Last week within 24 hours Bill Belichick and Nick Saban left their coaching jobs!! The end of a Grumpy Old Men era!
Arctic Temps hit Tulsa and the Midwest!!
AFTER PURCHASING 500 ROLLS OF TOILET PAPER, 14 half gallons of Braum’s 2% milk, snow tires with spiked chains, 14 loaves of Braum's wheat bread, a new $5,346
Generac Guardian Series Home Standby Generator, 24kW (LP)/21kW (NG), 200 Amp blah, blah and finally 50 Duncan Hines brownie mixes for the snow storm of the century!! we got a DUSTING and I spent a King's ransom!!
And there is still plenty of TP at Reasor's!!
Bryan in Tulsa
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My oldest grandson Gus got a picture with our family's favorite player, freshman Tyshawn Archie, after smoooshing after a recent game!! Afterward, I slipped Ty a 5 dollar bill to stay one more year at TU!!! Ha!
B in T Rants:
B in T Top 10 that were not even close to the actual HIRE:
‼️Kalen DeBoer - Oregon Kale has officially been named the Alabama Crimson Tide's next head football coach!!!
1 Steve Sarkisian - Texas - really good work with the Longhorn, super good guy for a Texas Longhorn!!
2 Dabo Swinney - Clemson- Dabo needs a change of scenery!
3 Lane Kiffin - Ole Miss- Lane is Coach Nick’s teacher's pet!!
4 DeMeco Ryans - Houston Texans- Hot New NFL coach AND a Bama grad!!
5 Dan Lanning - Oregon - Needs to get Oregon Nike University out of his system, why not go dull Bama red and white!!
6 Dion Sanders - Colorado - why not?
7 Lincoln Riley - USC -not really, just seeing how many OU fans I can piss off!!
8 Mike Gundy - Oklahoma State - he, like Saban, does his own thing at his pace and gives a rat shat what others may think or say!!
9 Lorne Montgomery - Bixby High - I am trying to use Bixby in all my top 10s!!
10 Lorne Green - Bonanza- Lorne owned over 400,000 Ponderosa acres and he managed them remarkably!
Projected Area College Tournament Picks:
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Men:
Oklahoma- NCAA 3 seed
Arkansas- NCAA 9 seed
Kansas- NCAA 1 seed
Oklahoma State- NIT 4 seed
Tulsa- NIT 4 seed
ORU- CIT tournament
Illinois-NCAA 4 seed
Girls:
Best area player Temira Poindexter TU!!!
Oklahoma- NCAA - 9th seed
Arkansas- NIT - 3rd seed
Oklahoma State- NIT - go pokes
Tulsa- NCAA 12th seed, yep they are good bro!
ORU- NIT - prayer tower lit up for NCAA bid hopefully!
Kansas - NCAA - 3 - seed
OKC Thunder SUPER stats:
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Record:
-2nd youngest team in NBA. WTF!!
-5th in Win % (.690) Amazballs!
-5th in PPG (121.3) Run and Gun ORU Esq!
-3rd inFG%(49.7)Sharpshooters!
-2nd in 3P% (38.8) Super Long range Sharpshooters!
-1st in FT% (85.1) soft handed team!
-4th in (least) turnovers (12.5) WHAT?
-3rd in steals (8.4)Thievery in the Paycom!
-2nd in blocks (6.6) S.W.A.T. them balls out a here!!
-2nd best record in the Western Conference!!
❤️First in our Tulsa hearts 💘
Give a doggone Sooner a ‘bone!
Oklahoma needs to bring back the frickin’ wishbone!!
Drastic measures bring drastic treasures!! The Sooners will average 500 yards rushing per game and will pass only 4 times a game in 2024! Sooner football games will be shortened one hour due to less play stoppage by incomplete passes!! By the way after the Sooner's last stand at the Alamo Bowl and QB Arnold’s 6 interceptions there is only one thing left to do!!! I would grab Casey Thompson (RPO QB) from the portal and run the bone like his dad Charles Thompson many years ago!! He signed with the Sooners before late night printing!! Ha!!
Note from the author; great brownies with my coffee this morning!
B in T College Basketball Picks:
Oklahoma 79 at Cincinnati 77
The Sooners were led by 1st round NBA pick Javon McCullom who at times reminds me of a poor man’s Michael Jordan 28 points, 7 rebounds, 3 assists, and 3 between-the-legs dunks!!
Arkansas 87 South Carolina 73
Coach Napolean's Complex of Fayetteville was ejected for the 5th time this year!! This time he tried to climb over the top of a 3-foot stool to see eye to eye with lead official Tiny McGee who stands 5’8” tall!! The Razorbacks won handily but the trustees are having another closed-door meeting at an undisclosed chicken 🍗 co-op farm!! True shat!!
Oral Roberts 76 at North Dakota State 69
The 1997 blizzard of Fargo of nearly three feet of snow is projected for the ND State campus this year during the Golden Eagles trip in January!
83-year-old weatherman Corky Dopler has a projected 29 inches of snow to fall on the ORU Holiday Express!! ORU, after thawing, still wins easily!!
1997 27 inches on snow in Fargo!
SMU 71 Tulsa 68
Tough loss for the upstart Golden Hurricane!! do everything Freshman guard Haggerty scored 23 points, had 4 assists, 4 rebounds, 4 steals, 4 fouls, 4 fouls drawn, and bruises from SMU elbows!
Oklahoma State 68 at Kansas State 65
Ok State is playing better on the road than at home!! Pistol Pete’s Play Pop Gun is facing more controversy as it is forbidden to enter Manhattan, Kansas Fred Bramlage Coliseum!! Mr. Pete and his giant head is allowed in the Coliseum but not the Toy Story pop gun!!
B in T NFL Playoffs Picks:
AFC Semi-finals
*******Upset Special********
Texans 28 at Ravens 27
The heavy favorite Ravens have 2 costly turnovers that enable NFL Rookie of the Year, and NFL Player of the Year candidate CJ Stroud to head to the AFC Championship game as the front-runner for NFL MAN of the YEAR!! The Texans' defense has 2 pick-sixes in the fourth quarter to snatch a victory from the Baltimore-frozen tundra!!
Bills 24 Chiefs 14
The Swifties met their match when thousands of snowball-armed Bills fans brought in a secret weapon, Cleave Rosencrantz from Norway who can throw 1,000 snowballs a minute!!
No shat!! The Taylor Swifties were embarrassed by Buffalo’s Cleave and his snow Arsenal, but played the hit Taylor Swift song ‘Players Gonna Play, Play, Play’ and partied to the wee hours on Buffalo!! The Bills defense out-muscled the Chiefs!!
NFC Semi-finals
49ers 34 Packers 31
Packer QB Love almost brought the Packers back from a 28-0 deficit start but the ghost of Mike McCarthy's past showed up and allowed Purdy and the 49ers to win!!
Lions 31 Buccaneers 21
Lions QB Goff and Buccaneers QB Mayfield did a new Progressive Insurance bit
where they both live with their families at their home stadium!
Goff was 24 for 28 with 333 yards and 3 TDs with 0 interceptions!! Mayfield had similar numbers but he threw for 3 interceptions!!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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