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Bobblehead Sports:
Not Happy Monty Before a Haircut…
Very Happy Monty After Dad Cut His Hair‼️
B in T notes:
🏈Baby Gronk was interviewed at the Tulsa vs Abilene Christian game‼️
Skilled Young Athlete:
Baby Gronk (Madden San Miguel) is known for his impressive catches and football skills for a young player.
Social Media Sensation:
He's gained significant fame on social media platforms, generating media attention and endorsements.
Not a Pro-Level Prospect:
Despite the social media buzz, professional and university-level coaches are not seriously considering him as a top prospect!
Marketing and "Sports Dad" Phenomenon
Father's Influence:
His father, Jake San Miguel, manages his social media and actively promotes his son's football career‼️ Smart Daddio!
🏈Aaron Rodgers hates his new Steeler helmet! Here Rodgers is seen wearing an old Mean Joe Green-designed helmet to make his head fit comfortably!
New excuse to suck AGAIN‼️
🏈I know, I know, its early but just sayin’:
SEC teams that haven't trailed this season:
Mizzou
Florida
Georgia
Oklahoma
Texas A&M
Ole Miss
Tennessee
Mississippi State
Kentucky
Arkansas
Vanderbilt
South Carolina
B in T College Football Picks:
Arkansas 56 Arkansas State 14
Coach Pittman sees this as a trap game and is leery of the talent the Red Wolves have! Are wolves really Red? Not really, this is the closest to red I found through 4 hours of research:
On to the game, the Razorbacks' speedy running back Mike Washington Jr, a transfer from New Mexico State ran for 124 yards on 14 carries, 2 TDs and caught 6 passes for 71 yards and 1 touchdown‼️The newbie has better hands than some of the Arkansas wideouts‼️
Hogs look good this year! Surprise team of the SEC, not OU or LSU and u heard it from Bryan in Tulsa first‼️
Gameday ESPN Michigan vs Oklahoma‼️🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈
Oklahoma 31 Michigan 24
Sooner coach Venables has one of the 🔥hottest 🔥seats in the nation! With a win over Michigan the heat from fans all the way to the trustees will be down to lukewarm‼️ If Coach Venables then follows up with 9-3 or 10-2 he will get a new contract and NIL deals for his wife and kids!
🚁⛵️🛩🛥🏘💰💍🏦💎
The first ever Family Name, Image and Likeness (NIL) deal worth $300 million in value‼️
Mom gets a new Learjet, kids get a Lamborghini Veneno each! No Shat brah!
To the game- Sooner QB Mateer completes 21 of 28 for 285 yards and 3 TDs! New OU RB Jaydn Ott from yuppie land Cal carried 15 times for 107 yards and 1 touchdown! Ott, one of the top overall playmakers returning to college football, produced 3,460 all-purpose yards over the past three seasons, third most among all returning FBS running backs‼️
No cheating found here‼️‼️
Oregon 45 Oklahoma State 34
University of Nike, Swoosh University, or Phil Knight Night School, or whatever the name may be, they have a shat load of MONEY! This 50 million a year of NIL money can buy Phil a lot of college football talent‼️
The Cowboys stayed close most of the game and were within one touchdown and a two-point conversion until a late field goal by the Duckies!
Tulsa 36 at New Mexico State 21
Not a homer pick‼️I repeat-
Not a homer pick…… well may be slightly. The Aggies’s record last year was the same as Tulsa’s record of 3-9. Tulsa made changes to their entire coaching staff, with the exception of Bryan Switzer! New Mexico State is standing pat with their head coach Tony Sanchez for his third year! Tulsa’s combo of QB Kirk Francis to WR Micah Tease was responsible for 8 targets - 7 catches, 129 yds and 2 TDS‼️Familiar mascots- Tulsa faces the OSU Cowboys Pistol Pete in two weeks which is extremely similar to the Aggies Pistol Pete🤪‼️
OSU Cowboys’ Pistol Pete
New Mexico State Aggies’ Pistol Pete!
The Game Sports Bar in Las Cruces was taken over by a mature Golden Hurricane Happy Timer audience!
At the end of the night, 9:30-ish, while paying our tab there was a small squirmish between Aggie and Hurricane fans over the last toothpicks!! All ended well as milder heads split the last toothpick in half and shared it between the two rivals‼️We will see ya all next year in Tulsa for some Tex-Mex, food at Chimis!
Iowa State 22 Iowa 15
No, no, no, the Hawkeyes did not score 5 field goals to reach 15 points, as my always correct prediction indicates above! They revved up the offense this year! Three field goals and a touchdown, but shanked the extra point! God lovem, nothing changes with Iowa football‼️
New tight end transfer Iggy Hornswaggle from Norway Rugby signed a NIL deal for 500k and 30 Mountain goats!
The Clones have more 6’4” to 6’8” wideouts than I have toe fungy!! Good thing they can catch! Hahahahaha‼️
Illinois 28 at Duke 27
Duke makes their football athletes have a 3.5 GPA to play any sport including football‼️Illinois makes their football team carry 3.5 hours of classroom study PLUS a monstrous 2.5 GPA on those 3.5 hours‼️ Illini Nation is enraged!
The Duke kicker, Skippy Greenberg (4.25 GPA) shanked a 27-yard field goal as time expired!
Texas A&M 56 Utah State 27
Utah State new coach Bronco Mendenhall is not really new since coaching at BYU for 10 years! Any coach with a 141 and 80 career record, named Bronco has gots to be a stud‼️But not against the Aggies of Texas! Marcel Reed passes 16 for 24 for 267 yards 3 TDs and 1 pick!
Not sure why I put this here! Loved the colors, I guess ‼️
Kansas 37 at Mizzou 31
Mizzou Coach Drinkguzzler will go 6-6 this year and lose to TU this year in the Scooters Coffee Frisco Bowl‼️
Ohio State 82 Grambling 6
The Grambling band and drill team is AMAZING‼️The game was very predictable!!
B in T High School Picks:
Bixby 56 at Sand Springs 20
Sand Springs Football AKA, the House that John Blake Built!
The Spartans QB Carson Kirby completed 14 of 19 for 291 yds, and 4 TDs!
Kellyville 36 Blackwell 16
Blackwell held a 6 zip lead at the start of the second quarter but the Maroons woke up and discovered they were not at a football school but a wrestling school and were down by 20 before halftime!
Too bad we are not wrestling!!
Wednesday Night Lights
The Kellyville moms and the Blackwell moms will have Pickleball decide which moms are the coolest! Pro Blackwell Pickleball mom Brenda Mayer who refused to be interviewed by ESPN+++or B in T, dominated all the matches!
Brenda M. is shown here using her Pickleball name of Nicole!Some of her return serves have put folks in the Blackwell County Hospital‼️
Cascia Hall 47 at Rejoice Christian 23
Rejoice Christian has no 5-star Defensive Ends this year, so Cascia by 24‼️ Cascia has more talent in it’s reserves that the Eagles have in their starters! Rejoice of Owasso gets a number of their players from the Owasso Rams Taxi squad and waiver wire‼️ True shat bro‼️
Owasso 47 Jenks 41
Speaking of the Owasso Rams, the only tougher 3 game season schedule than the Trojans of Owasso, Union, and Bixby, would be the Sooner 3-game gauntlet Texas, South Carolina, and Alabama! Geesh‼️ Owasso scored late with an 78-yard pass off the helmet of two players from star Quarterback Drew Frankenburger‼️
Hale 37 East Central 14
My Rangers are improving every week! New coach, Brian Jones: A former standout offensive lineman for the University of Tulsa, Jones was named head coach in February 2025. He previously coached at Union High School and also helped Jenks High School win state titles in 2020 and 2021! Hale’s roster has 42 players on varsity, which is the highest number of players since the glory days of Taton, Carner and Rollins‼️ East Central runs a wishbone offense and the newly found talent of the Rangers won the game and snapped the wishbone!
B in T Pro Picks:
Eagles 31 Cowboys 24
B in T has sworn not to do jokes about Jerry ‘face lift’ Jones this year. I will instead focus on new coach Brian Schottenheimer and his scheme to get 10-year veteran Dak Prescott to the Super Bowl! After a short review of all of Schott’s (B in T will be using abbreviations for the Schottenheimer name due to the massive length) assistant coaches, I have to admit I have never heard of one coach! Thus Great news! The Cowboys - should be good!
So despite losing a close game to Philly in the opener, the Cowboys should win it all‼️Even without the Linebacker turncoat Micah Parsons‼️
Kansas City 34 Chargers 31
As part of the 2025 International Games, the Los Angeles Chargers will play as the designated team in São Paulo at Corinthians Arena! They will lose to the Chiefs in the home to Brazilian soccer team SC Corinthians, on Friday night of Week 1 this year‼️
Brazil is known for its soccer of course, but is also known for its Paralympic Boccia Ball!
Cardinals 28 at Saints 20
Cardinal QB speedy Kyler Murray can lose a defender in a telephone booth, if any pay phone booths exist! Hehehe‼️Hominy High and TU grad, Zaven Collins had 8 tackles, 2 sacks and spent so much time in the Saints' backfield that he was mistaken for a Saint running back and was given the ball by QB Rattler on a handoff!
Buccaneers 34 at Falcons 24
The Bucs and QB Mayfield went crazy in the second half coming from a 21 to 7 deficit to a 10-point win! Mayfield completed 15 of 17 for 3 TDs and 202 yards to take the victory from the Jaws of defeat‼️
Were gonna need a bigger boat bitches‼️
Texans 27 at Rams 20
The Rams have Bob Stoops' son, Drake and Brennan Presley the Ok State grad and Bixby legend‼️Both vying for punt, kickoff duty and scat back duty on the Ram offense!
The Texans have a DEFENSE that has been known to bite off bat heads and eat them ala Ozzie, RIP, crazy man!
Have a great sports weekend!
Bryan in Tulsa
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