Bryan in Tulsa
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Bobblehead Sports:
This was an exhibition match that I eeeked out an overtime victory in Nationals, over a new friend and great player, Adam from Topeka!! Thanks for the sportsmanship and help you gave me!! I need all the help I can get!!
B in T notes:
After 30 years in a coma, Good news, I am BACK!! I have discovered:
The Cardinals are BAD, the Cubs still suck, Gundy is still the coach at OSU, O.J. Simpson is a murderer, Bill Cosby is a rapist, Bruce Jenner is a woman, and a virus shut the world down for two years!!
And the craziest of them all - a white guy is the best running back in the NFL!!
Now he is injured!!
Top 10 G5 teams that have sent the most players to the NFL all-time:
1. Tulsa (174)
2. SDSU (163)
3. Tulane (150)
4. Rice (131)
5. Memphis (122)
6. Southern Miss (116)
7. Utah St (116)
8. Fresno St (111)
9. SJSU (108)
10. Colorado St (106)
B in T College picks:
OKLAHOMA STATE 38 TULSA 31
Perhaps the biggest upset in Tulsa football history!! Not really, but close!! Horrible seen at Chapman Stadium when Pistol Pete accidentally loaded buckshot in his fake gun and shot Gus-T in his buttocks! A number of Tulsa Mechanical Engineers tried to figure out how real buckshot could come out of a fake Pistol Pete pop gun!!??
Gus-T’s detached piece of buttocks was taken to Saint Francis Hospital, which was 6 miles further, due to a TU/St. Francis sponsorship agreements, Geeesh! Gus -T almost lost his left cheek!! 🤣he he he!! All true shat! Thirty-seven-year-old OSU QB Alan Bowman has played for a number of coaches in his illustrious career including current coach Mike Gundy, former OSU coaches Pat Jones, Jimmy Johnson, and Bob Fenimore!! Young TU QB Kirk Francis played high school ball against Mr. Bowman’s son, Bubba Bowman!! The Tulsa QB completed 20 of 28 passes for 3 TDs and 1 interception!!
Kansas State 42 Arizona 27
The younger brother of 5’2” Duece Vaughn (Dallas Cowboys) 4’10” Dickie Vaughn ran for 178 yards and 2 TDs!!
A number of KState alums were in tears after their first win over an Arizona team from the PAC Whatever! Then they realized they were both from the Big Whatever!
Oklahoma 52 Tulane 10
Tulane’s ex-coach Fritz is coaching Houston who was coaching the Green Wave which last year was coached by Fritz!! Get my drift?? As long as OU can keep playing Coach Fritz teams they will be undefeated and win a National Championship!! That simple. Back to the Xs and Os, Sooner linebackers Kip Lewis and Danny Studsman are faster than any players on the Tulane offense!! True shat bro!! With second-stringer elite Sooner QB Michael Hawkins breathing down Jackson Arnold's neck, Arnold thought it would be time to shine!! 26 for 30 / 334 yards/ 4 TDs- Hawkins will have to cool his jets!
Arkansas 41 UAB 13
The Razorbacks are building confidence while beating average CFB schools!! UAB kept things close at halftime with a 21 to 13 lead! But a sterling speech at half about losing his kids private schools in Fayetteville if he is fired, rallied the Hogs!! BTW the buyout is 15 million for coach Pittman which is chump change for the Arkansas Trustees! Ask Arkansas's new round ball coach Calimari! Ha! Good one B inT!
The New School in NW Ark.
Alabama 34 at Wisconsin 31
Great weather in Madison, no Dick Saban, Bama loses 13 starters and kicker Graham Nicholson was stolen from Miami, Ohio per their head coach Born Loser! Nooooo, it couldn't be the Tide tradition and winning over a bazillion years!! He simply liked the red Bama jerseys!! Hahaha!
Illinois 47 Central Michigan 16
A number of Illini players were asked where Central Michigan is? All 113 Fighting Illini players except 1 said ‘In the center of Michigan……….duh’
*Central Michigan Football Scholarship GPA - 3.03
*Illinois Football Scholarship GPA - calls to the athletic department were not returned!! Illinois QB Luke Altmyer could lead this Illinois team to to greatness with another 18-21, 3TDs and 302 yards performance!
Missouri 45 Boston College 27
Mizzou coach Ditzwinger somehow ran into a NIL sugar daddy and has created a monster in the SEC!! 2024 Top lineman recruits are receiving Tesla Lamborghinis!
With solid GOLD rims!! My beloved B in T fan who played
at Boston College, Bill McCarthy, passed a couple of years ago, and is screaming at the heavenly flat screen Vizio TV cuz players are being PAID TO DO THEIR JOBS!!
Texas A&M 28 at Florida 21
Our beloved family Aggies were brought to tears as All-American QBConner Weigman marched his team down the field with 1:56 seconds left for the winning score! Weigman was carried off the field by his team, then the Aggie student body carried him on their shoulders, and finally, the percussion band carried the QB off the field on their hard instruments!! Very uncomfortable!!!!!!!!!
Georgia 34 at Kentucky 24
A win here may allow the Stoops brothers to stick around another year or two!! A loss will make the Stoops haters hate more hate and eventually run them out of Lexington!!
B in T High School picks:
Cascia Hall 24 at Metro Christian 23
The Cascia fans were upset about the parking situation!! The visitor parking moved to 61st and Peoria and took a Metro bus to the stadium because of construction!!
Metro had their JV football team and Wrastling team escort the Comando faithful!!
Jenks 35 at Union 27
Jenks has a transfer from Chuwagumbo, Uruguay who is a 6’4” 252lb linebacker with 4.24 speed in the forty! Also, he can throw a perfect spiral with his feet!! Jenks fans had to sit on the top 10 rows of the stadium although it was general admission!! How wude!
Owasso 41 at Sand Springs 31
The Owasso Spirit Booster Club brought 25 buses of rowdy Ram fans!! The bus with all the game tickets was pulled over for mooning the locals!! After passing the alcohol and drug tests the busses were allowed to pass!! Unfortunately, they were one hour! Fortunately, the Owasao team arrived in plenty of time!!
Fairview 37 Tonkawa 30
My Uncle Jerry listens to every game with his transistor radio!! He is the eldest, most mature fan of B in T!! A lot of the B in T Seniors Club are irritated that their populous has shrunken!! That might be an unnecessary term. My editor Rod R will catch that!?!? Maybe?! Aunt Pat and Uncle Jerry, 96 and 87 respectively are the senior seniors of the B in Ters!!
Fairview diner of the week:
GB’s Grill & Lounge
The Linnen Sisters of the Lawrence Welk Show once visited the Yellow Jackets classic diner! They sang their famous hit, ‘Don’t Sit Under the Apple Tree with anyone else but ME’, while waiting for their grits!
B in T NFL picks:
Chiefs 38 Bengals 31
Mahomes tried an around-the-back pass but blindsided all pro-Center Creed Humphrey, who will miss 4 weeks for concuss protocol!
Lions 28 Bucs 24
The Bucs with my true football love, Baker Mayfield, were shocked to learn that he was removed from the last Quarter of the Lions game because he had Lester Haye’s gobbly gook stuff on his hands!!
Originally thought to be a bugar infestation but discovered later to be a foreign substance called wood stickum!! Eventually banned from football!!
Good try Baker but just grip the ball better instead of going to Home Depot and buying wood stickum!! You were caught on Depot security cameras bro!!
Texans 35 Bears 31
These teams will be in the Super Bowl, you heard it from B in T first!!
Cowboys 27 Saints 17
The Boys have their C.D. back so no excuse to lose any games the rest of the year!! The brain trust for Dallas has left all its thinking up to the great great-great-grandchildren who average 13 years of age!! The books balance, CD signed, Dak is about to be signed, and 2026 AE College Football is preordered!!
Have a great sports weekend!
Bryan in Tulsa
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