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Wednesday, November 29, 2023

Oklahoma's new Offensive coordinator IN HOUSE MOVE!?!?

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New Sooner Offensive Coordinator:

Kliffy Kingsbury!! - OU with a skinny jeans metro sexual Offensive Coordinator!!  Naaaaw! No way!

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Kliff will be finalist for Owasso's head coaching position when Bill Blankenship leaves to retire to the farm with the grandkids!!


New Co-Offensive Coordinators at OU!!  

Seth Littrell - Homegrown talent, currently an analyst on OU staff!  Just move offices and boom he is ready for SEC!  Joe Jon Finley - TE coach at OU- Promoting Littrell and Finley will enable Brent Venables and company maintain as much continuity as possible in the wake of Lebby's departure!!!

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              The meaning of:

             ‘schadenfreude’


One of my fraternity brothers AND one of my now 19 readers dared the desk of B in T to use the word ‘schadenfreude’ in an article!!  First, what does it mean?  Ha, no problem after a few guesses:

*A downhill ski run in the 1972 Munich Olympics??????

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*BMW 750IL car part??????

*Is it Yiddish for cocaine roll???

*first name of the younger Von Trapp daughter in the Sound of Music???????

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All are wrong Der Wienerschnitzel breath!


True definition:   joy over some harm or misfortune suffered by another.


An example in a sentence would be:


*The state of Oklahoma gets a ton of ‘schadenfreude’ from USC and coach Lincoln Riley losing games and going 7-5 with a Heisman Trophy QB!!

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Bryan in Tulsa


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My youngest granddaughter  realized that TU was not going to a bowl game!!  The bad word she yelled was not teached to her by Papi!!

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B and T Rants:

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Top 10 B in T New Era Christmas Movies:

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1 Christmas Vacation -

One of the older, new-era shows but Chevy Chase is masterful in this Christmas favorite!!

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2 Christmas with the Kranks

Dan Akroyd as the overbearing neighbor steals the show in this holiday special!

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3 The Polar Express

I did not know Tom Hanks was animated in this flick!!

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4 Fred Claus

Santa’s bro is really a cool dude!!

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5 Elf

Will Ferrell will make you laugh and cry in this all-time favorite!!

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6 Jingle All the Way

Arnold saves his son’s love with Turbo Man!!

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7 How the Grinch Stole Christmas - Jim Carey’s face contorted into more Grinch faces than Grinch faces ever Grinched!!

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8 Noelle - Bill Hader with Anna Kendrick as Noelle, Santa’s daughter make this unknown Christmas show a B in T classic!!

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9 The Santa Claus

Tim Allen - perfect Santa!

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10 The Christmas Chronicle-

Kurt Russell - Goldie Haun looks great, and Kurt's hair looks great even as Santa!!  It never moves throughout the show!!

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B in T College Football Picks:


Dr. Pepper Big 12 Championship:

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Venables Get Back Coach:

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                   ‘Roz’

           Monsters Inc.

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Roz’s breath alone has kept coaches away from referees!!

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Big 10 Championship:

‘CHEATERS NEVER PROSPER’ IS WHAT MY GREAT AUNT JEWELL USED TO SAY BACK IN THE DAY!  But, Michigan is doing a good job of espionage and is definitely PROSPERING!!

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Michigan 34 Iowa 17 

High scoring game for Iowa!!  After the game Hawkeye's new offensive coordinator Brennan Marion (ex-Tulsa superstar wideout) was signed to a 10-year contract for tens of thousands!!  Todd Graham will be an offensive analyst for Iowa!

The first-ever OFFENSIVE analyst at Iowa!  Amazing!!

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THE LAST PIC of the PAC 12 Championship:

Ever………………….

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SEC Championship:

Mercedes Benz Stadium 

Atlanta, Georgia

Georgia 35 Alabama 21

Bulldog QB Carson Beck shaved his head and became a starter for the best team in America!!  In the SEC, slobber-knockerking King Saban can make you a wanted man in the Paul Finebam deep south!!

But Georgia and Kirby Smart are also favorites in the South!!  Beck threw for 321 yards and 3 touchdowns!!

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Dr Pepper Big 12 

*****B in T Upset Special*****

(0-7 2023 upset picks, bad)

Championship 

Oklahoma State 35 Texas 31

State running back Ollie Gordon is the cross between a deer and a bull!!  Gordy Ollie ran for 189 yards and 3 touchdowns over the tryptophan-overdosed Texas D Line!!  Texas and Oklahoma will play in the Orange Bowl for a rematch!!  Now OU knows how Nebraska felt in ‘79!!

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ACC Championship Game

Louisville 37 Florida State 17

With Florida States QB Jordan Travis’ foot on backward substitute QB Tate Rodemaker was not the same!  Rodemaker threw too many passes to the wrong team!  Three in fact!!  The Rodemaker stops here!!  Hahaha!  Big win for the Cardinals! Finally, a Cardinal named team can win something!

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B in T High School Finals:


6A Finals

Bixby 55 Jenks 42

UCO Stadium is now known as the field where high school teams go to play for Gold Balls!!  The Trojan D has a pick-six but still cannot overcome the Bixby offensive talent!!  After the game, a total of 27 underclassmen from Jenks announced they were transferring to Bixby including 5 8th graders!!!   True shat!  A dynasty of all dynasties is created in a little sod town called Bixby!!

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5A

Muskogee 42 Stillwater 35

Muskogee South Paw QB Ficklin flung the pigskin for 4 touchdowns and 358 yards!!

Scouts from 14 Power 5 teams and TU were served steak and lobster from McGill's while Tulsa coaches received cold pizza from Casey's!!

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Carl Albert 46 Del City 31

Former Carl Albert stud assistant principal Uncle Howard watched the game from his vacation spot in Costa Rica!!  While Howard was sipping his 4th pina colada overseas, Carl Albert scored to take a commanding lead and win the state 5A Gold Ball!!  Thank God for streaming high school OSSAA football!!


2A Semifinals


Kiefer 44 OC Millwood 42

The Keifer Trojans closing the deal unlike their 6A big brothers the Jenks Trojans!!

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B in T NFL Picks:


Thursday

Cowboys 35 Seahawks 20

The Cowboys D led by Micah Parsons and DeMarcus Lawrence spent the whole day having tea and crumpets in the laps of Geno Smith and Drew Lock!!


Chiefs 34 at Packers 21

The Chiefy Wiefies packed the Packers and shipped them down to the river in their van!!

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The late Matt Foley giving instructions on where to put the van!!


Buccaneers 13 Panthers 7

The Bucs and Baker score a Baker’s dozen to beat the hapless Panthers!

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Texans 31 Broncos 17

The Texans look playoff bound!!


Have a great sports week:


Bryan in Tulsa!





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