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ESPN 6 cameras will be all over the new Hardesty Sports Complex for the much anticipated Tulsa Center Bocce Ball Tournament!! The anticipated two time Champion Gold winner and 1 time Bronze medalist, Biff Boce’ will be there!!! He is cocky, stinky, but very handsome in a weird way!! Between 20 to 25 of the top area
Bocce players will be at this event!!
Players such as:
Jeannie Frogetta- super short game and more medals than Michael Phelps!!
Ron the Preacher Man- current 2019 Mid America Champion!!
Gary for Medical purposes only- good at the long and short game! Gary always carries munchies, such as Nacho Doritos, Double Stuffed Oreo cookies and brownie with poppy seeds!!
Sherri the Center Mother Hubbard- won the Midwest Championship in 2018! Has some super shots...........tequila, vodka and her favorite the fuzzy navel!!
Bryan in Tulsa (B n T)-very average player and just plays the game to pick up Bacci ball groupies!!
Lee and Victoria love birds- super newcomers to the team that are the first married couple to play Bocce at the Center!!
Stephanie hush up Bryan-always in some type of skirmish with a dude named Bryan!! Most improved player in the center!
Pam the hugger- had a great Mid America Tournament and is an up comer to be reckoned with!! Has a great tan!!
We have 3 super folks that are awesome instrumental to our Center team!! Coach David Hammerhead, Coach Georgie I ain't no porgy and our team manager Margy have been instrumental with our Center team being one of the best Bocce teams in the USA!! Come see our tournament at 9:00 AM July 11th!!
When Drinkin’ and Fishin’ at Your College Friend’s Lake:
All buzzards look like eagles!
Woodpecker knocks are bigfoot mating calls!
Alligator Garfish look like the Loch Ness monster!
Catching some weeds can make you feel like your catching an 8-pound bass!!
Proudly send a picture of you first catch to your wife and she texts you back ’bait?’
When drinking, a carcass across the lake may look like a huge brown bear, but is only a beaver!!
When drinking in Somewhere, Indiana, the need to shower is never a high priority!! For four frickin’ days!!
When drinking in a boat, in a lake, in Somewhere, Indiana a giant water moccasin could be a tree limb!!
When drinking in a boat, in a lake, in Somewhere, Indiana the football sports 🏈chat could have OU 2019 National Champions, and OSU, TU, and Arkansas in New Year's Day Bowl games!!
Dreams can come true when drinking in a boat, in a lake, in Somewhere, Indiana!!!
First Game National Publication Football Big 4 Spreads Are a Hoot!!
Sooners by 26 over Houston
Houston QB D’Eriqu King could be as much of a Heisman candidate than OU stud transfer!! With that said, OU’s defense should hold the Cougar offense to 38 points and the Sooner offense should be held to 71 points and close to 800 yards total offense!!! This will cover the 26 points spread by a touchdown and an extra point!! Houston coach, receding mullet Dana, feels at home in his new AAC conference!!
Cowboys by 17 over Oregon State
The Beaver defense was ranked 128th out of 129 teams in 2018 division 1 football!! With the Cowpokes young starting Quarterback Spencer Sanders making his debut on Friday night lights nationwide, he could not have asked for a better defense to start against!! A long ways from home, on the road, and first game jitters should give the Pokes a 5 point win but not 17!!
Michigan State by 21 over Golden Hurricane
The Tulsa team could be an unknown for the Spartans and if the Hurricane’s defense holds tight, this 21 point spread could be around 10!!! Michigan State should be analyzing the 2017 OU/Baylor game in depth to prepare for Tulsa transfer QB Zac Smith!! Mr. Smith threw for close to 500 yards against the Sooner D!! Ok Sooner defense has basically sucked the last few years but you should get my drift!!!
Razorbacks by 1,345,222 1/2 over Portland State which seems accurate!!
Faked Out Sports Sooner Football W/L Projections for 2019!!
Houston at Oklahoma W by 26
South Dakota State at Oklahoma W by 31
Oklahoma at UCLA W by 13
Texas Tech at Oklahoma W by 24
Oklahoma at Kansas W by 20
Oklahoma at Cotton Bowl Texas W by 3
West Virginia at Oklahoma . W by 18
Oklahoma at Kansas State W by 8
Iowa State at Oklahoma W by 11
Oklahoma at Baylor W by 6
TCU at Oklahoma W by 15
Oklahoma at Oklahoma State W by 2
Dr. Pepper Big 12 Conference Championship:
Oklahoma 38 Texas 28
College Football Final Four
Oklahoma 32 Ohio State 27
National Championship Game
Alabama 30 Oklahoma 21
Words of wisdom from the unwise one: Never read Faked Out Sports while mixing a morning cinnamon protein drink. Cayenne pepper is not a cinnamon spice mix!!
Have a great sports week!
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