Bryan in Tulsa
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Family Bobbleheads:
Gus
Ana
My OKC toddler Grandkids like to send text messages to our family group text and leave the deciphering of their unique messaging to Papa B in T, an actual message is below:
😁🚑🚚🚜🦯🚜🦬🧉⛄️🌈💨🌈🌫🌫🌫🌈🌫🌫🌫🌫🌈☀️🌊⚡️⚡️💨🌈💨☁️💨🌈🌈💨💨🌈🌥🍒🥕🍇🍑🫒🍑🍈🍒🫒🍑🥕🍅🥕🍅🫒🍅🍅🫒🍅🫒🫒🍑🫒🥭🧄🥭🥭🫒🍑🥭🫒🥭🫒🥭🫒🫒🍑🍑🍑🫒🍑🍑🫒🍑🍑🥯🥝🫒🥚🌯🥮🥮🌯🥮🥫🥮🥫🍢🥫🍢🍝🥮🍝🥮🥫🍣🍣🏹🪰🪲🐦🐛🐧🐧🪰🐧🐧🐧🐛🐦🐦🪱🪱🪰🦅🪱🦅🪱🪱🦅🪱🦆🐦🦕🦖🦖🦎🐍🐢🐦🕸🦗🐧🐦🕷🐔🦗🐧🪰🐧🐧🐧🦆🐥🦆🕷🦅🪰🦆🪰🦉🪲🦆🦗🦆🦗🦆🕷🦟🦅🐧🕷🐒🦟🐧🦗🐧🐧🐜🐧🐞🐧🪰🐧🐞🐧🪰🐔🐜🐜🐧🐜🐧🦗🐧🐧🕷🐧🪰🪰
What the HE🏒🏒 does that mean Papa B in T?
The message that is being sent by my lovely granddaughters from the land of OKC, is simply stating that the weather will be partly cloudy with chances of clouds and rainbows 🌈 to be followed by garden fruits and vegetables and finally a trip to the zoo to see insects, mammals, and animals of all types!! Thanks to the OKC grands we will look for more 2 and 3-year-old texts meanings in the future!!
PS5 2021 vs Big ass slot car track 1970? I love the track!!
Bryan in Tulsa
FAKEDOUTSPORTS.BLOGSPOT.COM
Family Bobbleheads:
Gus
Ana
My OKC toddler Grandkids like to send text messages to our family group text and leave the deciphering of their unique messaging to Papa B in T, an actual message is below:
😁🚑🚚🚜🦯🚜🦬🧉⛄️🌈💨🌈🌫🌫🌫🌈🌫🌫🌫🌫🌈☀️🌊⚡️⚡️💨🌈💨☁️💨🌈🌈💨💨🌈🌥🍒🥕🍇🍑🫒🍑🍈🍒🫒🍑🥕🍅🥕🍅🫒🍅🍅🫒🍅🫒🫒🍑🫒🥭🧄🥭🥭🫒🍑🥭🫒🥭🫒🥭🫒🫒🍑🍑🍑🫒🍑🍑🫒🍑🍑🥯🥝🫒🥚🌯🥮🥮🌯🥮🥫🥮🥫🍢🥫🍢🍝🥮🍝🥮🥫🍣🍣🏹🪰🪲🐦🐛🐧🐧🪰🐧🐧🐧🐛🐦🐦🪱🪱🪰🦅🪱🦅🪱🪱🦅🪱🦆🐦🦕🦖🦖🦎🐍🐢🐦🕸🦗🐧🐦🕷🐔🦗🐧🪰🐧🐧🐧🦆🐥🦆🕷🦅🪰🦆🪰🦉🪲🦆🦗🦆🦗🦆🕷🦟🦅🐧🕷🐒🦟🐧🦗🐧🐧🐜🐧🐞🐧🪰🐧🐞🐧🪰🐔🐜🐜🐧🐜🐧🦗🐧🐧🕷🐧🪰🪰
What the HE🏒🏒 does that mean Papa B in T?
The message that is being sent by my lovely granddaughters from the land of OKC, is simply stating that the weather will be partly cloudy with chances of clouds and rainbows 🌈 to be followed by garden fruits and vegetables and finally a trip to the zoo to see insects, mammals, and animals of all types!! Thanks to the OKC grands we will look for more 2 and 3-year-old texts meanings in the future!!
PS5 2021 vs Big ass slot car track 1970? I love the track!!
B in T Notes:
TU, OSU, OU, and Arkansas all won their bowl games!!
I am proud to live in Oklahoma and being born in Boone County Hospital in Harison, Arkansas makes my ability to rejoice in all the team victories!! Especially TU!! My brother in law Mike passed away suddenly last week
and was a huge fan of the OSU Cowboys!! He loved to gig me when the Cowboys would beat my Hurricane but he did it a fun-loving way that was the way he lived his life!! He watched the game from his recliner with his Coors can with our heavenly Father as OSU laid it on the Irish!!
I will miss the hell out of him!! B in T Football fans should enjoy the heck out of life today, each game you watch with friends and family should be embellished and enjoyed!! Congrats to the area teams and rest in peace Mike and get your heavenly recliner ready cuz the Pokes are gonna be real good next year!!
Stoops for Governor of Oklahoma
After his one-game trouncing of Oregon in the Alamo Bowl, legendary coach Bob Stoops was taken away in a stretch limo with a case of his Rock ‘n Roll tequila to announce his candidacy for Governor of Oklahoma!!
More notes:
Star QB Caleb Williams will transfer to USC!
OSU QB Spencer Sanders has moved to the transfer portal to wear the Crimson and Cream of OU!!
TU stud lineman Jaxson Player will be back next year!! Our defense could be lethal in 2022!!
Top 10 Snow Scene Movies:
(With 80-degree temps on Christmas, Oklahoma Meteorologists are on suicide watch; so let's go far away with B in T and bring some snow back!)
🌨⛄️🌨⛄️🌨⛄️🌨⛄️🌨⛄️🌨⛄️
- Ice Age - There’s no particular snow scene that stands out, however the film itself is clever, funny and deserves to be recognized in this newly created snow film list!!
- It’s a Wonderful Life - When George Bailey begs God for his life back, the snow starts to fall as if on cue!
- Elf - With his extraordinary snowball throwing skills, it turns out that life in the North Pole teaches you more than just how to make toys!!
- The Shining - If Jack Nicholson chased you through a giant maze in the dead of winter with an ax would you be pissing in your shorts? The answer is yes!
- Fargo - This thriller is about a sloppy murder spree that's foiled by a local sheriff in, you guessed it, Fargo, North Dakota!! A leg in the wood chipper in snow is my fav!!
- The Day After Tomorrow - Dennis Quaid and Jake Gyllenhaal portray a father-son duo who fight to survive after the world enters an Ice Age!! Written by the late Art Bell, my fav!
- The Polar Express - You'll feel like a kid again watching this magical film with your little rug rats and hot chocolate!!
- White Christmas - The greatest scene ever at the end when it finally starts snowing at the colonel's Inn and the title song is played!!
- Frozen - The best animation in the history of animation! Walt Disney would love it!
- The Thing - Throwing the horror movie classic in with Frozen seems a bit unconventional but snow is snow!!🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨
TRUE OR FALSE?
Pro Wrestling Legend “Macho Man” Randy Savage was in the St.Louis Redbirds farm system
Answer: TRUE If your pick was correct you win a pair of Macho Man tights!! Randy Poffo, as he was known then, hit .254 in four seasons as a catcher in the Cardinals' system (three years) and one year with the Reds at Class A Tampa in 1974. He later became a bulked-up savage man in the ring!!
Quote from Mike Golic Jr.
Re: Tulsa football:
“there's a 2-year sample size of this btw. I believe Tulsa had Four 4th-quarter comebacks last year? they only have one speed, and that's chaos.”
College Basketball Picks:
Arkansas 76 at Texas A&M 71
Nice SEC Road win for the Razorbacks!! Razorback Coach Mussleman body surfed the student section but went to the floor in the big donor section! What does that mean!!
Okla State 69 Texas 67
Okie State twin Keylon Boone tipped in the winning basket with .02 left in the game!
Tulsa 71 at UCF 64
Tulsa scoring machine Jeriah Horne scored 17 points in the last 12 minutes!! Winner, winner chicken dinner!!
ORU 79 at Western Illinois 75
ORU is where my daughter-in-law went to school AND she gave me two ORU basketball t-shirts 👕!! Gifts do help in having B in T pick your team, I am not gonna lie ‘bout that!!
Texas Tech 87 Kansas 84
Both teams are in the 10 ten in men's basketball and number of assistant coaches in Armani suits!! Bill Self wore a vested tweeted suit from the Sherlock Holmes collection!!
Oklahoma 82 Iowa State 81
Oklahoma coach Porter Mozier who is no relation to Porter Wagner from Hee Haw fame, has all the female students attending OU games just to get close to the Marcus Welby MD of college basketball! Only a few folks will get that!
Kentucky 78 Georgia 68
Both of these schools have something in common with Tulsa University:
A. They all three have students
B. They all three have football teams
C. They all three have mascots that can bite you!! Bulldogs, Wildcats, and Golden Retriever twin doggies!
D. THEY ALL THREE HAD THE GREAT TUBBY SMITH AS THEIR HEAD COACH!
E. All the above
F. No one cares
Answer is E!! - F possibly for some
College Football Picks:
CFP National Championship presented by AT&T:
Georgia 38 Alabama 35
Georgia coach Kirby Smart has not defeated Nick Saban since starting yoga classes 10 years ago! Mind over matter!? Two of the best Ds in America took some time off as the offenses rolled in the second half! Georgia QB J.T. Daniels threw 2 touchdowns in the last 7 minutes to put the Bulldogs in the winner's circle!!
NFL Picks:
Browns 28 Bengals 23
The Browns won but no playoffs this year!! The Cleveland posse has told Baker Mayfield to leave town by high noon and take his stupid commercials with him!! Bye-bye Baker!
Eagles 27 Cowboys 21
The Cowboys played Taxi squad players and players under Covid 19 watch against the Eagle starters and still almost won!
Chiefs 34 at Broncos 28
The Chiefy wiefies have won 10 in a row to glide into the playoffs!! Mahomes' brother picked a fight with Bronco legend John Elway and is currently drinking all of his food through a straw! Poor wittle fella!!
Cardinals 31 Seahawks 21
The Cards will play Bixby 6th grade red in the wildcard game in the first round!!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa!
B in T Notes:
TU, OSU, OU, and Arkansas all won their bowl games!!
I am proud to live in Oklahoma and being born in Boone County Hospital in Harison, Arkansas makes my ability to rejoice in all the team victories!! Especially TU!! My brother in law Mike passed away suddenly last week
and was a huge fan of the OSU Cowboys!! He loved to gig me when the Cowboys would beat my Hurricane but he did it a fun-loving way that was the way he lived his life!! He watched the game from his recliner with his Coors can with our heavenly Father as OSU laid it on the Irish!!
I will miss the hell out of him!! B in T Football fans should enjoy the heck out of life today, each game you watch with friends and family should be embellished and enjoyed!! Congrats to the area teams and rest in peace Mike and get your heavenly recliner ready cuz the Pokes are gonna be real good next year!!
Stoops for Governor of Oklahoma
After his one-game trouncing of Oregon in the Alamo Bowl, legendary coach Bob Stoops was taken away in a stretch limo with a case of his Rock ‘n Roll tequila to announce his candidacy for Governor of Oklahoma!!
More notes:
Star QB Caleb Williams will transfer to USC!
OSU QB Spencer Sanders has moved to the transfer portal to wear the Crimson and Cream of OU!!
TU stud lineman Jaxson Player will be back next year!! Not at TU shat!!!! OU or OSU defense could be lethal in 2022 with Player!!
Top 10 Snow Scene Movies:
(With 80-degree temps on Christmas, Oklahoma Meteorologists are on suicide watch; so let's go far away with B in T and bring some snow back!)
🌨⛄️🌨⛄️🌨⛄️🌨⛄️🌨⛄️🌨⛄️
- Ice Age - There’s no particular snow scene that stands out, however the film itself is clever, funny and deserves to be recognized in this newly created snow film list!!
- It’s a Wonderful Life - When George Bailey begs God for his life back, the snow starts to fall as if on cue!
- Elf - With his extraordinary snowball throwing skills, it turns out that life in the North Pole teaches you more than just how to make toys!!
- The Shining - If Jack Nicholson chased you through a giant maze in the dead of winter with an ax would you be pissing in your shorts? The answer is yes!
- Fargo - This thriller is about a sloppy murder spree that's foiled by a local sheriff in, you guessed it, Fargo, North Dakota!! A leg in the wood chipper in snow is my fav!!
- The Day After Tomorrow - Dennis Quaid and Jake Gyllenhaal portray a father-son duo who fight to survive after the world enters an Ice Age!! Written by the late Art Bell, my fav!
- The Polar Express - You'll feel like a kid again watching this magical film with your little rug rats and hot chocolate!!
- White Christmas - The greatest scene ever at the end when it finally starts snowing at the colonel's Inn and the title song is played!!
- Frozen - The best animation in the history of animation! Walt Disney would love it!
- The Thing - Throwing the horror movie classic in with Frozen seems a bit unconventional but snow is snow!!🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨
TRUE OR FALSE?
Pro Wrestling Legend “Macho Man” Randy Savage was in the St.Louis Redbirds farm system
Answer: TRUE If your pick was correct you win a pair of Macho Man tights!! Randy Poffo, as he was known then, hit .254 in four seasons as a catcher in the Cardinals' system (three years) and one year with the Reds at Class A Tampa in 1974. He later became a bulked-up savage man in the ring!!
Quote from Mike Golic Jr.
Re: Tulsa football:
“there's a 2-year sample size of this btw. I believe Tulsa had Four 4th-quarter comebacks last year? they only have one speed, and that's chaos.”
College Basketball Picks:
Arkansas 76 at Texas A&M 71
Nice SEC Road win for the Razorbacks!! Razorback Coach Mussleman body surfed the student section but went to the floor in the big donor section! What does that mean!!
Okla State 69 Texas 67
Okie State twin Keylon Boone tipped in the winning basket with .02 left in the game!
Tulsa 71 at UCF 64
Tulsa scoring machine Jeriah Horne scored 17 points in the last 12 minutes!! Winner, winner chicken dinner!!
ORU 79 at Western Illinois 75
ORU is where my daughter-in-law went to school AND she gave me two ORU basketball t-shirts 👕!! Gifts do help in having B in T pick your team, I am not gonna lie ‘bout that!!
Texas Tech 87 Kansas 84
Both teams are in the 10 ten in men's basketball and number of assistant coaches in Armani suits!! Bill Self wore a vested tweeted suit from the Sherlock Holmes collection!!
Oklahoma 82 Iowa State 81
Oklahoma coach Porter Mozier who is no relation to Porter Wagner from Hee Haw fame, has all the female students attending OU games just to get close to the Marcus Welby MD of college basketball! Only a few folks will get that!
Kentucky 78 Georgia 68
Both of these schools have something in common with Tulsa University:
A. They all three have students
B. They all three have football teams
C. They all three have mascots that can bite you!! Bulldogs, Wildcats, and Golden Retriever twin doggies!
D. THEY ALL THREE HAD THE GREAT TUBBY SMITH AS THEIR HEAD COACH!
E. All the above
F. No one cares
Answer is E!! - F possibly for some
College Football Picks:
CFP National Championship presented by AT&T:
Georgia 38 Alabama 35
Georgia coach Kirby Smart has not defeated Nick Saban since starting yoga classes 10 years ago! Mind over matter!? Two of the best Ds in America took some time off as the offenses rolled in the second half! Georgia QB J.T. Daniels threw 2 touchdowns in the last 7 minutes to put the Bulldogs in the winner's circle!!
NFL Picks:
Browns 28 Bengals 23
The Browns won but no playoffs this year!! The Cleveland posse has told Baker Mayfield to leave town by high noon and take his stupid commercials with him!! Bye-bye Baker!
Eagles 27 Cowboys 21
The Cowboys played Taxi squad players and players under Covid 19 watch against the Eagle starters and still almost won!
Chiefs 34 at Broncos 28
The Chiefy wiefies have won 10 in a row to glide into the playoffs!! Mahomes' brother picked a fight with Bronco legend John Elway and is currently drinking all of his food through a straw! Poor wittle fella!!
Cardinals 31 Seahawks 21
The Cards will play Bixby 6th grade red in the wildcard game in the first round!!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa!
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