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Bobblehead Sports:
Elliot gets two stitches after a brawl at Chucky Cheese! The Chuck E. Cheese bear’s right arm was broken by Ellie!! True story! Trust me!! I swear!!
Have u ever heard the expression ‘u should see the other bear’?!? Well…just sayin’…
B in T notes:
Pumpkin Spice Moonshine!!!
The hell with Nestle Pumpkin Spice Creamer!! He he he he!!
B in T College picks:
USC 41 Rutgers 27
I actually need Lincoln Riley to win and keep a yuppie-metrosexual to write about as head coach of a major CFS football team!! The Washington Commandos offensive coordinator is a long-time yuppie-metro dude from his Big 12 and Az Cardinals days!! Hollywood Kliff Kingsbury!!
Ole Miss 24 Oklahoma 13
Tony the Landshark has disappeared as the mascot for the Ole Miss Rebels!! He hasn't been seen since 2022 and may have been hidden in the archives of mascot lore!! He was last seen wrapped up in a Rebel Flag at an Ole Miss - Maine football game!!
Back to football, the Sooner's defense is still potent but the offense is up to a soft average which is much better than a hard poor, if u get my drift!! Freshman QB Michael Hawkins was benched again according to many OU excuse makers!! Jackson Arnold is back to starter and goes 16 for 27 234 yards, 2 TDs and only 1 pick!!Hawkins's dad was a superathlete for the Sooners and had a nice NFL career but we need him at wideout NOW!
Oklahoma State 27 at Baylor 17
Oklahoma State's rushing attack broke 150 yards for the first time this year!! RB Ollie Gordon’s smile is priceless but his running stats for 2024 are not!! Follies 503 yards and 4 touchdowns are half of his last year's total at the same time!! Scary!!👻👻👻🎃🎃🎃 Ollies Bargain Mall has dropped its Ollie Gordon sponsorship among possible litigation!!
Arkansas 35 at Mississippi State 31
Mississippi State's new coach Levy left Oklahoma and like Huepel of Tennessee will come back and be amazing at Mississippi State!! But the Razorbacks will have his number and win at Davis Wade Stadium!! This is the second-oldest stadium in the CFS Division I next to Chapman Stadium in Tulsa!! Coach Pittman no longer has his home for sale through Paterson Realtors and his wife is no longer registered with Match.com!! A happy ending in Fayetteville for the Pittman family!!
Tulsa 27 UTSA 23
NOTE: Roadrunners are actually slower than a Hurricane!! TU homecoming had a number of fans pass out due to the heat and the loud music of one of the feature bands, Def Leopard!! A number of band members resuscitated 13 Hurricane fans at the Alumni Tent on TU Commons!! All senior Alums were fine after a shot of Jeager followed by a Buttery Nipple shot!!
Ohio State 38 Nebraska 21
Nebraska just made an application to the Mountain West Conference and is willing to pay the 75 million dollar exit fee from the Big 10!! This will be exactly what the traveling Cornshucker fan base wants! Travel to the mountains of America!!
Oregon 37 Illinois 27
Oregon and the NIKE folks are considering doing away with the Name and Imaging crap and just paying each football player a hiring salary and a monthly bonus on statistical performance!! The players are thinking about agreeing to this with certain stipulations, GUARANTEED SALARIES!! This will never happen!! Illinois forgot to bring their A-GAME to the mountains of Oregon!!
Nike founder Phil Knight is providing unlimited Name, Image, and Likeness (NIL) funding to the Ducks football program!! This funding is intended to help the program recruit top talent and compete for a national championship!! I don't think they will mess with Mr. Knights's deal!! Ha!
Texas A&M 31 LSU 24
A&M coach Elko is looking good but must keep this pace going until he wins the SEC Championship!! LSU coach Brian Kelley once lost to Tulsa, thus he should be fired on principle alone!!
Kansas State 34 Kansas 27
The Governors Cup or the Sunflower Trophy has been won by the Wildcats 26 years in a row!!
Alabama 33 Missouri 20
Mizzoula is just another smashed road kill in the highway of a Bama National Championship!!
Vanderbilt 31 Texas 27
B in T Upset Special!
A huge upset!! I personally did not know where Vanderbilt was located and discovered it was in Nashville, Tennessee!! A very tough school to get in, where football is secondary!! A football player must maintain a 3.74 grade point to maintain active football status!! In fact the entire roster against Texas are projected to be doctors!!
B in T High School picks:
Pumpkin Man at the Halloween Festival at Muskogee?!?! Yes, the man with the big orange head was
spotted at Muskogee handing out goodies of sugar to the little ones and brownies with green seeds to those with med cards only!! What a sight to be seen as numerous elderly folks from Muskogee Manor were accidentally sent to the Muskogee Hell House!! (the scariest haunted house in the state next to the Hex House) A number of Manor residents sharted their depends and their blue hairs turned white but no serious injuries according to Muskogee Paramedics!! The Manor folks received reimbursement for their admittance, candy false teeth (always popular at nursing homes) and free admittance to future Muskogee Horror events, which was refused!!
Bixby 42 Mustang 23
The Spartan Junior Varsity team threw out plastic footballs to the fans before the game!! The ball sponsors were Arvest Magruder Esquire and their Mortgage services can be reached 24 hours!! I used him and ended up with 2.875 % home interest rate bro!! Good luck wit dat!!
Oklahoma Christian Edmond 52 Blackwell 6
Never play a Christian school around Halloween!!
Cascia Hall 27 Claremore Sequoya 18
The Hall never turns the weight room lights off but due to electricity costs (even at expensive Cascia) the lights are off from 10 pm to 5 am each day!! Biden economics!!
Jenks 31 at Moore 20
Jenks will enter the playoffs with a 5-5 record but could win it all!!
Hale 27 Will Rogers 6
My mighty Rangers could make the playoffs for the first time since David Vickers played QB, RB, safety, linebacker, placekicker and punter for the Rangers in the 80s!!!
David Vickers '83, inducted into 2017 TPS Athletic Hall of Fame!!
Owasso 63 Edmond Sate Fe 6
All of the Ram senior players left in the third quarter to help finish the homecoming decorations for the Saturday Prom Dance!!
Tonkawa 42 at Oklahoma Union South Coffeyville, 13
Oklahoma Union moms .985
Tonkawa moms .982
Down to the last Rhubarb!!
The Cougars moms of South Coffeyville, Oklahoma are known for their strawberry rhubarb pie and challenged the Tonkawa moms to a pie off!!!! The secret was the strawberry Boonefarm liquor added to the Cougar moms pie recipe!
Coffeyville Kansas B in T Diner of the Week:
Penny’s Diner in Coffeyville has the best jalapeno cheese fries in Kansas and Oklahoma!!
B in T NFL picks:
Chiefs 24 at LV Raiders 21
The Mirage Hotel and Casino was torn down and rebuilt for the possible appearance of Taylor Swift with Chief's boyfriend Kelce!! Google it! Dare ya!
49ers 35 Cowboys 24
Can an owner be fired? For stupidity? For too many facelifts in the 1990s?
Bears 27 at Commanders 24
The Bears are in conference with the Vikings and the Packers so sorry Bear Cubs you have no chance!!
Buccaneers 31 Falcons 24
The Bucs with the Mayfield and Evans combo are hard to beat! Throw in wideout Goodwin, and this makes the Bucs playoff-worthy!!
Texans 34 Colts 31
The Texans are hot even though the running game has suffered with Mixon’s injuries! Rico gets 2 TDs and saves the day!!
Have a great sports weekend!
Bryan in Tulsa
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