Bryan in Tulsa
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The Center Scoop:
Rumors are circulating that our Adaptive Softball Coach has been offered a 4-year contract to coach at another facility in Tulsa!! Details are still coming from our sister station TMZ, but a contract in the 100s has caused our coach to move on to brighter wheelchair horizons!! Good riddance to this young lady! Just like when Benedict Arnold-Lincoln Riley left OU football to go to Southern Cal, so must we hire a new wheelchair softball coach! Don't let the bat hit you in the rumpus on you way out!
B in T Rants bout nothin'
Top 10 Tunes on B in T’s Walkman while working out at the Center for Individuals with Disabilities: HA!
1 Jimmy Eats World - Something Loud
2 Boston - Feelin’ Satisfied
3 Foster the People - Worst Nights
4 The 1975 - I'm in Love with You
5 Dan Gokey - Love God Love People
6 The 1975 - The Sound
7 The Black Keys - Wild Child
8 Wilderado - Surefire- local studs
*9 Every Disco song ever made
*10 Any REO Speedwagon song ever created or thought of
What's wrong with this?
-Mrs B in T thinks my meds are effed up
-My 4 adult kids think I am going through a phase
-My Grandkids think I am cool
-My friends blame it on over-medicating!
The old Catdog cartoon was really cute for my kids back in the late 90s!! Of note, over the years each of the kids ask where does Catdog go to the bathroom, Dad?? My response was a firm......Go ask your mom!!🤣🤣
The OKC Thunder team that beat the Lakers on TNT national television as Lebron James set the all-time scoring record was the youngest team in the history of the NBA!!
Bixby super stud forward Parker Freiderichson has de-committed from Notre Dame!
All TU can offer him is a good solid degree in mechanical engineering, with no NIL deals, just free Coneys at Coney Island on 11th Street!! The young man from Bixby will make appearances before games! Coneys before major college basketball games can cause digestive problems for the young man!! Looks like Wake Forrest may be the front-runner!!
Who is the girl in the Nissan
commercials?! Brie Larson of Captain Marvel and Avengers fame!! She can melt you with her X-ray eyes and will sell you a 2023 Nissan Rogue in the same breath!! She was seen at a public picnic with Ant-Man carrying away food according to my TMZ correspondents!
B in T College Basketball Picks:
Alabama 78 Arkansas 68
The Hog basketball team seems to be stumbling!! This stumbling coincides with the exact time that their former press secretary turned Arkansas Governor rip arse in the State of the Union speech!
The Razorbacks are still a solid 7 seed!! Alabama is honing its resume for the one seed in the South!!
Iowa State 78 Oklahoma 67
Clone nation is so excited to get to the dance this year after a 2-26 record in 2022!! A number of Clone donors demanded that the Eustacy days of parties, paying big bucks to recruits from the sale of magical mushrooms, and exam cheating, return to the Iowa State Cyclones!! In 2023 the Clones are projected a 4th seed in the East region! Looks like the Eustacy was reinstated!
Oklahoma State 82 Kansas State 71
Even with the season-ending injury to guard Avery Anderson the Pokes continue to play very average in late season! It is beneficial that the 7’10” Moose Cisse is playing like the reincarnation of Hakeem Olajuwon!!
ORU 83 at South Dakota State 74
Literally, this is the closest game they have played in the conference!! 39 NET ranking
Kentucky 82 Auburn 77
My two favorite coaches duke it out after the game!! Kentucky’s Calamari tried to put coach Pearl in a headlock in the handshake line! A scuffle almost ensued but both coaches and coaching staffs backed off to save their Brooks Brothers suits!! Could have been messy!!
Tulsa 74 UCF 71
Huge win for the 2023 hapless Hurricane!! Interesting event at the after-game celebration when the entire Sigma Chi fraternity was arrested trying to carry the north b-ball goal to the Arkansas river!! Roy?? Get you boys in line!!
Have a great sports week!
B in T
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