❤️HAPPY 39th ANNIVERSARY TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, Jami ❤️
Bryan in Tulsa!
Gusty and Don Woods- the best ever!! Gather around the Zenith TV/Panasonic Radio Combo and get the Tonadic conditions from Don!! Today's Thursday Forecast Tulsa: Alan Crone says that the Thursday temps will be a mild 76-degree high with partly cloudy 50% chance of rain! Moles are likely in 50% of my yard as well!!
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Bobblehead Sports:
Saturday afternoon…..and poor Kodak has survived a pajama party with 3 granddaughters the night before!! Picture above: All the Rugrats are at Costco with Mimi B in T, while Papa and Kodak sleep during the OU game!!
B in T Rants:
Center Staff Star:
Ms. Frayley is a full-time superstar at the Center for those with Physical Challenges!! One of her many tasks is the lead bus driver on a number of sporting tournaments! She is always displaying great smiles and has zero tolerance for whiners on the bus!! I knew that our bus was the one to be on when Frayley brought her own RADAR DETECTOR on board!! Last year we offered Frayley $7.75 to take myself and my roomie, Lee, to a Hooters but she said no way!! Not enough mula! She once kicked B in T off the bus…………while it was moving! As a three-sport star at Slippery Rock and extremely athletic she takes little guff from the BocciaTwisters and their egos!! She knows her Boccia AND three martial arts!! Thank you, Frayley!! We Center folks Luv Ya!!!!!❤️
CAN'T WAIT TILL MAY, 4th 5th, and 6th for the USA BOCCIA TOURNEY IN OVERLAND PARK!!
Center Superstar
B in T has been asked to join the Soho House!!
Since 1995, Soho House has provided a home for creative people to come together and belong!! Members have access to everything in the Soho House world - from club spaces and bedrooms to spas, gyms, Boccia courts, screening rooms, and sports events!! Recently Mazzola wrestling, mud wrestling, cock fighting, and frog gigging have been added to the popular sports of the club!! A very hoity-toity place to hang!! Utica Square times a hundo!
Soho Houses in North America: These are the Southern Hills Tulsa or the Club Med of high society!! Here are the current club locations:
- Little Beach House Malibu – LA!
- Toronto!!
- New in Fayetteville, Arkansas - All teams ever affiliated with Southeastern Conference football are automatic members!!
- West Hollywood! Great for soon-to-be ex-USC Lincoln Riley to hide from the media!
- Miami Pool House – coming soon!!
- Tulsa - coming soon to 11th Street Buccaneer!!
- Nashville!!
- Holloway House – LA
- Ludlow House – New York
- Soho Warehouse – LA
- New York! Jets QB Aaron Rodgers has his own floor!
- Austin – Texas
- Chicago
- Soho Bixby - Bixby High School Booster Club
- DUMBO House – New York
- Soho Beach House – Miami
- Soho Beach House Grand Lake!!
- Portland – coming soon
- Just added - Sojo Bryan in Tulsa and his staff!!
B in T’s Film Critic’s Corner
Scariest movie in the history of scary movies:
Jeepers Creepers
The Scene where the kids see him unload the bodies at the church………then he sees the kids……and halls ass after them!! Ewwww goosebumps!!
Yes, Tulsa IS in the new AE College Football ‘25!!
B in T NCAA 🏀 picks:
NCAA and NIT!!!
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Kansas 89 Samford 86
Samford is the 10th highest scoring team in the NCAA!! This almost led me to an upset pick, although KU is not the typical KU of the last 10 years in the Big 12!! Kansas big man Dickinson should dominate the Samford Bulldogs who play teams equivalent to our Owasso Rams!
Self Red Face Meter was registering at a normal reading according to his 5 doctors and 17 assistant coaches behind him!!
Illinois 79 Moorhead State 62
The Moorhead State Eagles took 1st place in the Ohio Valley Conference and look for a miracle to beat the mighty Fightin’ Illini of Champagne, Illinois!! So a team from Illinois is playing a team from Kentucky in the CenturyLink Center in Omaha, Nebraska!! Go figure!! They could play at Jupiter and Illinois could win by 50!! No brainer and no first-round 4 vs 13 upset!!
Iowa State 81 South Dakota State 12
The Clone defense has been touted by many experts as myself as the best in the US!
Clone guard Maurice Clepto leads the nation in steals!! Steals of pocket watches!!
The Clones upon walking in the CenturyLink Center mistook the S. Dakota State Antlers team for the Better Downtown YMCA team of Omaha!! Embarrassing but understandable!!
Inaugural WBIT B in T Predictions:
Tulsa 77 Arkansas 71
The Tulsa coach Angie Nelp needed little help after getting a large welp on the nape of her neck!! While giving instructions to her players Coach Nelp ran into lead official Barley Teeter who needed ice to remedy her neck contusion!! While Angie took care of the ref Tulsa's leading scorer, Amira Poindexter scored 27, with 7 boards, 3 blocks, and 3 assists took care of the Razorbacks!!
B in T MLB
Cardinals-
Cardinal OF Alec Burleson and his wife Mary face different kinds of work demands!!!
All while fighting to make the Cardinal roster and working to improve as an outfielder Alec Burleson worries about the safety of wife Mary, who has the most stressful job in their new family!! Mary Burleson, the outfielder’s new wife, who is a Pitt County sheriff near Greenville, N.C. protects and serves the people of North Carolina, mostly in anonymity!!
Sherrif Mary recently had to remove a 500lb hog from downtown Greenville!!
Possible Opening Day Line up:
Donovan 2B
Goldschmidt 1B
Gorman DH
Arenado 3B
Contreras C
Walker RF
Burleson LF
Winn SS
Scott II CF
Bench: Carpenter, Crawford, Herrera, Carlson
Cubs-
Cubs 18-year-old Jefferson Rojas rookie SS!! Even though the Cubs’ Spring Breakout game against the White Sox prospects was canceled due to rain, Rojas was still honored to be included on the North Siders’ roster! Rojas was the only teenager in the planned starting lineup for either team and was going to be the starting shortstop for the Cubs in the Breakout Game! ETA the Bigs- 2027
Rangers-
On Dec. 15, almost 40-year-old Max Scherzer underwent surgery on his back for a herniated disc that shut him down at that point in the offseason. He reported with pitchers and catchers at the beginning of camp, but the 39-year-old has been at home in Florida with his family for about two weeks before he rejoined the club this week! Scherzer wouldn’t necessarily say he needed to get away from the club, but did note that being at home allowed him to not overexert himself and his competitive juices by being around the full grind of Spring Training! He will be ready!!
Astros-
Astros manager Joe Espada told reporters that José Urquidy left the mound of a minor league game after throwing 43 pitches with an elbow injury and will be evaluated by doctors. Elbow injuries of any kind are worrisome for pitchers, and in the event it's as bad as it gets (UCL tear), then the Astros might be forced to shop for a new starting pitcher!! Blake Snell here we come!!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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