players! The final 1 point difference in this game was perfect for the two football combatants‼️‼️
B in T High School Picks:
Bixby 56 at Edmond North 12
A lot of Edmond North fans left the game early to watch the Season Premiere of 48 Hours ‘What Ever Happened to Dick Clark’? Is he still alive?
Game notes:
Bixby put up 606 yards total offense and the Spartan freshman team suited up for the last 7 minutes of the fourth quarter!
2025 Spartan Freshmen Team
Chisholm 48 Blackwell 0 **called by lightning at halftime
The Longhorns of Chisholm were much too powerful for Blackwell Friday night as the the game was called due to lightning!! Some Chisolm folks insisted that the stadium lights were jiggled and thunder sounds were made over the speakers! Just to let the Longhorns rest for there conference game against OC Millwood! Might be true brah!
Blackwell moms vs Chisolm moms
The highly ranked Blackwell Northeastern Oklahoma Dart Team had 4 moms and they played The Chisolm Lady Darters! The Blackwell team dominated the dart match but a very severe incident occurred when a bad shot by a Chisolm Dart Throwing lady hit a Blackwell dad in the neck! He was Lifeflighted to the Chisolm Obsessions Hospital in Fair condition. Seen below 🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽
The Chisholm diner of the week:
Barnstormers Restaurant
Chisolm - Enid
Once was visited by Barry Switzer (OU) and Mac Brown (Texas) to discuss playing the game home and home!? Or possibly fix up the piece of shat Cotton Bowl Stadium‼️ And guess what, Cotton Bowl gotta a major facelift 1 year later‼️
Cascia Hall 42 at Vinita 16
The Road trip to Vinita with the new state-of-the-art Cascia football team bus was awesome! By the way, tuition at Cascia is now 96,000k a year!
Individual names on team seats‼️‼️ Daaamn bro‼️
The trip to the Vinita McDonald's was DOPE‼️
Game notes: (who cares)
Cascia Defense dominated!
Choctaw 53 Southmore 13
The Choctaw fundraiser plus the 2025 Bond Issue C652370 of $75 million for a new stadium and team buses (similar to the Cascia Hall above) passed 2,232 to 17‼️
Luxury suites are already sold out thanks to the Bluejacket Booster Club! Amazing! A big thanks to the Clark family for organizing the Luxury suites raffle!
Game notes: Again who cares!
Choctaw JV played the whole second half‼️
Jenks 38 Mustang 34
The Jenks Trojans used to be a big deal when they would make the National MaxPrep top 25 which they have as of last week! Congrats Trojans!But the Trojans are to be one-upped by the Bixby Spartans who are NUMBER 1 out of 20,000 (there abouts) high school football teams‼️
Game notes:
Running back Kaydin Jones a Oklahoma State commit, who evidently is still taking offers according to my Twitterer or X account! Example: OU, Ohio State, Alabama, among 25ish other D1 schools, had 161 yards 13 carries, 2TDs and 3 pass catches for 61 yards‼️
Del City 38 at Hale 27
Nathan Hale Sophomore QB Jordan Deroin is Mr Do Everything for the Hale Rangers! Which means he will be transferring to Jenks High in 2026! Hahaha!
Game notes:
Deroin kept it closer than it should have been with 12 for 18 completions, 201 yds, 2 TDs, and 78 yds rushing and 1 TD‼️
Pawhuska 22 at Tonkawa 16
Pawhuska is big with a capital H-U-G-E! Pawhuska’s QB is bigger than Tonkawa’s lineman! No shat!
Game notes:
Tonkawa’s size difference was not as evident when they were on defense! The Bucs can run, with speed! The Defense did represent but Pawhuska was the better team!
Pawhuska Center
Dawg Jones
(Size and team colors are to scale‼️)
Union 41 Norman North 21
The Redmen of Union are young, fast and very young! Did I mention Union is so young! How young are they B in T? They are so young that half of the starting 22 on Offense and Defense cannot DRIVE!
Game notes:
The Union kicker 🔼🔼 is actually 14 years old! He even get child tickets at AMC movies! Coach Graham get some love ❤️ for playing an 8th grade kicker!
B in T Pro Picks:
Cowboys 27 at Panthers 21
The Cowgirls are in the middle of a quagmire of averageness not seen since Jerry Jones did his first oil deal and met his wife all in the same night in Denton, Texas‼️
Game Notes:
The Cowboys' ground game came alive as Jovante Williams carried the ball 16 times for 94 yards, 2 TDs and ate up 18 minutes and 34 seconds for the final two drives to ice the game! No shat for those who don't believe in the power of B in T!
Lions 31 at Chiefs 26
The Chief defensive secondary has more holes in it than Bonnie and Clyde's final auto ride in Oklahoma‼️
Buccaneers 24 49ers 20
Baker is the new poster child for ‘The Little Engine that CAN’ and he does in Tampa‼️
Cardinals 27 at Colts 20
The Arizona Cardinals can take care of buzness as long as their D-FENCE holds opponent DYPG (Defensive Yards Per Game) to a league-leading low of 189.45 DYPG‼️
Bears 21 at Commanders 20
Bears QB Williams had a pedestrian game with 25 for 38, 2 TDs, and 1 pick for 204 yards! The Bears blocked the extra point and ended team record of 326 extra points in a row‼️Thus costing the Commanders/Redskins a game due a kick block!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa!
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