Faked Out Sports: Christmas time means Bowls and Chestnuts roasting!!🎄

Bryan in Tulsa

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It is tradition at Mimi and Papi B in T’s home to decorate the Christmas Village houses! Each year they become more and more involved with sports, rehearsals and their own home Xmas decor but always make time for the houses!! Here, Charlie is decorating the Village houses 🏠 while Papi checks out ESPN!!

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B in T notes:

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B in Ts Top 10 Kid Christmas Shows

I know, I know not really Christmas but the 11-year-old and under Grands ask for this every day of the year including Christmas!!

Anything to do with this Pink Piggy is at the top of the kid's, watch list!!

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The kids and grandkids love them some Will Ferrell!! Mimi and Papi B in T too!!

Funnier than the first, I would have written the Pidgeon Lady in the second one!! She could have been a Central Park-mounted cop!!

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A kid's favorite and this kid ❤️ too!!

The Santa Clause

Older kids love this one, Plus all the older grands dig it!

How the Grinch Stole

Christmas

A Classic!! Jim Carrey at his best!!

The Polar Express

Great Christmas Movie to get the kids to sleep!!

Beauty and the Beast Enchanted Christmas with an ugly dude getting the girl!

Carry-On

Its debut is Dec 13th, 2024, A Poor mans Die Hard! Stars Justin Bateman as the bad, bad, bad guy trying to blow up the terminal at O’Hare in New York! The undercover Homeland Agent is a young Dolf Lungren clone!!

Not a kid movie but could be when they take out the scene of a man losing his head on a luggage conveyer belt!

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B in T College picks:

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Dr. Pepper Big 12 Championship-AT&T Stadium

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Iowa State 31 Arizona State 21

What is Zona State doing in the Big 12, they don’t belong! They belong with the USCs and the UCLAs in the Mamby Pandy West Coast leagues where men are not sure what they are and women are mean!! I originally picked the Clones by 70 but some of my readers take my picks seriously!! Right Kevin?!

Az State will bring 10k fans and my Clones will fill up the rest of the 90k seats of Jerry World!! Go Cyclones!

SEC Championship - Mercedez Benz Stadium

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Texas 34 Georgia 31

The SEC will revoke OU’s and Texas’ membership immediately after the game if Texas wins!! Why you ask!? OU almost skunked Paul Finebaum’s pet team Alabama, and Texas won the SEC in its first year!! Legend, the witty but obnoxious caller on the Finebaum show has refused to call in till OU and Texas are erased from the SEC planet for good!! Texas second team QB has 2 Hall of Fame QB in his lineage!! The 1st teamer is besties with Matthew McConaughey!!

Big 10 Champioship

Lucas Oil Stadium

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Oregon 38 Penn State 31

Oregon has pretty neon jerseys and changes their uniforms twice a day!! Penn State has not changed its uniforms since the ‘60s…….1860s that is!

Oregon in the Big 10! Ha, the next thing you will tell me is that USC and UCLA are in the Big 10! Oh, wait……….they are!

B in T High School Finals:

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Owasso 42 Bixby 38

The Rams simply have a better and smarter coaching staff with much cuter wives and kids! Thus making the spread 4 points according to Vegas!!

🏉 A Gold Ball for the Rams!!

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Choctaw 34 Muskogee 30

See the reasoning above! 👀Better looking coaches and family members is worth 4 points on the spread, per Vegas!! This is about as scientific as a 3 point spread for a home field advantage!!

🏉A Gold Ball for Choctaw!

B in T College Basketball Picks:

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Women

Tulsa 82 Grambling 71

The Tulsa team is led by Mighty Might point guard and friend of the B in T rant, Elise Hill!! Very fast, and she can even outrace B in T in my Turbo Charged 360 Wheelchair!

Oklahoma 108 Alcorn State 58

The Sooner Women have outscored directional schools by 50+ points a game!! The Alcorn State Braves are changing their names to the Southern Alcorn State Braves!

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Tulsa 91 Southern 70

Andy Stoglin passed this year and was a former assistant at TU under Nolan Richardson and head coach of Southern and Jackson State back in the day!! His legacy, like Nolan’s, will be known for fast pace and up and down shoot and run basketball!! And of course the practice of using a giant medicine ball to for practices!! TU’s Golden Hurricane are moving and grooving there own brand of up-and-down basketball and showed to Southern with TU Senior Keaston Willis scoring 27 on 5 of 7 from the 3-point line with 5 assists, 7 rebounds and 3 steals against the Southern team!!

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Arkansas 83 UTSA 66

The Razorbacks and coach Calimari (from Kentucky) set a record for most assistant coaches in red suits on the sidelines!! According to my sources, Calimari has 12 assistant coaches, 12 student managers, 5 doctors, 4 ball boys, 4 floor sweepers and 2 Gatoraide managers!! Each assistant must have an Armani suit!! When there is not a specific theme like Hawaii shirts in Maui, and pink shirts for Cancer Awareness the suit must be Armani the suits MUST be Armani!!

Arkansas played all 17 players and won the game handily!!

Oklahoma 103 Alcorn State 58

Oklahoma is starting to get noticed with workman-like players like 7th-year senior Sam Goodwin to super-freshman Jeremiah Fears who is one of the top 5 freshman in the nation! Fears score 23 points with 5 assists and Goodwin had 14 points, 14 rebounds and 14 fouls!!

Fears has no fears!!

ORU 71 Idaho State 66

ORU guard Isaac McBride scores 28 in victory over a tough Idaho State team!!

B in T NFL picks:

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Chiefs 41 Chargers 31

The Chiefs seem to be very upset about losing their first game! They took it out on the Charger defense!! Kermit Mahomes only does 2 behind the back, through-the-legs throws today!!

Buccaneers 31 Raiders 21

The Bucs QB Mayfield has his weapons back but it may be too late!! The Raiders are really jonesin’ for a win but not today!!

49ers 35 Bears 20

The Bears are close to losing more games in a row than the Great George Halas Sr. back in the 1950’s!! QB Tyson Badgent will replace Heisman superstar Caleb Williams from The Great University of Oklahoma!! Bear fans thought Badgent was a water rodent the makes damns with its buck teeth!!