Merry Christmas from the B in T Family to Yours!!!!!🎁🎄🎁🎄
Bryan in Tulsa
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Bobblehead Sports:
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Mimi and her ragtag grands watching Moana 6!! One grandchild on the floor?!?! Or not!! Monty (only boy) on the end saying: Why me? Papi taking nap!! A massive sleepover coming for New Years Eve!!
B in T notes:
B in T College Bowl picks:
Rate Bowl
Kansas State 38 Rutgers 14
Rutgers has one of its better records in years at 7-5!! The Wildcats start a coaching search when they go 7-5!!
Team Gifts: a year supply of Tropicana Cactus Juice and Ping 5000 Golf Clubs
Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl
Navy 31 Oklahoma 20
The Navy has no players hauling ass to other teams or the NFL!! THAT would be called AWOL!!! OU has hundreds leaving for greedier pastures!!
Navy is using the Wishbone, OU is using intramural plays!!
Team Gifts: Both teams will receive top-notch AK 47 Rifles
and PlayStation 7s consoles!
Auto Zone Liberty Bowl
Arkansas 27 Texas Tech 17
The Razorbacks brought back my bestie coach Pittman for a one year or pack-your-bags contract!! Now, I will pick the Hogs to win all their games in 2025!!
Team Gifts: each player will receive a lifetime supply of Auto Zone Lugnuts and a Barbie Playhouse!!
SRS Distribution Las Vegas Bowl
Texas A&M 23 USC 17
Most of the Trojan Defense will be back but they suck the offense will be gathered around the portal Christmas tree wishing for a greener pastures!!
Team Gifts: each player gets 1 gizzle for rizzle to spend on the Vegas strip!!
Pop Tarts Bowl
Iowa State 62 Miami 61
Quadruple OT
A great trophy that will also burn your Pop Tarts!!
Each fan with a paid admission received an 8-count box of Pop Tarts!! The crowd became nasty when Miami fans pelted Clone Nation with full boxes of Marshmallow Pop-Tarts! Twelve Clones were placed into concussion protocol!!
Team Gifts: each player receives a vintage Seico Watch and 10 cases of Pop-Tarts!
ReliaQuest Bowl
Alabama 38 Michigan 24
The Tide are pissed that they were the first out of the final 12 playoffs and took it out on the Wolverines!!
Team Gifts: each player gets unisex scuba gear from Tampa Scuba and free cyborg and AI protection for life from ReliaQuest!!
Cheez-zit Citrus Bowl
Illinois 27 South Carolina 21
Big 10 versus the SEC…….I think!! Coach Brett Bielema vs Shane Beamer, two B in T favs!! Baked Cheez-zits vs regular Cheez-zits, makes no diff to B in T!
Team Gifts: each player receives a case of the new Baked Bean Cheez-zits and
Stador wireless head phone!
Bad Boy Mower Pinstripe Bowl
Boston College 20 Nebraska 17
Team Gifts: each player receives a Bad Boy mower!
B in T College BBall picks:
Women:
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Tulsa 77 East Carolina 67
The TU girls are off to a slow start but the American Athletic Conference is prime for the taking!! Delanie Crawford and Elise Hill score 27 and 15 points respectively and handed out 500 autographs after the game!! Ms. Hill had 25+ relatives alone!!
Oklahoma 88 New Mexico State 66
If the OU women played the OU men in basketball the men would probably win by 20!! But if the OU women played the men in beach volleyball the girls would kill the boys!
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Just Sayin’ — GIRL POWER
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Tulsa 94 Southwest Christian 56
Tulsa’s opponent was not named after the Southwest Crispy Wrap at McDonald's!! Numerous folks get that confused!! The Christian school in Bethany, Oklahoma is known for its basketball and softball!!
Oklahoma 94 Prairie View 54
Oklahoma’s guard tandem of Elvis and Fears combine for 45 points, 18 rebounds, 14 assists, and 12 turnovers!! They are young and enthusiastic!! Fears should be a senior in high school!!
Houston 84 at Oklahoma State 81
Houston coach Sampson is accustomed to playing the Cowboys at Galagher Iba after bedlam games when he was at Oklahoma!! No place has the fans so close that you can smell wat they had for breakfast for an 11:00 AM game!! The first two rows are given onions and garlic before each game!! Half-court shot at the buzzer wins it for Kelvin and his Cougars!
B in T NFL picks:
KC Chiefs 31 at Steelers 27
The New Years Eve sensation KC and the Sunshine Band was not named after the KC Chiefs as claimed by Taylor Swift!! The whole world does not revolve around Taylor and the Swifties!!
Texans 21 Ravens 17
The Texans defense is getting the job done, now the O must come around!! The Ravens are struggling in late season but should make the playoffs!
Seahawks 31 at Bears 21
The Bears previously fired their head coach, and just fired their interim coach! Rumor has it they will fire their fans next!
Eagles 38 Cowboys 20
The Cowboys coaching staff, the front office and the owner get a one-way ticket to the shitter outhouse 💩 for Christmas!
Have a great sports weekend!
Bryan in Tulsa
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