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Wednesday, June 22, 2022

Boomer Sooner Baseball

Bryan in Tulsa


Go Sooner Baseball!!  World Series finals!!

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BOBBLEHEAD FAMILY SPORTS:

Football Season is 67 days away!!

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B in T notes


Oklahoma State Fans Most Hated List:

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  1. Oklahoma fans- OU fans are the antichrist to the Cowboys!
  2. Barry Switzer- Oklahoma State fans raise their young to never say the F word, Sh word, Barry and Switzer or they will go straight to HE🏑🏑!!!
  3. Baker Mayfield- OSU fans love to watch Baker struggle on the field while his commercial appeal declined as well!
  4. Sooner Schooner- many think the Sooner Schooner was booby-trapped by some OSU mechanical engineer students causing the Schooner to tip over a few years ago!!
  5. Mike Gundy- many OSU fans just do not like Mike, cuz he only occasionally beats OU, which is not enough!
  6. Skinny Jeans- Wranglers all the way!
  7. Crimson Red- same color as blood AND the Sooners!!
  8. When Eskimo Joes has the last call for alcohol 🍺!!
  9. When we have way too much rain in the wheat fields of Stillwater and Kay County!!
  10. Texas Longhorns- Even TU and ORU fans hate the Longhorns!!


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2022 College Football is Raising Naming Imaging Likeness (NIL) monies : 


July 14th 

Nick Saban vs Jimbo Fisher

Mazola Wrestling contests

3 rounds or till one gives up!

Held at the AT&T Stadium in Arlington, tickets have been sold out for months!!  Both coaches will wear nothing but goggles and banana Speedos!!  Expected NIL funds raised: $11 million split between Bama and Aggie land!

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July 24th

Lincoln Riley vs Brent Venables

Old fashion MMA bout!!  The bout will be at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, sold out ten days after Lincoln bolted to So Cal!!  Riley would not travel within 2 states of Oklahoma!!  Expected NIL funds raised- $13.5 split between OU and USC!


August 3rd

Concert at Cains Ballroom  starring LB Justin Wright and OL Chris Paul (Washington Commanders) - Tickets are still available!  Both entertainers will be singing their hearts out for the University of Tulsa NIL funds!  Expected NIL funds raised for the University of Tulsa - $7,245.33

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B in T Tidbits:


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  • Cal Swanson 2023 QB out of Ardmore earns his first FBS offer!!  Stoked for worked hard for this one!!  6-foot-3, 190 pounds and throws an effortless, accurate ball!!  It was only a matter of time before he ascended to Power 5 status!  He has since committed to the Illini!!

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  • Whatever happened to the Cubs Sammy Sosa?

-a skin transplant?

-joined Dancing with the Stars

-joined a barbershop quartet in the Dominican Republic 

-created skin moisturizing product called ‘Glowing’ 

-wrote a book called ‘A White Dude in a Dominican Body’  Sold 10’s!

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  • I see a strange resemblance here, do you?  Southern Cal - Coach Putin.                   VS

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  • Russian New President Lincoln Riley

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  • Top Name Imaging Likeness (NIL) Money Rankings


1 - Bryce Young QB 3.1 M Alabama

2 - Caleb Williams QB USC 2.4 M

3 - CJ Stroud QB 2.4 M

4 - Spencer Rattler QB South Carolina 2 Million

5 - Quinn Evers QB Texas 2 M


Others:

145th - General Booty OU QB $12,456 Sonic has named a shake after him called........you guessed it......the ‘Booty Shake’!!

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Booty Shake


189th - Spencer Sanders OSU QB $10,035  Spencer Sander’s took over Spencer Rattler’s old Charlie’s Chicken 🍗 gig with a slight change in the last name!!


275th - Davis Brinn Tulsa QB $6,277  Davis also has the rights to 30 coneys a week from the 11th Street Coney Island!!  Must wear a Coney Island shirt out publically 3 nights a week!!  True shat!

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  • Things beginning to look like Christmas for Cushing 2023 QB Blaze Berlowitz!!  The 6’3” 215lb QB with a howitzer for an arm has college recruiters drooling and sitting outside of the Cushing locker rooms to chat with Berkowitz!!  Now it needs to happen for Cushing WR Camden Crooks!  He’s been one of the most productive players in NE Oklahoma over the last 2 years!!

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  • UCLA Bruin Maya Brady hit two homers against the Sooner softball machine!!  And yes she IS the niece of the most perfect human quarterback machine alive, G.O.A.T!!!  Tom Brady!!  

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MLB:


Astros:  42- 25

P Lance McCullars has started rehab and should be throwing BBs soon!!  With a ten-game lead in their division the Astros have decided to do some ‘load management’ and will let superstar Altuve have the rest of the season off till playoffs!!  Is that cheating?🤪🤪🤪


Cardinals:  39 -31

Young arms, Gordon Graceffo, was recently called up to Springfield and lefty Mark Liberature was called up to St. Louis for a couple of starts, both will be in the rotation by the end if the year!  Trust me, never wrong!


Cubs 26-42

Cubs snap the Brave's 15-game winning streak!!  Cubs have a huge ticker-tape parade to celebrate stopping another MLB team's winning streak!!


Rangers - 33-36

Shortstop Marcus Simien is starting to hit above his weight and causing the Texas brass to feel strong about finding a SS that will finally be decent!!


Have a great sports week!


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