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Bryan in Tulsa Bobblehead Sports:
I am pleased to announce that the Lohmeyer clan of grandkids will be adding a 5th granddaughter to a group of 6 grandkids!! Poor Gus, one grandson with 5 granddaughters at Christmas 🎁 maybe too much for the young man!! The new addition to Lance and Keli will be Ms. Elliott Madison Lohmeyer!! She is due on January 15th, 2022, and is projected to be a power forward for the Grandbaby girls 5 basketball squad!!
Sports Notes:
B in T Projected New Big 16 Conference in 2022:
The Big 16:
Southern Conference
Texas Tech
Baylor
Jenks Trojans
Tulsa Golden Hurricane
SMU Ponies
Oklahoma State
Bixby Spartans
Texas Christian University
Northern Conference
Iowa State
Kansas State
Kansas
Owasso Rams
West Virginia
Tonkawa Buccaneers
NEO
Union of Tulsa (no longer the Redskins)
Possible 2022 Fox Sports matchups:
- Iowa State vs NEO
- Tulsa vs Owasso (revenge possible for coach Blankenship!)
- Bixby vs Baylor - just sounds good
- Kansas State vs NEO - Red Robertson Field in Tahlequah should be packed!
- Tonkawa vs Kansas - first game ever to end in a 0-0 tie after 10 overtimes!!
B in T Oklahoma Preseason 2021 Top 18 High School Football teams🏈🏈🏉🏉!!
- Bixby Spartans - 4 and 5-star athletes in 8th and 9th grade - true shat dudes
- Owasso Rams - NFL defensive line - defensive coordinator is a friend of B in T! I think.....hehehe
- Jenks Trojans - more talent on their JV than numerous 6A schools!
- Broken Arrow - the moving out the door of David Alexander will haunt the Tigers
- Carl Albert - always good but this year could be special! Also uncle Howard was the Principal many moons ago!!
- Union - this team always has running backs and defensive backs ready for D1 football - nothing has changed!
- Booker T Washington - Micah Tease and Gentry Williams anchor the top state track relay team and look like they are heading to OU and the SEC!!
- Bishop Kelley - the Comets have lacked size upfront for years but this year's team seems big, mean, and fast!!
- Wagoner - coach Dale Condict has more Gold balls than any active coach!!
- Lincoln Christian - this east Tulsa private school looks better each year!
- Edmond Sante Fe - could be a surprise in 6A
- Stillwater - great movie and a really good high school football team!! Jami’s third cousins Lisa, grandson Daeson is a 5’11” 280-pound nose guard that is a stud and once bench-pressed a Brahma Bull!! Could be a TU recruit!!
- Holland Hall - after stud Owen Ostroski signed with TU, other D1 schools are looking at some players from the south Tulsa private schools!!
- Vian - usually owns 2A but the private schools seem to be oozing in!!
- Cushing - B in T nephew is the middle linebacker for the Tigers and once had a pot of beans with jalapenos before practice!! Cushing is real good!!
- Tonkawa - Lot’s of B in T readers and relatives in Buccaneer land!
- Pryor - Surprise 5A team last year and should be stronger this year!
- Blackwell - wife's high school 😇😇😇 nuff said!!
Where will the first College GameDay be??
Week 0 Home Depot College GameDay will be In Atlanta for Alcorn State vs North Carolina Central!!
Alcorn State marching Golden Girls are one of the greatest dance routines in America and alone make the Braves an 8 point favorite over the NC Central Eagles! The booty shaking Alcornettes are second to none and will make this a classic Boogie Wonderland!!
Cardinals vs Cowboys Exhibition Football:
I have been a Dallas Cowboy fan for 162 years and they have sucked most of that time! With Tulsa University’s Zaven Collins on my new favorite Arizona Cardinal football squad, I am so stoked for this season and I can hardly keep all the excitement and anticipation in control!! I project Kyler Murray from OU to throw for 70 touchdown passes and run for 20 touchdowns!! Cardinal rookie Zaven Collins will make 250 tackles, and 15 interceptions!! Keep in mind sport 🏈 fans that we play one extra game this year and the projected numbers may be loftier!! Hahaha!
****THE 2021 OLYMPICS IN TOKYO ARE NOT OVER!! PlEASE BE SURE TO WATCH THE PARALYMPICS IN TOKYO STARTING AUGUST 20th!!!
Bryan in Tulsa is a 6-year member of the Center for Individuals With Physical Challenges! That being said:
This Athletic facility is one of the largest of its kind in America!! Our Director Wendy, has taken over as the new leader right smack fricken dab in the middle of a world pandemic and never batted an eyelash!! She sustains calm in a world where most of us have had traumatic occurrences in our lives!! Upon approval of the board, I would like to change her title to - Wendy - Museum Curator of the Most Amazing Physically Limited Individuals in the World!! Wendy will attempt to get my proposal for a Starbucks in the front lunchroom to the Center board perhaps after a few cocktails at Roosevelt's!! I am a little disappointed in the Center board voting 12 to 1 against taking a couple of the Center Club Vans to see Rocklahoma in Pryor. But I understand the dangers of wheelchairs in outdoor rock festival mosh pits!! NEXT, Wendy will take my proposal for the Christmas 🎄 Light Tour to the October Board Meeting!! I hope the board and Wendy will support taking the folks of the Center on a Goodyear Blimp Tour of Rema Christmas Lights among other traditional Tulsa area holiday light tours!! We cannot wait for this Christmas Light tour! Many thanks to Wendy and her helpers at the crazy Center we all love ❤️!!!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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Awesome Bryan! I love this. But what is B, in T? 🤦🏻♀️ I just figured it out. ~Lisa, your art teacher.
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