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My son and daughter-in-law are extremely stoked about having their second child and will soon find out the sex of the young Golden Hurricane football player!! They currently have a beautiful 18-month old daughter that can palm a grapefruit!! If a boy, the Lohmeyer men want to name the young stud Zaven Richard Lohmeyer!! Of course if a girl, Zavanna Mariah Lohmeyer would be the men’s selection!! The name suggestions have not made the top 10 for the very boisterous and always correct Lohmeyer women!! Stay tuned for more baby news!!
Just found out the wittle baby is a GIRL!
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The Mimi and Papi grandkids are have just discovered that the 6th grandchild will be another girl!! Five grandgirls and one grandson!! OMG, the Lohmeyer men are SURROUNDED!! Help 🆘!!
B in T Top 5 Hottest and Classiest College Football Coaches Wives:
- Sarah Harbaugh - Michigan coach Jim Harbaugh’s main squeeze. She quieted the entire male student section by simply bending over to pick up a hotdog 🌭 wrapper!! True story! Google it! I dare ya!
- Jen Bielema - wife of new Illinois coach Bret Bielema! B in T and Coach Bielema are proof that fat and phat dudes can get stunning chicks!! Google ‘phat’ if confused!! I did!
- Layla Kiffin - wife of Ole Miss coach Lane Kiffin. Lane’s hairline is disappearing as fast as Layla’s so-called midnight rendezvous to work!!
- Cathleen Swinney - wife of Clemson coach Dabo Swinney. Other Clemson’s coaches' wives are so intimidated by her that they will not sit within 20 feet of her at Clemson games!!
- Ashley Montgomery - wife of Tulsa coach Phillip! New entry!! Probably should be number one with all of the monies she has raised for Alzheimer's!! She has made Tulsa University look blessed to have the Montgomery team 🏉 in Tulsa!! Go Hurricane!!
Oklahoma and Texas Moving to the SEC?!
Suddenly an 8-4 record looks good the college football icons, OU, and Texas become members of the Southeastern Conference!! The idea of a national CFA playoff with 3 or 4 SEC teams in an 8 team system sounds very appealing!! In my illustrious opinion, the American Athletic becomes a stronger conference than the Big 12 with Oklahoma and Texas hauling ass to the SEC!! Cincinnati and Iowa cancel each other out and the rest goes to the AAC by a wide margin!! Should the remaining Big 12 little ducklings create a new super conference with the AAC?? Hell yes!!! FOX Sports Network will put together a super package for this combination of teams!! The Texas A&M Aggies are very twerk off about the Longhorns entering the SEC zone of college football!! A&M left the Big 12 or Big 8, whatever it was, years ago to get out of the Texas Longhorn shadow and become a power in the SEC!! Now the big, mean, older bother is moving back into the conference house and the A&M is pissed!! The legal Gods of the A&M trustees have found 124 infractions with lawsuits to throw a Tool time wrench into the Texas and Oklahoma move!!
NBA PLAYOFFS:
The almost 3-month long playoffs and have finally come to an end! Gina is Arachniaphobia from Greece led the Milwaukee Bucks to their first NBA Championship in 50 years!! The Phoenix Suns and the rejuvenated Chris Paul puttered out, after taking a 2-0 playoff lead!! The OKC Thunder have reportedly offered all 73 of their draft choices to the Bucks for Giannis!!!. The offer was rejected by the Bucks front office!!
Coming soon to Faked Out Sports / B in T:
Pumpkin 🎃 Man!
College Football picks from THE PICKER with a record of 2,675 correct picks and 1 incorrect pick!!
B in T top high school towns and diners!!
B in T College Bowl picks!
The cost to you for this stuff is some ‘Jack’ and some ‘Shat’ or zilch!!
B in T top high school mom competition!
B in T Quote of the Week:
Never drink tequila off of a stripper belly button during the pandemic!! Just sayin’!!
Have a great sports week!!
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