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Wednesday, June 7, 2023

Love me some ORU Baseball

 GUYS!!  GUYS!!  GUYS!! Actor Ethan Hawk, who is visiting Tulsa and possibly the Center for The Physically Limited, stopped by Saint Francis Hospital to visit me last weekend!!!!  NO SHAT!!  I dressed up in my room, fixed my hair, cleaned out my catheter, and gave him my best lines from Bryan in Tulsa!!!!!!  He actually did some great fake laughs!!  Great guy and he promised me a part in his next movie!

Where is Waldo Ethan's next stop?????

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         Where's Waldo Ethan

          Next?????????????


Only two area teams left in ⚾️and🥎are left!!  WOW!!

-I can claim ORU becuz my lovely daughter-in-law Keli went to ORU!

-I can claim OU because my lovely daughter Jordan and suave and Deboner's son-in-law Clark went there!!

ORU Baseball vs Oregon Ducks in the Oregon Super Regional.  AGAIN, NO respect for the Golden Eagles!

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OU Softball vs Florida State

AND THEN THERE WERE TWO!

Oklahoma softballer Jayda Coleman made a statement that made my stroke-banged-up brain ponder and should make EVERYONE think more about double standards in sports!  Her point was basically - we see Major Leaguers showing competitive swagger by flipping bats after home runs, college baseball players throwing helmets after bad calls, and football players staging fake photo ops celebrations after touchdowns!  Although Ms. Coleman thought ‘Well eff this shat’ she did not say it out loud but should have!!  The OU girls still do cheers and songs every second of every frickin game while adding the bat flip after a homerun and were criticized by their peers!  So a bat flip after an intentional walk by a meek, mild OU player (I loved the creativity) incensed a few who should consider getting a life!  Girls keep bat tossing like the men!  Perhaps the girls should take an idea from NFLer Randy Moss and show their backside!!

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Come on OU girls do it to the critics!!


75 Days till College Football Kickoff!!

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*Brownies optional.......or not!


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Bobblehead Family Sports

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Gussy’s team won the league championship game, 4 to 2 against a team from Mizzou!  His team has their own nutritionists so the post-game snacks are the following:

*Sugar-free Oranges - wtf!

*Cinnamon Rice cakes 

*Sugar-free water by Dansi

*No Salt Pretzels

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Don't tell the team parents but Gussy’s Papi had double jalapeno with cheese sausage rolls in the trunk of the Mimi-mobile!!  The day was saved by Mimi and Papi!

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Congrats to the future Tulsa Metro All-Star team!  

Side note:

Nowhere was Where’s Waldo Ethan found to the dismay of the crying 10 and under soccer kids!! ðŸ˜ªðŸ˜ªðŸ˜ªðŸ˜ªðŸ˜ªðŸ˜ªðŸ˜ªðŸ˜ªðŸ˜ª


B in T Rants:

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When is the Quick Trip on steroids coming to Oklahoma?

When will, Bu-cees the cute varmint, put a massive Woodland Hills Mall smack dab in the middle of the Turner Turnpike in Oklahoma??  Not never according to Michael T., a former QT high-level executive, who appeared on 60 Minutes discussing why Bucees is not in Oklahoma!  He is stating varmint laws in Oklahoma and gambling/weed laws are the main culprits holding back Bucees in Oklahoma!

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Stay tuned for more protests pro-Buc-ees in Oklahoma 2023!! 


Bryan in Tulsa 2023 Top 10 College Quarterbacks:


1.Caleb Williams, USC- who else, stolen from OU to SC but this future NFL #1 pick could QB Friends University and win the Heisman!

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2.Drake Mayne, North Carolina big kid who could play for 3 years under-bumbling coach Mack Brown and still be a first-round draft choice!!

3.KJ Jefferson, Arkansas has the nation's best RPO QB who at the same time can run over linebackers with a stiff arm pinky!!

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4.Bo Nix, Oregon - He must be good, he has been in college 11 years, through three pandemics, a Trump election and legalized maryjane in 32 states!

5. Michael Pratt, Tulane, tough kid and a serious gamer!  Saw him knocked unconscious against OU 2 years ago, come back the next series, and almost derailed the Lincoln Riley machine!

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6.Jayden Daniels, Kansas another RPO QB with a gun arm!!

7.JJ McCarthy, Michigan

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8.Spencer Rattler, South Carolina- add another former OU QB on the list!

9.Braylin Braxton, Tulsa whatever, he will be the breakout player of the year in 2023 and will transfer to Oklahoma State next year!

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10. Dillon Gabriel, Oklahoma

He runs the Jeff Lebby offense to perfection, the 5’11” lefty will take the Sooners to new heights this year!

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Steroid supplier is making so much $$$ or bank thanks to the new Russian weight trainer at Bixby Spartan Athletics!  

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               Bixby 2nd Grader

                           JK!!


Jimmy Dean Sausage are my favorite sausage just ahead of Blue and Gold Sausage!!  I remember Jimmy Dean as a country singer, but I still think he is alive every time I hear the sausage sizzle on today's Jimmy Dean commercials!

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MLB


Cardinals

With Arenodo and Goldschmidt on fire we have failed to mention the other Nolan!!  Second baseman/DH OF/ 3B and emergency catcher Nolan Gorman is among the tops of the NL in HRs, RBIs and SLG!!  The pitching for the Birds is HORRENDOUS!  Worst ever in Cardinal history!!  Coach Marmoll needs to start packing NOW!!


Flycatchers

The Blackwell Flycatchers won their first professional game since Grandpa Tom was a baby!!  We miss u Grandpa Tom!!  The home opener in Garden City, Kansas was won by the Flycatchers over the Wind

9 to 2!!  The Flycatcher fans had a game-watching party at The Hideaway Bar in Tonkawa!

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Can't wait to see a game and visit The Hideaway!!  I will buy the first 10 rounds at The Hideaway!!  I am very safe with this offer cuz none of our relatives read B in T!!  


Cubs

From 1st to last place is separated by 5 games!!  What a dog NL Central Division!!  Cubs are mired with a 2 games under .500 record and heading to the butt of the Division behind the Cards!


Astros

The Stros are 2 games behind the Rangers!!  20 years ago today Nolan Ryan put Robin Ventura in a headlock and pounded the top of poor Robin’s head like a Pinata!!  What does this have to do with the Astros?  Nolan did pitch for the Astros and most of his success was in Houston.   He learned to steal signs from the Astros.  Most of all he learned how to fight in the pubs in Houston!!

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Rangers

The Rangers keep on keepin' on and will start selling playoff tickets July 1st!!


Royals

In late May the Royals swept the Cards, I binge-drank Diet Dr. Pepper for hours!  Very depressing, college football 

is only 75 days away!!


Brewers

The Brewers lead the sinking ship called the National League Central with a 2 over .500 record!  Powerhouse division bro!!  Haha!!


Have a great sports week!


Bryan in Tulsa



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