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 Bryan in Tulsa


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Bobblehead Sports:

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Ana received a 3rd-place Bronze medal at her piano recital!  Her young piano protege, Cousin Charlie, has decided she needs pianer lessons!!  


B in T notes:


B in T College Bowl picks:


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Vrbo Fiesta Bowl

Penn State 27 Boise State 23

Penn State linemen are shaped like a young Arnold Schwartznager, while the Boise linemen are huge but they have minimal ability to move more than couple of yards per play!!  This alone is worth a 4 point spread, with everything else mutual.

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Team Gifts:

Each player receives a lifetime pass to every VRBO home ever listed in Antarctica!  Value - Priceless!!  An adventure!  Plus 15 cases of Christmas Peanut M&Ms!!


Chick - fil -A Peach Bowl

Texas 34 Arizona State 24

ALERT!  BREAKING NEWS!

      BEVO BANNED FROM 

          Chick-fil-A BOWL!

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EAT MORE CHICKEN PLEASE!!


Vegas line has Texas by 6.5, and WTF do they know!?  B in T has the β€˜Horns by at least 10’! Texas coaches are using Arch Manning in running situations which is like using 

Peyton Manning on a youth football video!!

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Team Gifts:

Each player receives Chick-fil-A meals every Sunday for a year!!  Autographed football by all the Mannings, value Priceless!!

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Prudential Rose Bowl 

Ohio State 38 Oregon 34

Of the Buckeye fan base a third wants to fire Coach Day because he can't beat Michigan, a third wants to keep him and a third wants to fire him cuz he uses Just for Men Beard Darkening product!  

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Oregon QB Dillon Gabriel had 5 passes blocked and uncharacteristically threw 2 interceptions!  Does Gabriel have an 8th year of eligibility cuz he went to a Junior College in 2018?  No shat!!


Team Gifts:

All-State Sugar Bowl

Notre Dame 34 Georgia 28

One of the Notre Dame Leprechaun dance sqad members is in critical condition when a 6’8” 375lb Georgia defensive end went out of bounds and smashed into the head Leprechaun!!  Due to his age his identity was not revealed!!

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In the first half Georgia backup QB Gunner Stockton ran for 1 touchdown and passed for 1 as chants of β€˜who needs Beck’ rang out from Bulldog fans!!  Then he threw 2 picks in the 4th quarter and Bulldog fans screamed β€˜we want Beck back’!!  Fickled fans!


Team Gifts:  

Murses (purses for men) by Gucci 425 dollar value and 325-inch TV by SONY 400 dollar value!

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B in T College Basketball Picks


Women:


Tulsa 70 UTSA 65

The Tulsa girls made a splash in the NIT last year!!  I'm afraid they will have to do some AAC tournament work to get into the NCAA or NIT in β€˜25!  Good win against the Roadrunners!!  Go Elise!


Oklahoma 87 at Tennesseee 84 

Oklahoma, the upcoming powerful top-10 team - against the historical Tennessee Volunteers which has the winningest program since the 1890s!!  OU guards are ok but there inside game wins this game at the end!!  Power forwards Vann and Beers are tough!!

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                 GIRL POWER!!


Men:


Oklahoma State 77 at West Virginia 75

Huge road win for OSU as the team ended up being escorted out of town by the Morgantown Rocky Mountain Police!!  Deranged Mountaineer fans were throwing beer bottles and false teeth at the team!  

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Tennessee 78 Arkansas 71

Rick Barnes, Tennessee basketball coach, is a legend and older than B in T!!!  His teams play tough man-to-man defense with no exceptions against the Hogs!

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Tulsa 75 at UAB 71

Tulsa’s freshman big man Ian Smikle had 15 points, 15 boards, 5 dunks, 5 blocks and 5 fouls to lead the home team in all categories!!  UAB shot 47% from the field while Tulsa shot 41% but TU miraculously made 20 of 23 free throws to win the game at the free throw line!

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Alabama 88 Oklahoma 79

Tough SEC loss for the Sooners, both teams are talent-loaded and will meet again in post season!


ORU 75 at Kansas City 70

Nice road win for the Golden Eagles!!  Getting primed for the Dakota road trips!!  12 inches of snow in KC!!


B in T NFL picks:


Chiefs 27 at Broncos 24

The Chiefs win again with last-second skill and precision!  The final touchdown pass was an around-the-back pass from Mahomes, off Kelce’s hands, off Taylor Swift's booty and in to the hands of DeAndre Hopkins for 6 as the clock went to ZERO!!

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Commanders 31 at Cowboys 21

The Cowboy’s owner Jerry Jones has some early signs of dementia and will possibly sign a rugby player with his first-round pick!!  A placekicker and a Edge Rusher!!

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Texans 28 at Titans 24

The Texans are the best in a horrible conference!  One and donee, I am afraid!


Cardinals 33 49ers 24

Too many injuries this year for the Farty Niners and too much Zave Collins as well!! 

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Zaven played halfback for 2 plays against the 49ers!!!!


Have a great sports weekend!


Bryan in Tulsa



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Mimi and her ragtag grands watching Moana 6!!  One grandchild on the floor?!?!  Or not!!  Monty (only boy) on the end saying:  Why me?  Papi taking nap!!  A massive sleepover coming for New Years Eve!!


B in T notes:


B in T College Bowl picks:

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Rate Bowl

Kansas State 38 Rutgers 14

Rutgers has one of its better records in years at 7-5!!  The Wildcats start a coaching search when they go 7-5!!  

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Team Gifts:  a year supply of Tropicana Cactus Juice and Ping 5000 Golf Clubs 


Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl

Navy 31 Oklahoma 20

The Navy has no players hauling ass to other teams or the NFL!!  THAT would be called AWOL!!!  OU has hundreds leaving for greedier pastures!!

Navy is using the Wishbone, OU is using intramural plays!!  

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Team Gifts:  Both teams will receive top-notch AK 47 Rifles

and PlayStation 7s consoles!

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Auto Zone Liberty Bowl

Arkansas 27 Texas Tech 17

The Razorbacks brought back my bestie coach Pittman for a one year or pack-your-bags contract!!  Now, I will pick the Hogs to win all their games in 2025!!


Team Gifts:  each player will receive a lifetime supply of Auto Zone Lugnuts and a Barbie Playhouse!!

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SRS Distribution Las Vegas Bowl

Texas A&M 23 USC 17

Most of the Trojan Defense will be back but they suck the offense will be gathered around the portal Christmas tree wishing for a greener pastures!!

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Team Gifts:  each player gets 1 gizzle for rizzle to spend on the Vegas strip!!


Pop Tarts Bowl

Iowa State 62 Miami 61 

Quadruple OT

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A great trophy that will also burn your Pop Tarts!!

Each fan with a paid admission received an 8-count box of Pop Tarts!!  The crowd became nasty when Miami fans pelted Clone Nation with full boxes of Marshmallow Pop-Tarts!  Twelve Clones were placed into concussion protocol!!  

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Team Gifts:  each player receives a vintage Seico Watch and 10 cases of Pop-Tarts!

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ReliaQuest Bowl

Alabama 38 Michigan 24

The Tide are pissed that they were the first out of the final 12 playoffs and took it out on the Wolverines!!

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Team Gifts:  each player gets unisex scuba gear from Tampa Scuba and free cyborg and AI protection for life from ReliaQuest!!


Cheez-zit Citrus Bowl

Illinois 27 South Carolina 21

Big 10 versus the SEC…….I think!!  Coach Brett Bielema vs Shane Beamer, two B in T favs!!  Baked Cheez-zits vs regular Cheez-zits, makes no diff to B in T!

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Team Gifts:  each player receives a case of the new Baked Bean Cheez-zits and

Stador wireless head phone!


Bad Boy Mower Pinstripe Bowl

Boston College 20 Nebraska 17

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Team Gifts:  each player receives a Bad Boy mower!


B in T College BBall picks:


Women:

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Tulsa 77 East Carolina 67

The TU girls are off to a slow start but the American Athletic Conference is prime for the taking!!  Delanie Crawford and Elise Hill score 27 and 15 points respectively and handed out 500 autographs after the game!!  Ms. Hill had 25+ relatives alone!!


Oklahoma 88 New Mexico State 66

If the OU women played the OU men in basketball the men would probably win by 20!!  But if the OU women played the men in beach volleyball the girls would kill the boys!

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Tulsa 94 Southwest Christian 56

Tulsa’s opponent was not named after the Southwest Crispy Wrap at McDonald's!!  Numerous folks get that confused!!  The Christian school in Bethany, Oklahoma is known for its basketball and softball!!


Oklahoma 94 Prairie View 54

Oklahoma’s guard tandem of Elvis and Fears combine for 45 points, 18 rebounds, 14 assists, and 12 turnovers!!  They are young and enthusiastic!!  Fears should be a senior in high school!!


Houston 84 at Oklahoma State 81

Houston coach Sampson is accustomed to playing the Cowboys at Galagher Iba after bedlam games when he was at Oklahoma!!  No place has the fans so close that you can smell wat they had for breakfast for an 11:00 AM game!!  The first two rows are given onions and garlic before each game!!  Half-court shot at the buzzer wins it for Kelvin and his Cougars!


B in T NFL picks:


KC Chiefs 31 at Steelers 27

The New Years Eve sensation KC and the Sunshine Band was not named after the KC Chiefs as claimed by Taylor Swift!!  The whole world does not revolve around Taylor and the Swifties!!

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Texans 21 Ravens 17

The Texans defense is getting the job done, now the O must come around!!  The Ravens are struggling in late season but should make the playoffs!


Seahawks 31 at Bears 21

The Bears previously fired their head coach, and just fired their interim coach!  Rumor has it they will fire their fans next!


Eagles 38 Cowboys 20

The Cowboys coaching staff, the front office and the owner get a one-way ticket to the shitter outhouse πŸ’© for Christmas! 


Have a great sports weekend!


Bryan in Tulsa






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