Mimi and Papi B in T watched the kids last weekend and two of my granddaughters agreed with Papi on one thing, Shrek should play football for TU!! Future Tulsa first-round draft choice ‘Shrek’!
Thanks to Ana and Charlie!
Bryan in Tulsa
FAKEDOUTSPORTS.BLOGSPOT.COM
Fun at the Tulsa Indoor Football game!
IMG_1904.HEIC
IMG_1900.HEIC
Uncle Bryson is ready for the closest bar!!
Blackwell Flycatchers - Independent League Professional Baseball!!!
After over 6 years of writing various semi-average stories, I am proud to start writing as the beat writer for the Blackwell Flycatchers Independent League -- Tulsa area!! I have written many stories about the Blackwell Maroons and the birthplace of Mrs. B in T!! The season starts the first of June and could be amazing for the state of Oklahoma!! The Pecos League of Professional Baseball Clubs, which few months ago announced plans to create the independent Blackwell Flycatchers baseball team and will start up for the 2023 season the first week of June!! League has the following teams in the Mountain Division, which includes the Alpine (Texas) Cowboys, Austin (Texas) Weirdos (all-time greatest name) Tucson (Arizona) Saguaros, Garden City (Kansas) Wind, Roswell (New Mexico) Invaders, Santa Fe (New Mexico) Fuego and the Trinidad (Colorado) Triggers!!
Blackwell’s home opener will be June 6 against the Sante Fe Fuegos at Morgan Field!! Morgan Field will have numerous updates from the numerous Blackwell citizen bake sales over the last few months!! A domed stadium was shot down by the Blackwell city council by a vote of 4 to 3 but a group of investors from Tonkawa are attempting to build a domed stadium near downtown!!Tonkawa, per my conversation with one of Jami’s cousins who happens to be the associate Mayor of Tonkawa, has offered some land previously used for illegal crops!! No shat!!
B in T Top 10 Best Stadium Nick Names
1.The Swamp-Florida-Florida=Swamp=BIG GATORS=Fear!
2.The Palace on the Prairie-OU-Chasing Joe Washington and Adrian Peterson on the prairies of Oklahoma)
3.The Place where Corn is Shucked-Iowa State-Old field turned to Jack Trice Stadium! You Clone fan shucking corn:
4.Death Valley-LSU-the name alone is plenty scary!
5.The 12th Man-Texas A&M- I have been at the stadium numerous times but have never met this 12th Man fella!
6.Fort Snyder-KState- Former coach Bill Snyder was alive during numerous Civil War forts!
7.The Bounce House-UCF- Bouncing in unison can be a lot of fun when drunk or stoned!!
8.House Built by Trimble-Jenks High School-Alan Trimble is missed.
9.Between the Hedges-Georgia- the hedges have saved many players from the wire fence and wall BUT lots of chigger bits from the hedges!!
10.The Kids House-Tulsa-Small field recreating the Tulsa Skelly field for kids to play ball!! Real field turf too!!
Ranking new and old Big 12 and SEC coaches in a last-man-standing wrastling match:
1.Brent Venables, Oklahoma eats nails with Tabasco sauce during OU spring game!
2.Sam Pittman, Arkansas- Old-time offensive line coach and ex-wrestler has heavyweight wrestler girth!
3.David Aranda, Baylor- way too quiet, once looked at a ref over a bad call and made him cry!!
4. Mark Stoops, Kentucky -Youngstown, Ohio born, the Stoops brothers cleared out barrooms in Youngtown by simply walking in!!
5.Lane Kiffin, Ole Miss, not a fighter but a great runner, all of the coaches cold knock the snot out of him but can they catch him........probably not!!
6. Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State, all-state wrastler from Midwest City, and during a press conference once put a journalist in a sleeper hold when he did not like the question! Believe to have saved his wrestling tights from high school!
7. Kirby Smart, Georgia, wrestles alligators on the off-season!
Lower half-
130. Gus Malzahn, Central Florida, demeanor is too metrosexual for wrestling!
131.Nick Saban, Alabama, too old, his wife can put him in a arm bar!
132. Extended to the entire college football association, dead last Lincoln Riley USC - he wears skinny jeans when sunning at Santa Monica beach, no lie Google it! Ha! Wrestlers do not wear skinny jeans!!
MLB
Cardinals
Superstar and future Hall of Famer Paul Goldschmidt is trying to put the Cardinal 14 games under the .500 record on his back by hitting 3 home runs a game!! The other future Hall of Famer Nolan Arenado is coming back hard and starting to pound homers!! Arenado has 7 homers in a 5 game span against Detroit and Milwaukee!! OMG!
Flycatchers
Blackwell's home opener is next week!! Hunting season will have to take a back seat for 60 days to pro baseball!!
Cubs
Chicago cubbies are hovering around 20 wins and 20 losses while Chicago bars are packed with Cub fans celebrating .500 and planning a ticker tape celebration on Rush Street!!
Rangers
The first-place Rangers are pounding the baseball like the OU girls are massacring the softball!!
Royals
The Royals vs Cards I35 series is close with .355 to .350 lead winning % not batting average!
Ha.
Astros
With my Stros at .500 and my Cards tanking, my beloved family in Houston have told me to take all my Astro mancave pictures down or move from Tulsa to Houston but then retracted stating that having me living within the same state would be bad!!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
Mimi and Papi B in T watched the kids last weekend and two of my granddaughters agreed with Papi on one thing, Shrek should play football for TU!! Future Tulsa first-round draft choice ‘Shrek’!
Thanks to Ana and Charlie!
Bryan in Tulsa
FAKEDOUTSPORTS.BLOGSPOT.COM
Fun at the Tulsa Indoor Football game!
IMG_1904.HEIC
IMG_1900.HEIC
Uncle Bryson is ready for the closest bar!!
Blackwell Flycatchers - Independent League Professional Baseball!!!
After over 6 years of writing various semi-average stories, I am proud to start writing as the beat writer for the Blackwell Flycatchers Independent League -- Tulsa area!! I have written many stories about the Blackwell Maroons and the birthplace of Mrs. B in T!! The season starts the first of June and could be amazing for the state of Oklahoma!! The Pecos League of Professional Baseball Clubs, which few months ago announced plans to create the independent Blackwell Flycatchers baseball team and will start up for the 2023 season the first week of June!! League has the following teams in the Mountain Division, which includes the Alpine (Texas) Cowboys, Austin (Texas) Weirdos (all-time greatest name) Tucson (Arizona) Saguaros, Garden City (Kansas) Wind, Roswell (New Mexico) Invaders, Santa Fe (New Mexico) Fuego and the Trinidad (Colorado) Triggers!!
Blackwell’s home opener will be June 6 against the Sante Fe Fuegos at Morgan Field!! Morgan Field will have numerous updates from the numerous Blackwell citizen bake sales over the last few months!! A domed stadium was shot down by the Blackwell city council by a vote of 4 to 3 but a group of investors from Tonkawa are attempting to build a domed stadium near downtown!!Tonkawa, per my conversation with one of Jami’s cousins who happens to be the associate Mayor of Tonkawa, has offered some land previously used for illegal crops!! No shat!!
B in T Top 10 Best Stadium Nick Names
1.The Swamp-Florida-Florida=Swamp=BIG GATORS=Fear!
2.The Palace on the Prairie-OU-Chasing Joe Washington and Adrian Peterson on the prairies of Oklahoma)
3.The Place where Corn is Shucked-Iowa State-Old field turned to Jack Trice Stadium! You Clone fan shucking corn:
4.Death Valley-LSU-the name alone is plenty scary!
5.The 12th Man-Texas A&M- I have been at the stadium numerous times but have never met this 12th Man fella!
6.Fort Snyder-KState- Former coach Bill Snyder was alive during numerous Civil War forts!
7.The Bounce House-UCF- Bouncing in unison can be a lot of fun when drunk or stoned!!
8.House Built by Trimble-Jenks High School-Alan Trimble is missed.
9.Between the Hedges-Georgia- the hedges have saved many players from the wire fence and wall BUT lots of chigger bits from the hedges!!
10.The Kids House-Tulsa-Small field recreating the Tulsa Skelly field for kids to play ball!! Real field turf too!!
Ranking new and old Big 12 and SEC coaches in a last-man-standing wrastling match:
1.Brent Venables, Oklahoma eats nails with Tabasco sauce during OU spring game!
2.Sam Pittman, Arkansas- Old-time offensive line coach and ex-wrestler has heavyweight wrestler girth!
3.David Aranda, Baylor- way too quiet, once looked at a ref over a bad call and made him cry!!
4. Mark Stoops, Kentucky -Youngstown, Ohio born, the Stoops brothers cleared out barrooms in Youngtown by simply walking in!!
5.Lane Kiffin, Ole Miss, not a fighter but a great runner, all of the coaches cold knock the snot out of him but can they catch him........probably not!!
6. Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State, all-state wrastler from Midwest City, and during a press conference once put a journalist in a sleeper hold when he did not like the question! Believe to have saved his wrestling tights from high school!
7. Kirby Smart, Georgia, wrestles alligators on the off-season!
Lower half-
130. Gus Malzahn, Central Florida, demeanor is too metrosexual for wrestling!
131.Nick Saban, Alabama, too old, his wife can put him in a arm bar!
132. Extended to the entire college football association, dead last Lincoln Riley USC - he wears skinny jeans when sunning at Santa Monica beach, no lie Google it! Ha! Wrestlers do not wear skinny jeans!!
MLB
Cardinals
Superstar and future Hall of Famer Paul Goldschmidt is trying to put the Cardinal 14 games under the .500 record on his back by hitting 3 home runs a game!! The other future Hall of Famer Nolan Arenado is coming back hard and starting to pound homers!! Arenado has 7 homers in a 5 game span against Detroit and Milwaukee!! OMG!
Flycatchers
Blackwell's home opener is next week!! Hunting season will have to take a back seat for 60 days to pro baseball!!
Cubs
Chicago cubbies are hovering around 20 wins and 20 losses while Chicago bars are packed with Cub fans celebrating .500 and planning a ticker tape celebration on Rush Street!!
Rangers
The first-place Rangers are pounding the baseball like the OU girls are massacring the softball!!
Royals
The Royals vs Cards I35 series is close with .355 to .350 lead winning % not batting average!
Ha.
Astros
With my Stros at .500 and my Cards tanking, my beloved family in Houston have told me to take all my Astro mancave pictures down or move from Tulsa to Houston but then retracted stating that having me living within the same state would be bad!!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
Mimi and Papi B in T watched the kids last weekend and two of my granddaughters agreed with Papi on one thing, Shrek should play football for TU!! Future Tulsa first-round draft choice ‘Shrek’!
Thanks to Ana and Charlie!
Bryan in Tulsa
FAKEDOUTSPORTS.BLOGSPOT.COM
Fun at the Tulsa Indoor Football game!
IMG_1904.HEIC
IMG_1900.HEIC
Uncle Bryson is ready for the closest bar!!
Blackwell Flycatchers - Independent League Professional Baseball!!!
After over 6 years of writing various semi-average stories, I am proud to start writing as the beat writer for the Blackwell Flycatchers Independent League -- Tulsa area!! I have written many stories about the Blackwell Maroons and the birthplace of Mrs. B in T!! The season starts the first of June and could be amazing for the state of Oklahoma!! The Pecos League of Professional Baseball Clubs, which few months ago announced plans to create the independent Blackwell Flycatchers baseball team and will start up for the 2023 season the first week of June!! League has the following teams in the Mountain Division, which includes the Alpine (Texas) Cowboys, Austin (Texas) Weirdos (all-time greatest name) Tucson (Arizona) Saguaros, Garden City (Kansas) Wind, Roswell (New Mexico) Invaders, Santa Fe (New Mexico) Fuego and the Trinidad (Colorado) Triggers!!
Blackwell’s home opener will be June 6 against the Sante Fe Fuegos at Morgan Field!! Morgan Field will have numerous updates from the numerous Blackwell citizen bake sales over the last few months!! A domed stadium was shot down by the Blackwell city council by a vote of 4 to 3 but a group of investors from Tonkawa are attempting to build a domed stadium near downtown!!Tonkawa, per my conversation with one of Jami’s cousins who happens to be the associate Mayor of Tonkawa, has offered some land previously used for illegal crops!! No shat!!
B in T Top 10 Best Stadium Nick Names
1.The Swamp-Florida-Florida=Swamp=BIG GATORS=Fear!
2.The Palace on the Prairie-OU-Chasing Joe Washington and Adrian Peterson on the prairies of Oklahoma)
3.The Place where Corn is Shucked-Iowa State-Old field turned to Jack Trice Stadium! You Clone fan shucking corn:
4.Death Valley-LSU-the name alone is plenty scary!
5.The 12th Man-Texas A&M- I have been at the stadium numerous times but have never met this 12th Man fella!
6.Fort Snyder-KState- Former coach Bill Snyder was alive during numerous Civil War forts!
7.The Bounce House-UCF- Bouncing in unison can be a lot of fun when drunk or stoned!!
8.House Built by Trimble-Jenks High School-Alan Trimble is missed.
9.Between the Hedges-Georgia- the hedges have saved many players from the wire fence and wall BUT lots of chigger bits from the hedges!!
10.The Kids House-Tulsa-Small field recreating the Tulsa Skelly field for kids to play ball!! Real field turf too!!
Ranking new and old Big 12 and SEC coaches in a last-man-standing wrastling match:
1.Brent Venables, Oklahoma eats nails with Tabasco sauce during OU spring game!
2.Sam Pittman, Arkansas- Old-time offensive line coach and ex-wrestler has heavyweight wrestler girth!
3.David Aranda, Baylor- way too quiet, once looked at a ref over a bad call and made him cry!!
4. Mark Stoops, Kentucky -Youngstown, Ohio born, the Stoops brothers cleared out barrooms in Youngtown by simply walking in!!
5.Lane Kiffin, Ole Miss, not a fighter but a great runner, all of the coaches cold knock the snot out of him but can they catch him........probably not!!
6. Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State, all-state wrastler from Midwest City, and during a press conference once put a journalist in a sleeper hold when he did not like the question! Believe to have saved his wrestling tights from high school!
7. Kirby Smart, Georgia, wrestles alligators on the off-season!
Lower half-
130. Gus Malzahn, Central Florida, demeanor is too metrosexual for wrestling!
131.Nick Saban, Alabama, too old, his wife can put him in a arm bar!
132. Extended to the entire college football association, dead last Lincoln Riley USC - he wears skinny jeans when sunning at Santa Monica beach, no lie Google it! Ha! Wrestlers do not wear skinny jeans!!
MLB
Cardinals
Superstar and future Hall of Famer Paul Goldschmidt is trying to put the Cardinal 14 games under the .500 record on his back by hitting 3 home runs a game!! The other future Hall of Famer Nolan Arenado is coming back hard and starting to pound homers!! Arenado has 7 homers in a 5 game span against Detroit and Milwaukee!! OMG!
Flycatchers
Blackwell's home opener is next week!! Hunting season will have to take a back seat for 60 days to pro baseball!!
Cubs
Chicago cubbies are hovering around 20 wins and 20 losses while Chicago bars are packed with Cub fans celebrating .500 and planning a ticker tape celebration on Rush Street!!
Rangers
The first-place Rangers are pounding the baseball like the OU girls are massacring the softball!!
Royals
The Royals vs Cards I35 series is close with .355 to .350 lead winning % not batting average!
Ha.
Astros
With my Stros at .500 and my Cards tanking, my beloved family in Houston have told me to take all my Astro mancave pictures down or move from Tulsa to Houston but then retracted stating that having me living within the same state would be bad!!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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