Bryan in Tulsa
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B in T Rant about nutin’
The Thunder, whom I am intrigued and pissed at, at the same time, beat the NBA’s best by close to 100 ten days ago!! OKC played without it's best player and still dominated!! Of course two days later lost to the Dayton Muskrats of the NBA G league by 40!! CONSISTENCY....vs....YOUTH
*ORU is the Top Rated College Basketball Small Conference Team:
1 ORU - Only school listed with it's own Prayer Tower!
2 Iona - is located in New York, not Iowa
3 Liberty - lots of success in money-making sports while only in D1 sports for a half-decade or so! Very suspicious!
4 Broken Arrow High School, Tulsa- has more athletes than Tulsa U.
5 Umass Lowell - sells garden supplies
6 Longwood - the Lancers win the cool mascot award!
7 Furman - best GPA
8 Norfolk St
9 Bryant - best AC units in the nation are made here!
10 UNCA - could not find in GOOGLE
11 Siena - I thought this school was in Austria!
12 Queens - duh
13 UTC
14 Dale High School, Oklahoma - two 7-footers in starting lineup! Now, where is Dale, Oklahoma?
15 Memorial High School Tulsa
16 Wagner - not Wagoner 4A Oklahoma Gold ball 🏈 Champions in football!
17 Jacksonville
18 E WASH
19 Colgate - too easy
20 BTWashington High School Girls, Tulsa/ best coach in the USA!
21 NW ST
22 Kennesaw St
23 St Thomas
24 Quinnipiac
25 High Point - great party school! Many cannabis shops!
* Tulane and TU will dominate the AAC football over the next 10 years per B in T - hehe!!
* I love TU’s portal transfer Pressley, maybe more than Elvis Pressley!
*Travis Meyer just said ‘hook echo’ 3 times in the same sentence! And smiled!! I swear!!
*Continue Praying 🙏🏼 Damar Hamlin's full recovery!
*Holland Hall moves up to 5A from 4A for girls' and boys' basketball in mid-season!! This is an unprecedented move in mid-season by the OSSAA and rumors say the set of 6’10” triplets, 2 boys and one girl from Nova Scotia are now attending the elite private school in south Tulsa!! Heiko and Slauvetta Borgenstein have moved their freshman basketball-dominating triplets to the HH Dutch!! Most of the boy's games have dominant wins!! But when u put a dominant 6’10” (Hilda Borgenstein) girl loose in the private school realm then heads turn quickly!! Locally and nationally!! A media circus, with CBS, ESPN, and TMZ all camped in south Tulsa 81st between Yale and Sheridan!! More to come!!
Bed, Bath and Beyond is filing bankruptcy!! OMG, where is Mrs. B in T gonna hide during football season?
TU and OU girls' basketball is dope! Yes I said dope and I meant it!! It looks like the best chances for NCAA Bids for area girls are TU, OU, and Arkansas and for men ORU, Arkansas, OU, and OSU look stout!!
Oklahoma State fans are not fond of recent football Portal trends!! Ten days ago Cowpoke football lost 70% of its receiving yards for 2022 to the transfer portal, BUT, they gained a left-handed deep snapper from Gans, Oklahoma!
College Basketball picks:
ORU 88 Western Illinois 71
The Golden Eagles will be favored in all the remaining conference games!! Give the ball to Max!!
Oklahoma 77 West Virginia 72
The Sooner crowds for basketball and baseball show up like Dodger fans to baseball games; when they damn near have nothing else to do!! The student section snuck a Busch Light keg into Loyd Noble to liven up the crowd!!
Arkansas 82 at Vanderbilt 74
The Commodores court is raised for the Theatre College to do performances and basketball players to blow out ankles! The Hogs are final four good! Yes, you heard it here first!!
Kansas 78 Iowa State 77
Iowa State freshman superstar Happy Highland (grandson of former walk-on Kevin) misses a layup to seal the win for Kansas!! Cyclone guard Caleb Grill scores 26 in defeat! Very little known fact: Caleb is a way distant cousin of Frank Grillo!! Italian-ish side of the Grill descendants!! Google it!!
Baylor 68 Oklahoma State 64
The Cowboys play everyone tuff! The Big 12 will be even nastier when Texas and OU leave and Houston is added!! OUCH!
Wichita State 77 Tulsa 66
The Tulsa team has some talent but no depth. Coach Konkol will turn this team around!! Thanks to my son-in-law for the courtside seats!
Tennessee 76 Kentucky 73
Kentucky coach Calipari’s hair gets greyer with every loss! He reminds me of the tall guy on Night Court!!
Bobblehead:
Dealing with 5 grandkids in 3 days has all of the B in T family and DOG on edge!!
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FIRST-ROUND NFL PLAYOFFS!!
Tampa Bay 107 Dallas 2
One-and-done Dallas again and leaves this Cowboy fan wondering WHY do I care? Go Eagles and Jalen Hurts!! Tom Brady signs a 10-year contract with Stay free adult depends immediately after the victory over the Cowgirls!!
Vikings 28 Giants 27
The Vikings are good and the Giants are peeking, should be a great game!! Who cares!!
Have a great sports week!!
B in T
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