Bryan in Tulsa!
Four of the Center Boccia Twisters have qualified for Nationals in Council Bluff, Iowa!! August 6th - 11th. Six beautiful days and five nights with folks that I will travel off into destiny to be the first from Oklahoma to hit the all-you-can-eat Shoney’s in Council Bluff!!
Congrats to-
Steven - The Ramp Machine- once gave teammate B in T the number 1 sign while making a perfect shot to win a medal!! True shat!
Melissa - she will nicey, wicey you to a loss! She is sssnnnnneeeeky good!! Watch her…….closely👀
Lee Lee the Wheelchair Dancing Machine: Lee once threw a bocce shot while doing the Tango in his wheelchair!! I have pics, for sale! He is the Only dude who can dabb boccia balls!! He a stud dancing muffin according to wife Victoria!!
Bryan the Center’s Ralph Malph: he talks a lot of Center smack but usually does not back it up!!
Thanks to Margie, (unbeknownst to many - a former prison superintendent) for handlin' this crew of misfits to Council Bluffs and back!! She is Amazing!!
Thanks to the team ramp coordinator ‘Sven from Norway’!! He once loaded 14 Boccia Ramps at the SAME TIME!! Rumors say he is next in line to head up the USA 2028 Paralympic Ramp Team!
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Bobblehead Sports:
Our 2 dogs and one cat are all cuddly wuddly with Mimi B and T, while poor papi B in T sits alone with his multi-channel remote! Sad, so😭 sad!!
B in T Rants:
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Way too early Top 25 College Basketball:
1. Kansas
2. Baylor
3. Alabama
4. UConn
5. Houston
6. Gonzaga
7. Iowa St
8. Duke
9. North Carolina
10. Arizona
11. Auburn
12. Creighton
13. Tennessee
14. Indiana
15. Arkansas
16. Kentucky
17. Purdue
18. Florida
19. Texas A&M
20. Cincinnati
21. Xavier
22. Marquette
23. UCLA
24. Kansas St
25. Tulsa
Ready for some local football!?!?!
Sorry, to my TU, OU, and Arkansas football friends but Ollie is B in T’s favorite player for PS5 2025!!
DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE BRO!
You're still number 1, just adjust your jets!!
My Tulsa University Golden Hurricane football team plays the 5TH easiest schedule for all Division I Teams in 2024!
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The first head coaches Texas hired after getting upset at Oklahoma winning all the frickin’ time were these gents: (They then wet their pants by getting rid of Mack Brown immediately)
Hired
Charlie Strong
Big 12 record: 9-9
Conf. Titles: 0
Conf. Title Appearances: 0
Career Bowl Wins: 0
Tom Herman
Big 12 record: 12-6‼️
Conf. Titles: 0
Conf. Title Appearances: 1‼️
Career Bowl Wins: 2 ‼️
The Sark
Big 12 record: 9-9
Conf. Titles: 0
Conf. Title Appearances: 0
Career Bowl Wins: 0
Looks like you should have stuck with Mac The Knife!! I have always loved Mac Brown vs OU!! Hehehehehe
Way too early 2025 Omaha 8
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Texas A&M
LSU
Arkansas
Georgia
Clemson
North Carolina
Oregon
Arizona
Close:
UC Irvine, Oklahoma State, Indiana, Oklahoma, Mississippi State, Tennessee
Breakout teams to watch: Kansas, Penn State
B in T MLB
Cardinals- the Redbirds bullpen era is a NEGATIVE number for the first time in the history of baseball!! Reliever Ryan Helsley has allowed 3 ghost runners to score along wit no other runs, thus a negative ERA!!! Google it!!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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