Bryan in Tulsa
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Halloween 🎃 Cookies
with Gus!!
I know that at least one or two of my 13 followers are thinkin that the added brown stuff on top is either a Twix bar or Gustavo may have snuck a dog dookie on Papa’s cookie?!?!?!
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Updated B in T High School Rankings
1 Bixby - so obvious
2 Bixby JV - ditto
3 Union Tulsa - Lots of D1 studs!
4 Jenks - QB Owens is dope!
5 Stillwater- QB Gundy NIL deal is worth 100s of dollars!
6 Cushing - 3 Billion dollar oil refinery deal puts them in the top 6!
7 Oklahoma - offense is back
8 Coweta - QB Na’Kylsn Starks is run first but man can he run and knock ur head plum off!!
9 Mustang - add west side teams here
10 Norman North - ditto
11 Owasso - the legend of - The Blankenship continues until he retires and gets a farm in Spiro!
12 Tonkawa - great Americana town, and great small school football!! One more item, great relatives with a gluten-free moonshine still!!
13 Cascia Hall - they do super for a team that has 110 players and no one weighs more than 200 lbs!
14 Muskogee - Awesome brand new stadium and attitude
15 Carl Albert - always good and Uncle Howard once roamed the CA halls with a huge principal paddle! With holes!
16 Lincoln Christian - 3A dynasty is spelled LC
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B in T College Picks:
BV
OU vs Idle
OU football team takes a 2-night trip to Silver Dollar 🎃Halloween, in Branson, Missouri during BV took the entire Defense to the Extreme Haunted Hayride! This is Missouri's largest and most famous haunted hayride doubles as the star attraction at Hanna Haunted Acres!!Tension builds as the tractor pulls you through the cursed woods, where ghastly creatures and grisly beasts await!! In past years, guests have been terrorized by animatronic monsters ranging from super-sized spiders to a pumpkin king rising from the flames, as well as dedicated actors dressed up like witches, ghouls, and more!! Masked actors may even try to climb aboard the wagon with you!!
After 2 minutes on the ride, several players left because of EXTREME FEAR!!! 👻👻
OU football player after
EXTREME HAYRIDE!🎃
Tulsa 38 at Temple 32
There are not a lot of historical remembrances of Temple football to my age-old farts!! The only knowledge of the Temple Owls for me is comedian Bill Cosby went to school there!! We are all aware of Paul Harvey's rest of the story, with Mr. Cosby!! Temple is smack dab in the middle of Philadelphia and close to Eye of the Tiger and Rocky!! Tulsa has kept 80% of it's games within 6 points over the last 3-plus years!! So guess what, the ‘Cane’ rule the Owls by 6!! A great road win for TU and a game closer to Bowl Eligibility! Ha! I will be watching the TU game quietly in a bar in Houston Friday night!! My superhuman Houston relatives are having our annual Halloween 🎃🎃 / Fall Football excursion to our Woodland, Texas Bed and Breakfast with chocolates on the pillows (Halloween Peanut M&Ms)!!
Oklahoma State 42 Texas 31
This game ticket in Stillwater has been sold out since Coach Gundy offered to give one clump of his trimmed mullet hair with every ticket sold!! The tickets were sold out one week before the kickoff!! Amazingly there was plenty of Gundy mullet hair left!! The stadium paddles were pounding the Cowboy walls, the waves of wheat were waving, and the Cowboy offense was led by Bixby’s Brennan Pressley’s 7 catches for 142 yards and 2 touchdowns!!
Baylor 41 Kansas 34
Baylor and OSU seem to be fighting for the top spot in the Big 12!! The Kansas Jayhawks are the surprise team in the whole wide world!! The last time KU was relevant in football was when coach Mark Mangino threw his weight around the Big 12 in 2004 to 2008 seasons!!
Texas A&M 31 at South Carolina 21
The Aggies are staring smack dab at the Stayfree Independence Bowl against Tulsa!! Also, according to my 9-year-old grandson source, Tulsa and Texas A&M will trade coaches after the bowl game, straight up, and the Aggie Trustees have agreed to pay BOTH coaches' salaries!
Wake Forest 31 Boston College 24
BC is struggling with its mental approach to football, and once you lose, put that loss behind you and ‘start over again’ as the song goes!!
Wake Forest is a top-25 program and the Eagles, a la Tulsa University, have been attempting to be a top-25 team for 100 years plus!! Have faith in Eagle 🦅 Pride, we are still bowl-eligible!!
TCU 28 Kansas State 27
The Horned Toads are thrilled that the KState Mild Cat’s kicker was hungover after the Sewer Party at the Sigma Chi house!!
Ohio State 42 Iowa 21
The Buckeyes have talent and mystery around the team according to many of my TMZ Halloween correspondences!!
Many are reporting that Ohio State head coach Ryan Day is wearing Just For Men Beard Blackening!! Count Dracula? 🧛♂️🧛♂️🧛♂️🧛♂️🧛♂️🧛♂️🧛♂️🧛♂️🧛♂️🧛♂️🧛♂️
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Notre Dame 48 Nevada 21
The Notre Dame fan base must let Coach Freeman have time to breathe before they start jumping down his throat!! The Irish dominated the Wolf Pack in every phase of the game! At half time the award 🏆 winning Wolfpack cheerleaders had an impromptu cheer-off with the Irish cheer team!! The scene brought a tear to numerous cheer coaches throughout America!!
B in T High School Picks:
Pumpkin Man spotted at Hominy vs Tonkawa game at the home of the Bucks!!
So we have the Bucks of Hominy vs the Bucaneers of Tonkawa!! Again, a small incident happened before the game when a crowd of 8,000 was lined up all over the wheat fields to see this furrrickin game and gather goodies from PM (Pumpkin Man)!! A Tonkawa mom and a Hominy mom argued over the last team program and neither would share!! After a long talk with the Hominy Police and 5 cupcakes from Pumpkin 🎃 Man, the two arch-rivals hugged and became besties for life!!❤️
Tonkawa 31 at Hominy 27
MOM O METER
HOMINY MOMS .978
TONKAWA MOMS .966
The Hominy moms edged out the Tonkawa mothers in the weightlifting when 125 lb Shila Holtgrafer from Hominy benched 258lbs almost twice her weight and winning the Gold medal!!
Claremore 31 Bishop Kelley 28
The Claremore Zebra helmet design is close to the Cincinnati Bengals, but not quite as ugly!! Claremore kicker hits a 17 and one-half-yard field goal that eeeeeeks over the crossbar as time runs out!!
Bixby 72 Westmore 12
A number of the Bixby and Westmore FFA members (Future Farmers of America) were caught with a Spartan hookah bong behind the newly marbled Spartan locker room!! Several Bixby parents confiscated the hookah bong and were found later laughing and howling at the moon for hours!!
Blackwell 27 at Chisholm 24
Blackwell had a mid-season exchange student from Brazil named Rafa Sasha kick 9 field goals and miss one from 72 yards, just short by 1 yard!!
BTW 48 Muskogee 41
The Hornet’s football numbers are down but the talent is still there! With studs Boone and Tease and some 9th and 10th-grade talent, the Hornets are still 6All dangerous but the future is suspect!! Although BTW talent seems to be headed south some, the Muskogee head coach Travis Hill knows how to build a strong team!! is- East Central!
Broken Arrow 48 Enid 8
The Tigers are hungry for some wins after a murderous early schedule, and the Plainsmen are just what Coach Josh Blankenship ordered!!
Cascia Hall 38 Bristow 14
Cascia Hall game admittance was free if you dressed as a Halloween ghoul or were Pumpkin Man!!
Choctaw 41 Lawton 34
Choctaw is my sleeper pick to win 6All, beating Lawton was huge to secure home field for the playoffs!
Cushing 54 at Cleveland 14
The area roped off for college football scouts had to be tripled in size due to the visitors from Cushing’s talent!!
The Cleveland Tiger's parents were excited when they scored the first touchdown but the Cushing Tigers were even more excited when they scored the next 7 touchdowns!!
The Cushing Tiger is much meaner than the Cleveland Tiger below!!
Will Rogers 42 at Hale 13
These scores were reversed 50 years ago!! Go Rangers 2034!!
Jenks 56 Southmore 0
The Trojans decided to let their defense play offense in the second half, no more points were scored for either side!!
B in T NFL Picks!
Cowboys 31 Lions 17
The Cowboys continue to beat the teams you would expect ‘em to beat and lose to the ones they are supposed to lose to!!! Fortunately, the Cowboys have played some weak adversaries!! The Lions are considering bringing Barry Sanders out of retirement!!! Think of the 💰💵💰💵💰💵💰
Chiefs 31 at 49ers 21
The Chiefs have decided to sign QB Mahomes to a lifetime contract for 1 billion dollars!! And to think Broadway Joe Namath signed for $400,000 in 1972!
Texans 27 at Raiders 24
The Texans D played like a man 👨🏻🦰 possessed by a demon!!
Bears 15 at Patriots 14
The Bears scored 15 by 3 safeties and 3 field goals!! For the 3rd straight game the Bears carried their kicker off the field!!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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