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FOS Notes ’bout nuthin:
Faked Out Sports is About Fake Sports!! Duh! Other Faked Shat!
Fake News- Trump?
Fake Sports- B in T?
Fake Boobs- self-explanatory!
Fake Hair- Bill Self?
Fake I.D. - I just took a pole and all 4 of my grown kids have had one, oh what a surprise, oh we are such bad parents. Oh wait Mr. and Mrs. B in T did too!
Fake Orgasms - no comment
Fake Eye Lashes - Kardashians have closets full of fake shat!!
Fake Baked Christmas Cookies - smell weird and leave you feeling very spirited and hungry for more......and, more!!
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Is KOTV’s Leanne Taylor The Real Mrs. Santa Clause?
Has anyone ever, ever seen the two of them in the same room? Hmmm?
Leanne’s house decorations look like they came from the North Pole!! Check it out!
Leanne hands out Chocolate Cocoa to the kids every night starting December 1st!! Look at the empty Hersheys Cocoa boxes in her trash containers!
Leanne is reportedly shopping Pet Smart for Reindeer feed and treats!! Hmmm!
Leanne’s cheeks get rosier the closier it gets to Christmas Day!!
Leanne took 5 pairs of men’s red pants to a local seamstress to let the waist out!! Hmmm!!
Leanne has been spotted in NAPA Auto Parts ordering sleigh engine fusion parts!!
I am just sayin’!!
Impeachment Smeachment!
During the impeachment hearings, I turned down the sound and played Christmas music!! Is that bad? Is that unpatriotic? I left the video on just in case the Republicans and the Democrats broke into a wrestling donnybrook!!
B in T PRESENTS: Mason Rudolph vs Myles Garrett, A Charity Boxing Match Which Will Bring 1,000s of Toys for Tots!!
Mason, who looks very similar to Jethro Bodine of the Beverly Hill Billies, has agreed to the boxing match but his agent says they must use NERF boxing gloves! Myles and his agent prefer to go bare knuckles but will use anything as long as they get a shot at the ’soft honky’! If the players agree to the bout their fines will be expunged and they will be allowed to participate in all reindeer games next year, according to the NFL!!
FOS Bobbleheads:
B in T’s Grandchild Basketball Team Just Needs One Recruit!!
The B in T Grandchild Fab 5 just had its 4th recruit added to his recruiting class with a healthy female point guard from Jordan and Clark!! Rosie entered the world smallish but with the ability to crossover dribble with either hand in her seventh day on earth!! No shat!! We are heavily recruiting a Center/Aircraft carrier for the 5th of the B in T Fab Grandchild 5!! Lance and Keli have made a verbal commit with Charlotte and will officially sign-on February 5th or around the date, depending on the stork flight schedules!! I believe in Santa Clause, Storks delivering babies and TU going to a major bowl in 2020!!
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