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Bernie ‘Cool Daddy’ Sanders at TU Basketball game!!!!  WTF!!  Amazingly no one knew he was there!!  Look at the picture closely and you will notice his eyes, when open, are focussed on the Tulsa cheerleading Squad!!

Tulsa Southern Hills lands 2022 PGA Championship!!  

When the PGA punted the Trump-owned golf course for 2022 there was an immediate need for a new club to host!!  Into the picture comes Nick Sadorkis and Southern Hills Country Club on a white horse to save the day and put millions of dollars into the Tulsa economy in 2022!! Already hosting the Senior PGA Championship for 2021, the course is as pristine as ever and will ready in 2022 for the big one!!  B in T will expect course passes, PGA Championship cap and shirt, and a program signed by Tiger!!  Lance and Andre this is your assignment should you accept!!

FOS Bobbleheads:

Watching 4-year-olds play basketball 🏀 a la Herd Mentality is similar to the following:

1. Watching kittens attack a ball of yarn and string!
2. Watching a flock of seagulls chase fish!
3. Watching Pelosi Predator and Alien Trump go for a loose ball in a mud wrestling bout!!
4. Penguins chasing a bird that does not belong to the herd!!
5. Watching FBI and NCAA investigators follow Kansas coach everywhere!!

B in T NL Central Prediction:

  1. Cardinals - good pitching, and now good hitting thanks to Arenedo trade!  The Red Birds made
their greatest trade since getting Lou Brock from the Cubs for Ernie Broglio, Phil Blough and Bobbie Curran in 1964!! Third baseman Nolan Arenedo from Colorado brings a rocky mountain high to the entire Cardinal Nation!!! 

  2. Brewers - some pitching, some hitting

  3. Reds - Votto will be player/coach by midseason

  4. Cubs - pitching and hitting are below average and Sammy Sosa is now Michael Jackson white

  5. Pirates - it all sucks, hitting, pitching and post-game visitor food even sucks

FOS Superbowl Pick:

Chiefs 34 Buccaneers 31

This Superbowl will be played on the home team’s field for the first time in history!!  The pressure is on the Bucs and the husband of super euro model Giselle to win this game!!  Similar to the plot in the movie Christmas Vacation, the Brady’s have put a down payment on a luxurious remote island and Tom must win this game to cover the check he wrote for the exotic island!!  A true story according to many tabloids picked up at the check-out area at your local grocery store!!  Brady simply choked under pressure to Kermit the Frog Mahomes and the

Chiefs!!  The Bucs scored the first 2 touchdowns with Brady passes for a 14 point lead in the first quarter!!  Kansas City then score 24 points in a row with high end Kelce catching 15 passes and two touchdowns!!  The lightning-quick Tyreek Hill seems to be much faster than any player on the field!!  He runs circles around Tampa defenders like a rat in a maze.......possbly on crack and speed!!  No shat!  Kermit Mahones was 5 out of 5 on throws underarm, left-handed, between his legs, and no-look!!  

Superbowl tickets were 11k each unless you were part of the Tyreek Hill posse and thus no questions asked although the metal detector went off 37 times for his brahs!!!  Singer Abel Makkonen Tesfaye which I only know as the dude with the hair is the half-time entertainment!!  Abel, known better by his stage name, The Weeknd, looks like Bruno Mars on steroids and has a different voice pitch than B.M.!!!  

FOS College Basketball Picks:

ORU 82 at North Dakota State 77

The Bison’s team starts with 3 players over 6’8” tall and shoots lights out from the 3 point area!!  The team has no team speed or quickness but great passing and shooting!!  

Tulsa 61 at UCF 59

Tulsa has a shot at the top 4 spots in the conference tournament but needs to continue to win the close ones!  With another close game in Orlando, the home of Mickey and Minnie Mouse, Tulsa’s Elijah Joiner banked in a 27-foot bank shot as the clock hit zeros!!

Oklahoma State 77 Texas 74

Oklahoma State’s Boone twins from Tulsa Memorial combined for 15 points and 23 rebounds!!  The Longhorns have more talent than they know what to do with!!  The student managers would be starters at other schools!!

Oklahoma 81 Iowa State 56

The Sooners rested 3 of their starters and used their left hands against the hopeless, hapless, and luckless Clones!!

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa - Faked Out Sports

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