‼️‼️HAPPY NEW YEAR‼️‼️
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Bryan in Tulsa
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This ACTUALLY HAPPENED 1 week before Xmas!!
While seeing a Channel 6 commercial, I asked Mrs. B in T if she wanted to go to Jolly Town?!? ❤️❤️❤️
She took my hand and said let's go and nodded to our bedroom!! Haha, I said no honey I meant the QuikTrip JollyTown!! She responded ‘yep it sure would be a ‘Quick Trip’ in the bed too!! Hahahahah!
B in T Rants:
College Football Coaches who will be puckered in 2024:
1 Chip Kelly UCLA- he has been fired more than Trump’s attorneys!!
2 Dave Aranda Baylor Bears- the quiet and boring coaches go first!!
3 Lincoln Riley -Trojans- from national treasure to a national disaster!!
4 Sam Pittman - Hogs - rumors are abound that Pittman is hiring the KC Chiefs OC to run the their new winged T offense!!
5 Lincoln Riley’s pedicurist, no Lincoln, no Lincoln feet-yuckie!
6 Billy Nappier -Gators - if u cant recruit Florida and you're a Gator then should start packing!
7 Jake Dickert - Washington State—The Dickert-led team has one more season and if not above .500 they will be Dickert-less next year!!
8 Linconln Riley’s dog groomers - No coach, no need for groomers for his 4 Labradoodlebeagles!!
9 Hugh Freeze- Auburn -he has a short leash after handing out dollars to players at Ole Miss 15 years ago!!
10 Pat Narduzzi - Pittsburgh - Only one coach on the naughty list with with a winning record!! He makes 5.8 Million a year in a steel town!! Better win, but win bigger!!
One of my 18 readers Pat C. responded the following to KC/Swifty mania:
This was an answer to who would win between the Chiefs and the Bixby Spartans?
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“Bixby would likely drill them. I realize their stars enjoy making bank but if they would spend more time and effort on BLOCKING and tackling and less time on courting famous entertainers and State Farm commercials they may find better results on the field. Mahomes is freaking running for his life.”
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Pat C.- Tulsa, Ok, via Miami Wardogs!
B in T College Football Bowl Picks‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
TaxAct Texas Bowl
Team Gifts:
Each player will receive a ten-gallon hat like the one below!!
Both the teams were ecstatic!
Oklahoma State 28 Texas A&M 24
The Taxact sponsor has also offered to promise all attending the Texas Bowl to never have to pay taxes ever again as long as they use Taxact as their tax consultants!!
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Directv Holiday Bowl
Team Gifts:
-Directv membership for life! -And 1 actual size Elf balloon used in the San Diego Holiday Bowl Parade!! Sent via Amazon to each player!
Louisville 45 USC 31
Without Caleb Williams at QB (1st round pick in NFL draft, and won't play with the Lincoln Riley losers!!) and the So Cal backups QBs into Portal land, the Trojans were forced to use team manager Borley Dingleberry who was 7 for 22, 1 TD, 7 interceptions and a partridge in a pear tree! Good luck next year So Cal!!
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Valero Alamo Bowl
Team Gifts:
-Valerie Gas Cards- $3000
-Each player receives a Musket Replica loaded with buckshot!!
🎁Great Christmas Gift🎁
Oklahoma 48 Arizona 38
8-star freshman QB Jackson Arnold is so talented he can spin the ball on his finger and throw 70 yards!! Coach Venables said if he attempted that stunt in a game he would pull his brain out his belly button!!! Ouch!!
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Wasabi Fenway Bowl
Team Gifts:
-Each player's family gets their own Wasabi Knife sharpener! Great for getting knives perfectly sharp for cleaning fish or gutting someone!!
Wasabi Technologies will get each player 500 billion megabits for their personal computer!!
SMU 38 Boston College 24
Although I hated to go against my dear friends Jim and Mary Anne with their love of BC football🏈🏈🏈🥲🥲 (RIP Bill)!! SMU gets its wasabi grooving quicker than the last-place Red Sox!! Joke!
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Pop Tart Bowl
Player Gifts:
-each player receives 400 boxes of chocolate chip pancake Pop Tarts!!
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Kansas State 24 NC State 21
This game made the Special Report on CBS when a two-pack of Pop-Tarts was shot out of a toy cannon slicing a K-State cheerleader’s ear off!
A huge tragedy and a lawsuit is brewing!! The young lady from Manhattan, Kansas taped it back on and continued to perform!! Tuff Kansas State Cheerleader!!
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Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl
Notre Dame 41 Oregon State 31
Player Gifts:
-Each player will receive a giant Tony the Tiger stuffed animal!!
**B in T SPECIAL REPORT**
A giant Tony the Tiger blimp blew over the tailgating festivities in El Paso, Texas!! It was caught up in a brisk desert tornado and whisked to a large tree where it fell to the ground!!
True Shat!
Auto Zone Liberty Bowl
Player Gifts:
-Lifetime supply of Lugnuts from Autozone!! Unbeknownst to many, B in T is a shade tree mechanic and can never have enough Lugnuts!!
Iowa State 23 Memphis 21
Iowa State Clones' defense has more mean-ass muscle heads than any Power 5 team!
Clones starting Tight
End, Dolf Tiniwinker(from Norway) scored 2 touchdowns from QB Cage Smallhead who is projected to be a second-round draft pick!!
Goodyear Cotton Bowl Classic
Player Gifts:
-All Goodyear Christmas records ever made in the 60s and 70s!!
Ohio State 45 Missouri 24
Mizzou fans had a stunned look on their face when the final ticks of the clock ran down against the Big 10 powerhouse Buckeyes!! Mizzou was not used to being behind on the scoreboard, so they all did the zombie walk home!!
Capital One Orange Bowl
Team Gifts:
Each player receives a Capital One gift card for $10,000 to be used at any Wal-Mart in Hawaii!! (there ain't one in Havaii!)
Georgia 42 Florida State 20
Florida State should be the team that takes their snub out on the Bulldogs but wait…….I am predicting the overlooked Georgia Bulldogs will be taking out their anxieties on the Seminoles!! Georgia man-handled the Seminoles with a power-running game of 334 yards!!
VRBO Fiesta Bowl
Player Gifts:
Each player's family receives an all-expense trip for 4 to a London, England VRBO Castle for one week!!
Oregon 38 Liberty 28
Oregon slept through this game and still won by 10!! B in T was not impressed with the Liberty team!! Fifth best team in the AAC was better than the Liberty Flames!!
Prudential Rose Bowl
Player Gifts:
Each Player received a large bust of legendary Bama Coach Nick Saban!! Each bronze statue with bronzit hair was valued at $14,500!!
Alabama 37 Michigan 31
This was one of the few games Michigan coach Harbong was allowed to coach this year!! So far he has missed 6 geese a laying and two turtle doves this year, for a total of 8 games!!
All-State Sugar Bowl
Player Gifts:
Players receive 25k Ceasar's, Black Jack gambling dollars!!
And 500 bucks for Mai Tais which should get u 4 to 5 drinks!!
Texas 34 Washington 31
A number of prognosticators picked Washington to win the whole playoff thing!! Not B in T, I stick with our future SEC mates!! Go Longhorns!!
Overrated Manning's son goes 0-3 while Quinn Ewers is concussed for one series!! Fortunately, they could find nothing in Quinn’s head!
B in T NFL Picks:
Cowboys 38 Lions 28
Cowboy followers cannot figure out how they can win a bazillion games in a row at the AT&T home stadium and lose by a bazillion on the road!! Oh well, go for the easy pick by 10!
Chiefs 28 Bengals 21
Bengals QB Blake Downing is no All-State Mahomie! Mahomie is hot at the end with two TD passes in the last 5 minutes and 34 seconds of the last quarter!!
Texans 24 Titans 21
The first game back for the Texans CJ Stroud was 21 for 25, 2 TDs, and 264 yards!
Buccaneers 34 Saints 24
The Buccaneers are looking for a great finish to the year by running the table with Baker at the helm of the Pirate Ship!!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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